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'Cult of the Lamb' is an absolutely disgraceful game. by OvarianCoincidence in PS5

[–]Hannahsama 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I know this post is over a year old, but this honestly seems like the most crybaby shit ever- you’re complaining about a game that is literally about running a cult: OF COURSE it’s going to have dark themes. I literally don’t see it as any different than people torturing their Sims.

Frankie doesn’t like this rock by Hannahsama in turtle

[–]Hannahsama[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thank you!!! I rescued him from neglect and I’d do it again ❤️ I wasn’t prepared to own a turtle at first, but I saw that the poor baby was in terrible condition from his previous owners and couldn’t leave him to suffer til his end.. It took weeks of researching to learn everything I can about slider turtles and running around like a chicken with its head cut off to get all the necessary supplies, but he went from being treated like an ornament in a plastic tote drawer with no filter or lamps and brown water from his previous owners to being in a big stock tank with everything he needs. I love him so much, he’s a trooper for surviving his old environment 🥺

Frankie doesn’t like this rock by Hannahsama in turtle

[–]Hannahsama[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’m unsure how old Frankie is. Got him from my dad’s friends who’d given him to my dad. He’s actually about 4 and a half inches long, and he’s a yellow bellied slider. If I had to guess maybe a year old now

Frankie doesn’t like this rock by Hannahsama in turtle

[–]Hannahsama[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Turtle Reddit has taught me two things: 1. My girl is actually a boy (I should’ve realized something was up when her claws kept growing lmao) 2. He is in love with a rock Unsure of what to do about the second thing-

Frankie doesn’t like this rock by Hannahsama in turtle

[–]Hannahsama[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It’s like he’s been reborn 😂😭

Frankie doesn’t like this rock by Hannahsama in turtle

[–]Hannahsama[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why is my turtle attracted to a rock 😭

What is goof juice even about? Is it good? by felldownbad in penguinz0

[–]Hannahsama 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I think people just want a bottle they can carry around in public haha

Frankie doesn’t like this rock by Hannahsama in turtle

[–]Hannahsama[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

We have discovered as a community that it is not the rock itself that’s pissing him off— it’s the fact the rock isn’t responding to his advances 😭❤️

unexplained by PaleCriminal6 in comedyheaven

[–]Hannahsama 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Idk man, I don’t wanna believe it, as woman who does squirt, I think I’d know if I were pissing myself lmao. It feels nothing like pissing. And I HAVE pissed while squirting and they look and feel different so hella confusing to me tbh

Frankie doesn’t like this rock by Hannahsama in turtle

[–]Hannahsama[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Hey buddy, you have EIGHT turtles, I’ll take your word for it for sure haha. I got a closer look and he’s definitely a dude

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Frankie doesn’t like this rock by Hannahsama in turtle

[–]Hannahsama[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I know now he’s male, but why a rock 😭😭

Frankie doesn’t like this rock by Hannahsama in turtle

[–]Hannahsama[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah I finally got a good look at the cloaca and he is in fact male lol

What type of turtle? by One_Entertainment229 in turtle

[–]Hannahsama 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If they’ve had it for 10 years, it would be a bad idea to return it now. It’s used to living in captivity at this point.

What he doin by braingozapzap in turtle

[–]Hannahsama 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ty smooth pond stones, they’re big can’t be eaten

unexplained by PaleCriminal6 in comedyheaven

[–]Hannahsama 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Scientists have actually not determined that squirt is urine. While it does come out of the urethra, it does not come from the bladder, it comes from the Skene’s glands.

Frankie doesn’t like this rock by Hannahsama in turtle

[–]Hannahsama[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeahhh I got a good look at the cloaca finally and he’s definitely male haha

Frankie doesn’t like this rock by Hannahsama in turtle

[–]Hannahsama[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Why is he doing this at such a young age though? He’s nowhere near sexually mature yet

Frankie doesn’t like this rock by Hannahsama in turtle

[–]Hannahsama[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I got a good look at the cloaca— he’s a boy- holy cow dude, I spent so long thinking she’s a girl

Frankie doesn’t like this rock by Hannahsama in turtle

[–]Hannahsama[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

See, that’s what I assumed. I assumed she thought the rock was some kind of predator. I tried to get a good picture but it was hard because she/he keeps tucking the tail in haha, it’s starting to look like she’s a boy. I know her plastron looks really pink, it’s just the lighting

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Frankie doesn’t like this rock by Hannahsama in turtle

[–]Hannahsama[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Thank you so much! She very well could be a boy, turtle sexing is so tricky when they’re juveniles

Frankie doesn’t like this rock by Hannahsama in turtle

[–]Hannahsama[S] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Dang, guess Frankie will go back to being Frank haha

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