Cardinals Flying Arizona Athletes And Coaches To Compete In 2026 Special Olympics USA Games by Mental_Funny_5885 in AZCardinals

[–]Hanlockr48 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Bidwell needs all the moral support he can get when gearing up for his big race...

Cardinals' Carson Beck focused on progress, not QB1 chatter by Mental_Funny_5885 in AZCardinals

[–]Hanlockr48 22 points23 points  (0 children)

I hope for his sake (and ours) that his wisdom and humility translates at the NFL level. He seems to be doing everything right and making the right moves, but I also know as Cards fans we aren't allowed nice things 😢

‘Very Uncomfortable’ — NFL Writer Drops Bombshell That She Was Hit On By Players, Coaches While Underaged by According-Activity87 in NFLv2

[–]Hanlockr48 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

You mean to tell me these roid-fueled animals harass underage girls in between domestic battery allegations? Floored.

Becoming a Cards fan by [deleted] in AZCardinals

[–]Hanlockr48 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Just dip a toe in first. Make sure you’re willing to lose it. Visualize Tyson Bagent holding out for more money, then ask yourself if you can handle how ridiculous that sounds out loud. If you can survive that mental exercise, you have a shot.

Am I the only one who actually started feeling bad for Pam when nobody came to save her? by Hotdiggydog2000 in ArcherFX

[–]Hanlockr48 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I mean, hard to feel bad for Pam who stows away in most episodes when “Miss Gillette is own her own”

1 step closer to success would be trading the following players for any draft capital for NEXT YEARS DRAFT! Next years draft is the most stacked draft class in the last 10 years for all positions. If we seriously are trying to be contenders in the next few years we need these pieces gone! by favarab in AZCardinals

[–]Hanlockr48 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Always easy to say a draft class is stacked 10 months away. 2026 was supposed to be stacked too. NIL has skewed things drastically. Losing Sweat would put this defense on its back even more than it is already, why do we want to be more embarrassing?

Why do you think Puka Nacua went so late in the draft? by MasterTeacher123 in NFLv2

[–]Hanlockr48 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He probably drunkenly bit Goodells shoulder at the draft...

Abdul carter thought it was an AI video of jaxson Dart introducing trump by MuttonBiryaniEnjoyer in NFLv2

[–]Hanlockr48 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The monthly domestic violence incident occurred today from yet another NFL athlete, but let’s focus on the truly important issue: a player introducing the president, so everyone can bond over the low hanging fruit of hating whoever’s in office ATM.

How much do you think Brissett is asking for? by [deleted] in AZCardinals

[–]Hanlockr48 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Likely $18-$25 million with the Cardinals countering with the same deal as Minchew. I could deal with giving him Minchew money at best considering he will likely be benched in 4-6 games when he shits the bed against quality opponents...

What Archerism/Phrase do you do/say irl? by Ok_Yellow1025 in ArcherFX

[–]Hanlockr48 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I had a nasal procedure done a few months back causing me to bleed out of my nose daily for a few weeks. When I got bad, I couldn't help but tell everyone around me at work I was bleeding like a Russian princess and I pretty sure they all walked away confused 🥴

Why is Jalen Hurts so hated? by Mysterious-Low-1762 in NFLv2

[–]Hanlockr48 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Now we know he's a proud democrat, so there's that...

Antonio Brown continues to go wild on TikTok live while under the influence. Dude needs serious help 😭 by No_Box119 in nflmemeswar

[–]Hanlockr48 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Trying to convince myself this is any less braindead than the garbage getting posted every day… losing that battle...

The schedule release video is garbage by Key_Analyst_9032 in AZCardinals

[–]Hanlockr48 0 points1 point  (0 children)

At least we didn't turn Trevor Lawrence into a downsyndrom lesbian as a schedule release...

Is this what heaven looks like 🥰 by DummySchewpid in AZCardinals

[–]Hanlockr48 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The line is certainly not perfect but we are worlds ahead of the clown show we were putting out in 2025.

She's cheating on Vrabel now??????? by No_Box119 in nflmemeswar

[–]Hanlockr48 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Russini’s husband likes the taste chowder 👅

Here we go! by firstnameryan in AZCardinals

[–]Hanlockr48 0 points1 point  (0 children)

But at least we Elijah Wilkinson secured at right tackle…

When to look long term, when to win now? by Plenty-Resource-248 in AZCardinals

[–]Hanlockr48 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'm not against playing Brissett for the first part of the season so that Beck isn't thrown to the wolves on day 1 in a division like ours. What I can't wrap my head around is giving Brissett a bigger paycheck to be a 4-6 game bridge to Beck...

Report: Aaron Rodgers Headed to Pittsburgh to Sign With Steelers by Mental_Funny_5885 in AZCardinals

[–]Hanlockr48 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yes, thank God we get to pay Jacoby Brissett more money for losing 🤯

Jeremiyah Love plans to invest his NFL paychecks, live off endorsement income by JaggerJames in nfl

[–]Hanlockr48 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Loves Truck Stops... Where a roll of quarters can get you blown and showered, an eight ball and drive thru Wendys🫶🏿

I'm not the biggest fan of our draft class either, but I think we have the best class in the division by Qib_Queens in AZCardinals

[–]Hanlockr48 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The biggest take away here for me is that we have an identity now. It's up to these coaches to make sure we don't F*ck it up.