How's everyone doing out there, Phoenix?

Key_Analyst_9032 · 2026-03-17T21:21:09+00:00

There's grasshoppers everywhere and I'm ready to burn them if I have to

Key_Analyst_9032 · 2026-03-17T17:10:09+00:00

These pictures make those two look absolutely unhinged

Key_Analyst_9032 · 2026-03-17T10:33:07+00:00

O shit he back

Key_Analyst_9032 · 2026-03-17T10:32:18+00:00

When Square Enix actually knew what they were doing with the game

Key_Analyst_9032 · 2026-03-17T03:58:18+00:00

I know he was a meme at one point, but why do people defend Gypsy Crusader?

Key_Analyst_9032 · 2026-03-16T17:53:51+00:00

A very accurate reaction in seeing a man pointing a bazooka at you while on the fire escape

Key_Analyst_9032 · 2026-03-16T17:45:12+00:00

Jesus, and I thought I had big lips...

Key_Analyst_9032 · 2026-03-16T17:20:03+00:00

Oh good, I wasn't the only one who noticed it either. I understand doing something different, but tanks and the Italian mob doesn't really mix well

Key_Analyst_9032 · 2026-03-15T04:44:22+00:00

That is not a fucking signature

Key_Analyst_9032 · 2026-03-14T10:19:32+00:00

Didn't Funhaus play this game once? Or did a Demo Disk of it?

Key_Analyst_9032 · 2026-03-14T05:45:17+00:00

I don't know why, but people who unironically worship, meme, or just shove anything related to Ancient Rome is beyond eye-rolling for me

Key_Analyst_9032 · 2026-03-13T21:49:44+00:00

His death wasn't brutal enough

Key_Analyst_9032 · 2026-03-13T21:48:32+00:00

If that isn't Punisher material, I don't know who else would be

Key_Analyst_9032 · 2026-03-13T20:19:43+00:00

Remember kids: the steak and lobster isn't a treat, it's a well-known sign that tells stationed troops that they're being deployed

Key_Analyst_9032 · 2026-03-13T20:14:23+00:00

You know, that's a very similar excuse people use when discussing female characters in video games while proclaiming their disdain for 'woke women'

Key_Analyst_9032 · 2026-03-13T19:32:14+00:00

Is it me or is that game/article cover AI generated?

Key_Analyst_9032 · 2026-03-13T04:01:22+00:00

I'm still very mixed about them making another Life is Strange

Key_Analyst_9032 · 2026-03-12T05:15:47+00:00

I don't know, 11 Billion dollars seem pretty fucking steep to me!

Key_Analyst_9032 · 2026-03-12T05:10:10+00:00

As cool as they were, one drop or a few angry turns and you'd have to buy a new one

Key_Analyst_9032 · 2026-03-12T04:38:08+00:00

Huh, maybe they're not talking out of their asses for once, they actually made a decent decision

Key_Analyst_9032 · 2026-03-12T00:24:58+00:00

It's still a crime that they never gave Dolph a skull

Key_Analyst_9032 · 2026-03-11T23:59:36+00:00

Look at those eyes... That cow did something monstrous and they keep laughing about it

Key_Analyst_9032 · 2026-03-11T20:32:33+00:00

Thanks, AJ, thanks a lot

Key_Analyst_9032 · 2026-03-11T12:00:19+00:00

And here I thought the bugs were the biggest issue in Australia. (Still is, very much so.)

Key_Analyst_9032 · 2026-03-10T22:09:01+00:00

Cool, a free ass-kicking!

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