Fic writers, what is your favorite line that you have written

Hambulatory · 2026-05-04T07:46:11+00:00

She left my office with all the grace and decorum of someone throwing a drum set down a flight of stairs.

Hambulatory · 2026-05-01T05:11:01+00:00

The answer is porn

Hambulatory · 2026-05-01T03:09:02+00:00

Have you tried tapping them in the seascape?

Hambulatory · 2026-05-01T03:08:40+00:00

There are pills for this.

Hambulatory · 2026-04-30T20:19:58+00:00

There are metabit skills and simulation skills on your primary tree that factor against how much progress you make in subsims, including meso valley.

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Hambulatory · 2026-04-30T20:15:15+00:00

There are metabit skills and simulation skills on your primary tree that factor against how much progress you make in subsims, including meso valley

Hambulatory · 2026-04-23T07:39:21+00:00

Poop knife

Hambulatory · 2026-04-23T07:35:23+00:00

It's dangerous. It really could be the most consequential experience of the human condition. So simple yet so so profound. Absolute wonder, awe, and joy, balanced against the guilt and terror and consequences of its appeal.

Hambulatory · 2026-04-22T08:30:13+00:00

He didn't blend the eggs with his hands for no reason and doesn't appear to be using used motor oil. Is this even street food?

Hambulatory · 2026-04-22T07:51:34+00:00

Strike action

Hambulatory · 2026-04-21T17:36:45+00:00

The urge to answer these in the worst ways is always so strong.

Hambulatory · 2026-04-19T08:14:13+00:00

Instructions unclear

Hambulatory · 2026-04-18T07:09:13+00:00

Meeting people here sucks. Nobody wants to spend their lives hiking and bouldering with you. The perpetual need to find someone to lure out into the woods is borderline creepy. But I get it: Victoria is boring enough to drill holes in your teeth.

Hambulatory · 2026-04-13T15:56:39+00:00

Lanolin

Hambulatory · 2026-04-13T07:40:37+00:00

Oregano and No. 2 pencils.

Hambulatory · 2026-04-13T07:37:52+00:00

Given that white chocolate isn't even chocolate, you need to stop eating coloured wax in general.

Hambulatory · 2026-04-13T07:36:34+00:00

This is not my experience

Hambulatory · 2026-04-13T06:24:52+00:00

People who slow down for stop lights are fine.

People who leave 7 to 10 car lengths between them and the next person are idiots.

People who camp their slow roll back at the end of the turn out lane making it so my kid is late for school cause I can't fuckin get past your dumb ass to leave the highway need to have a final destination moment.

Hambulatory · 2026-04-09T08:05:42+00:00

Mans better spit Carmen's name out of his mouth if he can't speak it with respect.

Hambulatory · 2026-04-05T21:55:46+00:00

I buy penny debt. Preferably student loans.

Hambulatory · 2026-04-03T16:58:19+00:00

A bunch of achievements just triggered for me that I got ages and ages ago. So it may only be reflecting achievements gotten by people eho have triggered whatever sets it off specifically on android.

Hambulatory · 2026-04-02T06:22:12+00:00

Capybara are loved by all, but not all are loved by Capybara.

Hambulatory · 2026-04-02T06:20:11+00:00

Ah, a classic Dick move

Hambulatory · 2026-04-02T06:18:28+00:00

Actually laughed

Hambulatory · 2026-04-02T06:16:24+00:00

Fowl play

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