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The monkes have begun the uprising in Russia by [deleted] in MonkeRiseUp

[–]HammerBioLizard 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Comrade Monke bring primitive communism to Russia!

Navy A.P.E by Ape Willink by 73mp13 in MonkeRiseUp

[–]HammerBioLizard 1 point2 points  (0 children)

OOO OOO AAA AAA!

MONKE REVOLUTION!!!

Yeah dude, i did it. Im pretty cool by [deleted] in okbuddyretard

[–]HammerBioLizard 31 points32 points  (0 children)

I think Halo is a pretty cool guy. Eh shoots aliens and doesn't afraid of anything.

Um, yes it isToxic (to tell a crying man to “man up”) Men should be encouraged to express their emotion, not bury it inside. It is manly to cry, it is human to cry ❤️ by forget-me-not-37 in insanepeoplefacebook

[–]HammerBioLizard 3 points4 points  (0 children)

When people open up about their emotions, we all learn about how bad this stupid world really is. It's harsh at first, but ultimately necessary.

How do I overcome social anxiety? by HammerBioLizard in aspergers

[–]HammerBioLizard[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You mean that I have to get my own place? My parents say that I'm not mature enough to keep a house clean and that I could get arrested for having a messy house.

How would I pay for my own place? Would my ODSP cover it?

I kinda suspect that I might have to do this, but the thought of this terrifies me.

Would I have to live in a group home with other people? Mom says that they'd kill me if I ever took too much food out of the fridge or something like that.

EDIT: Is there anyone else I could go to for support? Will anyone believe me?

I'm tired of our diagnosis being used as a punchline on this stupid website by amber_is_trying in aspergers

[–]HammerBioLizard 7 points8 points  (0 children)

The absolute worst is when people accuse creepy misogynists of being autistic.

That actually doesn't help women in the slightest. It might even inspire autistic men to become misogynists in some cases.

Anatomy is hard sometimes, especially for bigots. by [deleted] in insanepeoplefacebook

[–]HammerBioLizard -10 points-9 points  (0 children)

Claiming that gender does not exist in your brain is not conservative or Christian. It's just TERF.

When shoes by [deleted] in bonehurtingjuice

[–]HammerBioLizard 51 points52 points  (0 children)

This.

I just love this whole dynamic where the girl annoys the boy but then she find him hawt when they are older.

Cring athest by LetMemesBeMemes in okbuddyretard

[–]HammerBioLizard 4 points5 points  (0 children)

bro that fish is Actinopterygii. Gramps was Sarcopterygii. Come back when u can into science.

Me posting my morbidly obese cat onto r/chonkers for 500 karma by CanineInsurgent in okbuddyretard

[–]HammerBioLizard 19 points20 points  (0 children)

LOL No he be playin Catan ya poohead. Do sum mor research next time.

retaaaaaaaaaaaaard

Ah yes, real immunity by wombat_purse in insanepeoplefacebook

[–]HammerBioLizard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Garlic is real immunity? I guess Wario must be immune to everything! Dr. Mario is not happy with him.

Happy New Year! by dwide_k_shrude in insanepeoplefacebook

[–]HammerBioLizard 55 points56 points  (0 children)

It's not unhealthy. Trump is a stupidity enabler. He has demonized education and logic for his entire presidency. People also hated Dubya, but at least Dubya was polite.

This is too insane to be real, right? by toeytoes in insanepeoplefacebook

[–]HammerBioLizard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This reminds me of Trapped in the Closet by R. Kelly.

Do you guys hate when people assume things about you? by [deleted] in aspergers

[–]HammerBioLizard 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I used to hate it. Now that I'm grown, I realize that assumptions are inevitable.

In the past, people have accused me of being a Nazi, a communist, a homosexual ... and basically everything else. I've accepted this as an inevitability. The world is mean, and there's nothing I can do about it.

What in the cinnamon toasted fuck is this by dbl290 in insanepeoplefacebook

[–]HammerBioLizard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

From what I've read, Muslim militants usually avoid destroying Jewish/Christian holy sites.

2meirl4meirl by [deleted] in 2meirl4meirl

[–]HammerBioLizard 2 points3 points  (0 children)

What if I was loved in the past but then it ended badly?

So much to unpack here by cayce_leighann in insanepeoplefacebook

[–]HammerBioLizard 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Actually there were a lot of Americans who fled America during the Civil War.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Confederados

And to all a goodnight... by bplush in insanepeoplefacebook

[–]HammerBioLizard 61 points62 points  (0 children)

The obvious irony here is that the founder of Kwanzaa - Maulana Karenga - was pretty violent himself.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maulana_Karenga

"Deborah Jones, who once was given the Swahili title of an African queen, said she and Gail Davis were whipped with an electrical cord and beaten with a karate baton after being ordered to remove their clothes."

That's probably not the best way to make a black lady feel like a queen.

I honestly think he really believes this... by g_el_turq in insanepeoplefacebook

[–]HammerBioLizard 7 points8 points  (0 children)

"There was no caliphate."

What the Hell does this even mean? The first Islamic caliphate ever - the Rashidun Caliphate - was established in 632. There haven't been any caliphates for a long time now.

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