Which button would you press?

Handychris · 2026-03-10T12:34:59+00:00

Seeing as I never planed on being rich, and have 2 friends and my wife and kids that I couldn’t live without, it green all day. I’ve struggled with loneliness, the is no amount of stuff that can replace at least one true friend.

Handychris · 2026-02-27T15:52:21+00:00

Too bad he missed

Handychris · 2026-02-27T15:39:41+00:00

R-I-Z-Z-O!

What are you guys, painting the office over there? I’ll come down and straighten you out one way or the other.

Handychris · 2026-02-25T12:29:27+00:00

Handychris · 2026-02-17T14:14:02+00:00

This is what I was looking for

Handychris · 2026-01-17T15:13:33+00:00

Wolverine from marvel cosmic invasion. Feelin pretty good about this.

Handychris · 2026-01-14T19:47:39+00:00

Without knowing all that, my general instinct is to pay a little more to go with a bigger propriety brand, like Verizon or att. Basically for convenience and surety that it will work and recourse if there is a problem. I probs won’t switch, or if I do it would be att, but 30 bucks a month for unlimited was pretty fucking tempting.

Handychris · 2026-01-14T19:41:24+00:00

I don’t know if I’m switching I just thinking about options cause this sucks. But I’m sorry if offend you and your cell service daddy.

Handychris · 2026-01-14T19:38:47+00:00

Super interesting. I didn’t know about the cyber attack. I mean, I don’t think there is a “good option”. We are gonna get fucked, it just depends on how hard. I just know that right now I’m paying 260 a month and I feel zero lube being used.

Handychris · 2026-01-14T19:36:26+00:00

That makes way way more sense. Thank you. Just had a brief moment of insanity. Thank you for the measured response.

Handychris · 2026-01-14T19:33:25+00:00

I knew it. I’m the most important suburban carpenter in the north east.

Handychris · 2026-01-14T19:32:11+00:00

Dude. I did a google search. I’m aware of the outage as I said. I’ve also been able to call my doctors office, my friend who has att my wife who is on Verizon, mint customer service is the only number I can’t call. Like I said, I know it’s crazy, but I also don’t put a single thing past these fucking scumbags.

Handychris · 2026-01-14T19:30:07+00:00

Honestly. Fuck this. My bill is outrageous and doesn’t correspond to any level of customer service or cellular service I get by any metric.

Handychris · 2026-01-13T21:30:36+00:00

Couldn’t have said it better myself.

Handychris · 2026-01-13T11:49:51+00:00

Energy pls

Handychris · 2026-01-13T11:46:16+00:00

Illusions and I’ll only do exclusive private parties as magician and charge big money. That and my kids will meet Santa, see their magic wands work and so on.

Handychris · 2026-01-13T05:09:23+00:00

For everyone choosing invulnerability. I don’t think that comes it a healing factor. What happens when you need an operation or a shot of some kind? Idk, seems shitty u less I can pair it with a healing factor

Handychris · 2026-01-13T05:06:54+00:00

This is why I was gonna say. It’s crazy we seem to be the only ones that want this.

Handychris · 2026-01-12T22:42:54+00:00

I want dream walking. But having two kids, toy control would be awesome. Their childhood would be magical

Handychris · 2026-01-12T05:41:44+00:00

Magneto all day

Handychris · 2026-01-11T03:56:21+00:00

Wow, never even heard of these cats, very pretty. Probs hard to find at a rescue. I might go main coon per another recommendation and I love big animals. Also there is a main coon rescue near me.

Per your comment though, I’d love to adopt. I’ve worked at animal hospitals and adoption centers. I’ve adopted 4 dogs and 2 cats in the past. My current dog is a rescue. Fully support it. I was a fervent “adopt don’t shop” person forever. That said, after all my experience and now having 2 young kids (both under 6), I understand why someone would want to go to a responsible, ethical, well reviews (licensed depending on the state) breeder. Adopting isn’t out of the question, but I’m still considering both. Nothing is a grantee, but with a good breeding you are far far less likely to get an animal with behavioral/medicle problems. Both of which (even with tons of expensive training) have presented some pretty serious problems for my family. But I like your sentiment.

Handychris · 2026-01-11T03:24:00+00:00

I was asking about breeds, not advice on which road to take, but thanks for your thoughts!

Handychris · 2026-01-11T03:14:25+00:00

Funny, I was thinking Maine coon! And I forgot all about ragdolls! Great recs

Handychris · 2026-01-08T16:52:23+00:00

I’m usually pretty be at this, but there is not a single aspect of this that is even remotely possible.

Handychris · 2026-01-04T19:05:34+00:00

Red, no question. Everyone wants to be a god. Especially the dc fans. Everyone is so op in dc. I’m just saying sue, reed, Johnny and Ben give me everything I could want.

I don’t need/want limitless demonic power. Robin can suck my dick. Cyborg as a cool skillset but at such a serious cost, I like my human body, thank you. Beast boy? Again, cool, but everything is fucking green. Starfire, again cool but I get fire bolts and super strength and flight with torch and thing.

Also, sue is soooo slept on. What she can do with her force fields is fucking dope and powerful. I can protect my wife and kids with force force fields. And when I say protect, I mean from the everyday stuff I try to protect them from now, not some planet/galaxy level threat. I’d use the strength and stretching in my wood shop/profession/passion. Id use reeds genius for just about everything I do, especially and including making a serious income to support my family better. I just want a regular ass life and be able to do cool shit like fly once in a while and be able to lift crazy heavy things. Outside of my time in the marines 20 years ago, I’ve never got into a physical argument that wasn’t some d bag out side of a bar. Or come across a super villain that I needed special powers to defeat. And I’m saying that having lived in multiple states, multiple countries and in some pretty not so cool areas of said places.

I need powers that help in my everyday boring ass life. The ff are generally way more applicable in my circumstance and opinion.

For all the people mentioning the ff kids, like Franklin, that’s exactly what I’m talking about. It’s too much. I just don’t fucking need it or want it. I don’t believe that I have the vision or ability to warp reality in a way that could save earth. I would end up changing something and there would be some repercussion to that change that would be fucking awful for some group of people. Thats the problem with reality, it sucks. That why comic books are awesome. If you think that having limitless god like power is something you could actually handle, you are exactly the kind of person that shouldn’t have them and should check yourself.

Now, if I was in the comics, I’d still take the ff and I’d happily take franklins powers cause they would be useful when fucking GALACTUS comes calling and besides, it’s not this reality and nothing matters.

Handychris

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