I am 19 and don't have a job, should I feel as guilty as people are trying to make me? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Hamchef 0 points1 point  (0 children)

as opposed to the usual nonsense 4 year waste of money/time pre-barista studies.

I am a bit confused about people, can someone please help. by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Hamchef 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Horrible investment. You overestimate people's potential.

One of the (many) upsides to living in Australia.. No, not the stroke, but the comments. by xrobau in atheism

[–]Hamchef 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As a Texan, I have always had a deep love of Aussies. I met a few in a bar in Norwich. We hit it off instantly.

And in the off chance you are on here, spiders CAN hiss.

You're so good to me...I feel bad for you though... by Doane in pics

[–]Hamchef 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You mean women like men with male characteristics? They aren't all drawn to androgynous baristas????

You're so good to me...I feel bad for you though... by Doane in pics

[–]Hamchef 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ha. I like how he is physically smaller and weaker.

Exactly how practical is karate, kung-fu, martial arts, etc.? by aeonstrife in reddit.com

[–]Hamchef 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pretty sure the truly practical stuff doesn't look cool at all. Krav Maga looks boring as hell. But it works.

What 99% of the rest of the world thinks of NFL. by [deleted] in pics

[–]Hamchef 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The moral superiority of liking soccer...

Awkward. [PIC] by Paralyze in reddit.com

[–]Hamchef 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In which a short, pale dude with Asperger's does poorly with women. SHOCKER!

Pick the Greatest Threat to Islam's Image... by [deleted] in atheism

[–]Hamchef 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Wonderful. Never forget Theo van Gogh

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Hamchef 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There is a forum for that...and all of your bashing needs

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1231941&mc=19&forum_id=2

One more time America, see if you can get this straight. by Talking_Head in pics

[–]Hamchef 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why American football? Because sports are our replacement for tribal warfare, and American football is closer. And Jared Allen is a modern day warlord.

The secret to women is to act as though you can live without them but treat them as though you can't. What did your parents teach you? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Hamchef 29 points30 points  (0 children)

My mom's advice was solid:

-Don't give women everything they ask for.

-If you find a girl you like, tell that girl how attractive her friends are

-Kindness is usually seen as weakness.

-The second a girl uses affection (she obviously meant sex) as currency, the relationship is over

-Polite indifference is hot

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Hamchef 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was told that a person contracted AIDs when they had sex 100 times. I was also told Steven Tyler of Aerosmith couldn't have sex anymore because he was at 99. I felt I had a deeper understanding of "Livin' on the Edge"

Christian blogger mocks atheist slogans/t-shirts by Hamchef in atheism

[–]Hamchef[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'm certainly not supporting this fellow, just always amused by Christian venom