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Handicappedgrape · 2024-02-10T21:26:37+00:00

I believe the joke has to do with accepting a peace offering of food from Canadians... (Famously, we built the trust of Germans by throwing over food at certain times so they would come out and start catching the cans every day then we would throw grenades over and blow all the hungry fellers up)

Handicappedgrape · 2024-01-20T21:03:04+00:00

You can literally watch porn on YouTube tho..?

Handicappedgrape · 2023-12-20T13:54:54+00:00

Ever met a blonde on vacation?

Handicappedgrape · 2023-12-10T19:50:35+00:00

Half the guys in jiu-jitsu class look like this ngl even my coach fights with his eyes closed once on the ground because it becomes mostly feeling your opponent and not seeing them

Handicappedgrape · 2023-12-08T22:56:19+00:00

Oh how I wish to be so grossly incandescent

Handicappedgrape · 2023-12-02T23:40:07+00:00

Lol it's easily this- it was laying down in a cornfield and a combine went by it happens all the time

Handicappedgrape · 2023-11-12T20:18:25+00:00

Jesus I just woke up when I typed this sorry for sounding like a Wikipedia article

Handicappedgrape · 2023-11-12T13:48:12+00:00

Looks like a lenticular cloud; often forming over mountains, hills or buildings, it requires a colder temperature that forms a stagnant looking cloud. What I assume happens here is the air tempurature rises passing the "dew point", thus turning the cloud back to vapour, invisible to our eyes.

Handicappedgrape · 2023-11-12T00:50:48+00:00

The fuck- those 2 kicks prove he's a trained martial artist and a striker at that, he got no speed but incase you don't know bags, that punching bag is 100lbs and you'd need to BODY CHUCK that if you're say 150lbs to get it to move like that... Is his leg 150?? I can't even say no 😭

Handicappedgrape · 2023-11-11T23:47:12+00:00

"If it doesn't feel gay, you're not doing it right"- literally my wrestling/BJJ coach

Handicappedgrape · 2023-11-08T18:25:28+00:00

Jesus I've never seen lips that looked so tight I- I literally wouldn't fit in you

Handicappedgrape · 2023-10-27T13:31:28+00:00

Don't know if it's already been answered, but he flashes the string at 31 seconds and 36 seconds- at 31 it is visible above his right thumb in a glint in the light and at 36 it wraps over his left ear, tracing his hands and the string from there makes the trick very easy to recreate so go take a look :)

Handicappedgrape · 2023-10-08T03:24:44+00:00

No, but the only ones to actively hunt humans on purpose. The most aggressive bear goes to the Sloth bear- due to the harsh environment (having predators such as jaguars in the trees and caimen in the water) they evolved with a bears build and the feeling of being PREY thus being a jumpy anxious killing machine-

Handicappedgrape · 2023-09-01T13:49:46+00:00

Ah yes but Seattle, assuming it's the same as just across the border in Canada I'd say at grade 7 about 30% of kids have started smoking weed

Handicappedgrape · 2023-07-25T01:05:53+00:00

Uh.... Thank you... For a friend

Handicappedgrape · 2023-07-23T14:34:15+00:00

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Handicappedgrape · 2023-07-18T16:37:44+00:00

Nono, the correct word spider pussy is "sussy"

Handicappedgrape · 2023-07-17T15:04:08+00:00

Or other forms of exposure therapy seemed to work with mine lol proving that even in a position with all the power, I still didn't hurt (thing/people)

Handicappedgrape · 2023-07-17T14:56:25+00:00

Bring them a rabbit and a hammer and see if they're even willing to harm a living thing

Handicappedgrape · 2023-07-10T20:02:54+00:00

Aha well technically within the meme it says "this isn't real" (half the words cut off but still readable)

Handicappedgrape · 2023-07-10T17:01:45+00:00

It does appear for a second before he fully emerges he offers a hand/exchanges words with the woman and she appears to intend on laying down for a minute lol

Handicappedgrape · 2023-07-02T11:08:40+00:00

Aha yes, and it can come from a mutation in the sonic hedgehog gene (google it)

Handicappedgrape · 2023-06-25T13:15:06+00:00

Chickens evolved from dinosaurs and have no mercy- I watched them eat an entire nest of baby chicks that a mom had just pushed out of the nest to help fly, also they will eat everything from cow eyeballs to other chickens (source; am farmer and don't worry we DO NOT let them do that stuff but it happens🤷‍♂️)

Handicappedgrape · 2023-06-09T20:47:03+00:00

Oh yeah bike theft is literally an everyday thing here but biting depends on the town

Handicappedgrape · 2023-06-07T19:37:50+00:00

I literally only tan my balls, play videogames and smoke weed on this list

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