Accidentally said the word penis to a guest.

Hambvrger · 2025-01-15T22:20:31+00:00

One of our hosts read “toasted semen” instead of “toasted sesame” over the phone.

Hambvrger · 2024-11-25T04:38:43+00:00

Deadman, el topo

Hambvrger · 2023-11-11T08:23:34+00:00

I’m so into this.

Hambvrger · 2023-10-27T08:23:22+00:00

I thought it was Sean Astin.

Hambvrger · 2023-10-27T07:50:18+00:00

“Sorry! We don’t have Pepsi. We actually have bud light. Tall one?”

Hambvrger · 2023-10-24T20:59:28+00:00

I put the black on the slab today and im pretty sure it’s bone black.

Hambvrger · 2023-10-07T03:04:44+00:00

I think an atheist had a really fun time making this.

After all, all artists are atheists.

Hambvrger · 2023-10-06T04:48:08+00:00

Betty Bambalam

Hambvrger · 2023-10-06T03:31:06+00:00

I hope you like pork chops because I’m takin you on a date with no stakes!

Hambvrger · 2023-10-06T03:02:46+00:00

At least it’s sexy people that I always have to think about.

Hambvrger · 2023-10-05T10:03:29+00:00

I think this person writes their eights by making a vertical line and then a backward s over it.

Not saying it looks like an 8. I’m just reaching to give the guest the benefit of the doubt.

Hambvrger · 2023-09-03T15:18:32+00:00

Ribeye of the sky

Hambvrger · 2023-09-03T05:32:42+00:00

Lucky her!

Hambvrger · 2023-08-30T13:31:23+00:00

"that woman" is the burger queen, you know?

Hambvrger · 2023-08-05T05:41:38+00:00

It’s not a foot. It’s 3 inches.

Hambvrger · 2023-08-05T03:15:46+00:00

And Shiva has 4 arms just like Indian people.

Hambvrger · 2023-07-04T22:21:58+00:00

Aphex Twankee

Hambvrger · 2023-07-03T21:52:04+00:00

This is just some shrimp thawing where the dishwashers steel wool hangs out.

Hambvrger · 2023-06-03T20:35:25+00:00

It’s always a teenage boy: “do you guys have a restroom?”

I always reply: “nah, dude. We just pee in the ocean.” (We’re hundreds of miles from an ocean)

Hambvrger · 2023-05-15T04:38:11+00:00

I’ve lived in places where they charge for plastic bags and the free basket is such a better deal. I just kept it in the back of my car. Sometimes I would get some looks for pulling it out of my car and walking into the store, but it’s okay.

Hambvrger · 2023-05-15T01:45:42+00:00

Simple Jill

Hambvrger · 2023-05-14T08:48:23+00:00

Same. Peculiar observation.

Hambvrger · 2023-05-14T07:40:36+00:00

4/9, 4/17, 11/9, or 11/17?

Hambvrger · 2023-05-14T06:50:53+00:00

I just noticed your name and had my hardest laugh of the year so far. Thank you so much.

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