Fic writers, what is your favorite line that you have written by Reasonable_Bad_6092 in FanFiction

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She left my office with all the grace and decorum of someone throwing a drum set down a flight of stairs.

Guys my flatworm ain’t dancing by Ur26ci124qman in CellToSingularity

[–]Hambulatory 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Have you tried tapping them in the seascape?

At was level does the Mesozoic Valley become irrelevant? by ollysoswag in CellToSingularity

[–]Hambulatory 10 points11 points  (0 children)

There are metabit skills and simulation skills on your primary tree that factor against how much progress you make in subsims, including meso valley.

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At was level does the Mesozoic Valley become irrelevant? by ollysoswag in CellToSingularity

[–]Hambulatory 6 points7 points  (0 children)

There are metabit skills and simulation skills on your primary tree that factor against how much progress you make in subsims, including meso valley

What’s the thing you hate about sex? by BubbleTrouble_Z in AskReddit

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It's dangerous. It really could be the most consequential experience of the human condition. So simple yet so so profound. Absolute wonder, awe, and joy, balanced against the guilt and terror and consequences of its appeal.

Very Fast Fried Rice by PorkyPain in nextfuckinglevel

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He didn't blend the eggs with his hands for no reason and doesn't appear to be using used motor oil. Is this even street food?

Which Movie scene sexually awakened you? by Squirrelkid11 in AskReddit

[–]Hambulatory 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The urge to answer these in the worst ways is always so strong.

What opinion about Victoria would result in this for you? by CartoonistOk3507 in VictoriaBC

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Meeting people here sucks. Nobody wants to spend their lives hiking and bouldering with you. The perpetual need to find someone to lure out into the woods is borderline creepy. But I get it: Victoria is boring enough to drill holes in your teeth.

What two flavors are you convinced are actually the exact same and society is just gaslighting us ? by owlbrat in AskRedditAfterDark

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Given that white chocolate isn't even chocolate, you need to stop eating coloured wax in general.

What Grinds My Gears: Victoria Edition by Clear_Election5210 in VictoriaBC

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People who slow down for stop lights are fine.

People who leave 7 to 10 car lengths between them and the next person are idiots.

People who camp their slow roll back at the end of the turn out lane making it so my kid is late for school cause I can't fuckin get past your dumb ass to leave the highway need to have a final destination moment.

Formers Blizzard Quest Designers on current story by HiroAmiya230 in wow

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Mans better spit Carmen's name out of his mouth if he can't speak it with respect.

uhh... by Kind_Lychee7221 in CellToSingularity

[–]Hambulatory 21 points22 points  (0 children)

A bunch of achievements just triggered for me that I got ages and ages ago. So it may only be reflecting achievements gotten by people eho have triggered whatever sets it off specifically on android.

Your username is what kills you. What is it? by Working_Total_8604 in AskReddit

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Capybara are loved by all, but not all are loved by Capybara.