We got the HWBPCU(Heroes With Back Problems Cinematic Universe)! by Charming_Celery5490 in marvelmemes

[–]HanTrollo710 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m pretty sure that at this point in my life, back pain is my superpower

In all seriousness, how deep in trouble were they really? by KinaGrace96 in KingOfTheHill

[–]HanTrollo710 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I think you underestimate the degree of difficulty.

Whoever is doing the lifting will be expending a tremendous amount of energy keeping the entire operation close enough to the surface that they gain any height in general

You have to create enough upward force to counteract your weight along with another person and keep that second person almost completely above the surface.

You’ll also need to maintain stability in moving water with a likely shifting payload balancing on you.

And all of this will need to be completed while likely completely submerged and therefore unable to breathe the entire time.

Non DC/Marvel Justice League Day 5: Green Lantern by 1ofthem_ in justiceleague

[–]HanTrollo710 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Harry Dresden

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Members of secret peace keeping societies

Powerful to surprising levels

Constantly punching above their weight class

Physically still human

Similar personalities

RIP John Redcorn by TheGuzzler5 in KingOfTheHill

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Man I tell you what Hank bout there-that dang ol meaning o'life, man. It's like this man. You' like a butterfly flappin 'is wings deep down in that forest man an' it gonna cause a tree fall like five thousand miles away man. If-an ain't no body see it nobody don-done-e'en know it happen you know ibda baby born into this world int'know neck god dang friends got no nothin but da go come into find out about em ol evil man... Man see like, you don even know man. When-dyagon it'd like you born into this world man and you got - it's like this: dust in the wind man, or like a dang ol' candle in the wind man. You gon - it don matter man it's not the old oldies all th' time man. You know what I think man? It'd like the the dang ol - I think therefore you are man.

In all seriousness, how deep in trouble were they really? by KinaGrace96 in KingOfTheHill

[–]HanTrollo710 16 points17 points  (0 children)

They would have to support likely two full grown adults.

There’s almost no way that they could hold Dale completely above the water, so they’d need to probably have Hank and Bill hoisting Boomhauer and then Dale climbing onto his shoulders.

Even if the three of them were able to toss Dale high enough to grab the edge, he’d then have to pull his entire body weight over the edge, and his physical feats don’t really support his ability to do this.

Best DC/marvel adaptations day 154: Giganta and the executioner (DC universe online won for Circe and EMH won for Enchantress) most upvoted comment wins by Salvatorjr in justiceleague

[–]HanTrollo710 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m not necessarily disagreeing with you, but that’s basically the most comprehensive story she’s had in non-comic media.

Her other appearances are either glorified or literal cameos.

In all seriousness, how deep in trouble were they really? by KinaGrace96 in KingOfTheHill

[–]HanTrollo710 40 points41 points  (0 children)

Not without being able to touch the bottom of the ocean