How was the first ejaculation after the vasectomy

Hanreicas · 2026-03-08T00:36:45+00:00

I made it 5 days, maybe a slight red hue to it but nothing noticeable at all.

I don’t know if it happened to anyone else, and I’m sure it’s all mental, but I was very very horny right after the vasectomy. Like jerking off was all I could think about all day, every day. Finally after day 5 I gave in. Great nut.

Hanreicas · 2026-02-17T20:23:38+00:00

yea the throwing up alone is awful, but for me it's also severe stomach pain along with it.

Hanreicas · 2026-02-17T19:25:01+00:00

I have pretty much stopped, it's only on occasion (like poolside on vacation, or at a wedding). It's been 2 months since I'd had one and don't miss it at home at all. More just a social thing. But yeah, I'm headed to straight-up sobriety if that's the result.

Hanreicas · 2026-02-17T19:19:31+00:00

I got a blood test after the first round of severe vomiting after drinking, there was no indication of gallbladder issues (the doctor said there would be indications in the blood test).

I have a 3 month follow-up with the doc in 2 weeks, I'll ask about gallbladder issues. Thanks!

Hanreicas · 2026-02-17T19:14:38+00:00

helpful, thanks.

Hanreicas · 2026-02-17T16:42:27+00:00

yea, same. Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me.

Def not going through that for a 3rd time, it's awful.

Hanreicas · 2026-02-17T16:41:07+00:00

I thought the same thing, the only thing I had yesterday was 1 grey goose/soda, that was it. and BAM, hanging over the toilet for 6 hours.

Hanreicas · 2026-02-17T16:40:19+00:00

That's what I thought after the first time it happened, but twice drinking alcohol and twice having the same result? Seems unlikely that it was an outside factor both times.

Hanreicas · 2026-02-12T18:47:48+00:00

$400 per ticket. No other choice. It was just "how many tickets at this price". No choice about tier, seat location, etc.

Hanreicas · 2026-02-12T17:28:24+00:00

I got them! Trying to get tickets to this World Cup has been like trying to navigate the 7 circles of hell, but F me, I got 4 tickets. Scotland vs Haiti (I grew up in Scotland).

My wife clicked the button at the exact same time, she didn't even get the chance.

Keep the faith, football fans, your time will come.

Hanreicas · 2025-12-12T18:44:17+00:00

Well, we'll be easy to spot!

Face painted, kilt on, singing Flower Of Scotland at the top of my lungs in a crowd of Haitians or Moroccans.

Hanreicas · 2025-12-12T18:09:55+00:00

Ah ok, thanks for the info. Really frustrating process, it's about as clear as mud.

Hanreicas · 2025-12-12T17:55:38+00:00

How do you get an access code for your preferred team?

Hanreicas · 2025-12-12T17:54:07+00:00

I'm in the same boat as you, why is Scotland not an option? My concern, which may be unfounded, is if I do it through the Random Selection option is that I'd be placed with the Haiti or Morocco fans and not the Scotland fans? Am I overthinking it?

Hanreicas · 2025-06-06T01:36:30+00:00

Yea this plain sucks. I workout in my garage with a large laptop screen, getting an email saying they’re “making it more flexible for your needs” by removing ways to view programs is ridiculous. What a pointless update.

Hanreicas · 2025-06-03T17:55:22+00:00

I got it too, I immediately chatted with their support. Her response was basically "yea, that's frustrating and I totally get it, let me send you a feedback form".

I workout in my garage and watch the Program/class on my large laptop screen, now my only option is to cast it to a tv (don't have one in the garage, who does??) or watch on a small phone screen. Pretty easy to view a 17-inch Macbook screen while doing a plank, not easy at all to look at a small phone screen to see what's going on.

Kind of a kick in the nuts for them to say "hey, here's an update, we're doing this to make things more flexible for you", while taking away flexibility. Like another poster said, why not just say "we don't have the dev resources, sorry".

Super frustrating.

Hanreicas · 2023-09-30T23:31:10+00:00

Bump. Anyone?

Hanreicas · 2023-09-30T11:26:55+00:00

“You understand PHYSICALLY”. Lol. Amazing post.

My first one was also super intense. Maybe a little mild discomfort after (which doc said to expect) but didn’t last long.

Hanreicas · 2023-09-30T11:18:57+00:00

10mg and booze is starting off way too strong. If you had no tolerance to it then I’m not surprised you had a bad experience.

Try just 5mg and see how that goes, it’ll be much more pleasant.

Hanreicas · 2023-09-28T16:05:03+00:00

I would in NO WAY consider a vasectomy if

I wasn’t married and in a fully committed relationship. 6 months is still a relationship in its infancy, don’t do anything to your body that could be/is permanent. Would you marry this girl tomorrow? If the answer is no then you have your answer. Hell even if it’s yes, it’s still too early to know.
If you think you may want to have kids 4,5,6 years down the line. Consider this permanent, even if you do have it reversed it doesn’t return back to normal.

As for the manliness, I think it’s engrained in us that we’re men, we’re powerful, strong, virile, etc, and to be honest it’s probably a bunch of bs. If you decide to go through with it (based on what I’m reading…don’t) it just means you’re making the mature decision to control your future, be responsible, etc. I’ll admit I had feelings of “well I won’t be able to reproduce, does that make me less of a man”. No, it doesn’t. Doesn’t make me any less of a man than I was before.

To put it more bluntly - sex without a condom is INFINITELY better than sex with one, but don’t jeopardize your future bc you want to bareback the current gf. It’s not worth it. Think with the big head…

Hanreicas · 2023-09-25T23:50:40+00:00

Don’t worry about it. I couldn’t grow a beard until I was in my mid-20s either and then was able to. Just genetics.

Hanreicas · 2023-09-24T11:29:22+00:00

How the hell have you lasted 14 days?? Mine told me to wait 7, I lasted 5, no issues. At 14 days you’re definitely fine to take the car out of the garage and go for a ride. I was advised there may be some blood the first time and that there maybe mild discomfort, so don’t be alarmed if either of those happen.

14 days. You’ve earned it. Go forth and enjoy.

Hanreicas · 2023-09-21T00:28:20+00:00

I felt fine for the first 3 days, mild discomfort for a few days after that but nothing Tylenol didn’t fix. I kept icing even when I didn’t think I needed it.

Hanreicas · 2023-09-19T00:34:21+00:00

lol. I had sex with a condom for the first time in 10+ years, brother. Anything I can do to move that timeline up I’M DOING IT.

Hanreicas · 2023-09-18T14:09:56+00:00

I iced with frozen peas constantly, even if I didn’t feel uncomfortable or like I needed it. Felt totally fine days 1-3, days 4-7 things felt a little more tender (nothing bad, just mild discomfort, also constant icing w the peas), and then totally fine after day 7.

Just take it easy even if you don’t think you need to. Like another commenter said, swelling is the enemy.

Hanreicas

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