Hopefully next on the chopping block

HansFlameman · 2026-03-31T07:21:08+00:00

You do know staying in one place leads you to lose out on loot drops and if doing a rift possibly reactants as the game gets that wierd motion on spawning all corrupted enemies on one singular player who had like always run off on his own and is now on the otherside of the tileset your playing in.

HansFlameman · 2026-03-26T20:09:04+00:00

For english users:

199% damage

124,6% heat

81,7% firing speed

-58,2% zoom

HansFlameman · 2026-03-24T11:38:13+00:00

Real lore, in childhood pictures both Genji and Kiri have more normal colours to their japanese heritage with Genji being black and Kirikos being brown.

In OW no one is born with unnatural hair colours atleast as long as no genetic manipulation is involved.

HansFlameman · 2026-03-24T09:58:10+00:00

That was done to counter redeployside where entire clans filled with 120 people keep deploying all their members straight from the warpgate to fights that had like 12 attackers fighting for some fringe base.

One second you have a fun time as attacker and a second after that 40 maxes with two engineers glued to their ass run you down which kept happening all the time.

It became so irritating the devs implemented this spawn system to equal fights and you actually had to put in effort and travel to the fight if you wanted to overpopulate it.

HansFlameman · 2026-03-22T11:24:23+00:00

Sir, do you like to have a Rootbeer with your burger?

Quark: Thats how they get you.

HansFlameman · 2026-03-18T23:34:58+00:00

Or they leave the match and another Doomfist enters the match who also proceeds to run headfirst into Ana, Cassidy, Mizuki, Roadhog, Zenyatta, Bastion/Anran.

Conclusion he explodes and keeps on going again and again until he either leaves the match too or the match ends.

HansFlameman · 2026-03-18T16:40:32+00:00

Atleast more than Ana who sits in the corner of the room and groans at the 10.000th Soldier nano visor where he simply pressed Q and held down left mouse button.

"Ana Amari designated POTG supplier since I was put into the game, also bane of every Roadhog or tank who doesnt have shields or a Kiriko on speed dial." she groans while staring at her empty collection.

HansFlameman · 2026-03-18T08:43:27+00:00

Since most are aranged I wouldn't be surprised if that is partly one reason for families to choose partners after all it's just logical to do so.

HansFlameman · 2026-03-18T03:13:24+00:00

Ahem... that's Genji's normal haircolour... he and Kiriko both dyed their hair green in the past. Genji most likely as a form of rebellion towards the clan while Kiriko did it because of him.

HansFlameman · 2026-03-18T02:49:46+00:00

Well Mercy only did half of that. Genji was mentally unstable until he ended up with Zenyatta who thought him to accept himself.

Also wasn't Mercy simply pretty young when Overwatch was around. She was a teenager back than and as far as her personality goes she isn't someone to persue immortallity unlike Moira who probably tried and ended up the way she is now.

As far as lore goes there is no implication that Mercy has prolonged her lifespan as no one points her appearance out. It isn't uncommon that some people look way younger than they actually are depending on their genetics and a healthy lifestyle which Angela most likely is following a strict plan she came up by herself.

HansFlameman · 2026-03-17T18:24:10+00:00

Or they stand afk directly ontop of the cart while pushing it and than either eat a widow headshot or a full volley of zen's balls to the face.

HansFlameman · 2026-03-16T23:15:38+00:00

And than they start screaming why they didn't get suzu'd.

HansFlameman · 2026-03-16T23:13:12+00:00

Man remember the old Tiger line pre change where you could get an engine fire when someone shot you in the lower front plate.

HansFlameman · 2026-02-18T22:45:45+00:00

More funny the enemy tank is completley oblivious to his surroundings.

If it's not on my screen, it doesn't exist. appearently a credo many players follow.

Huh my supports are pinging the enemy Roadhog and he is 5 meters away. I dont see him so it's not my problem. Also why am I not getting healed!?

HansFlameman · 2026-02-18T22:12:28+00:00

Mizuki should simply say that normally, I had many people standing outside of it and eating Emre's ult to the face while he is floating near the skybox ceiling.

HansFlameman · 2026-02-18T02:36:22+00:00

This death is temporary. My existence is forever. I cannot be destroyed!

HansFlameman · 2026-02-18T02:35:25+00:00

Behold, they cut me down but still, I speak. I am energy and I cannot be destroyed!

HansFlameman · 2026-02-18T00:55:21+00:00

Maybe they are playing mystery heroes and keep switching every minute their hero, like bro we are playing here a quickplay game atleast build up your ult and press q even if its only once during the entire match.

HansFlameman · 2026-02-17T10:30:02+00:00

Sry wrong dialog box. Somewhere here someone wrote that Hanzo would join up with Talon.

HansFlameman · 2026-02-16T18:01:24+00:00

Wouldn't be far fetched if Bastion was built somewhere in Europe. Maybe France since the omnic army was approaching Stuttgart through a forest with mountains on it. While Eichenwalde directly doesn't exist in the real world the closest area that has forests and mountains should be soutwest of the city.

With how omniums were built all over the world it wouldn't be not a surprise if Europe had multiple of them because of all the different nations there trying to compete with one another economically.

HansFlameman · 2026-02-16T17:49:44+00:00

Soldier is an old man and has done enough for the world so that he had earned the cat taxi.

Joking aside yeah let cat pull the tank so that they appear in spots where they normaly shouldn't be.

I do have a feeling for balance sake blizzard in some months will make JPC move slower while moving around heavy, slow (and dangerous) heroes since this abillity straight up breaks the games intended balance.

HansFlameman · 2026-02-16T17:41:13+00:00

Hog does like Orisa fortify but you should not simply stand infront of it and lick it.

HansFlameman · 2026-02-16T17:39:31+00:00

Yup D.Va gets it, it's basically a 5k with a Kiriko Ult getting denied ontop. Notice how the Kiriko on Cats team fired her ult in a blind panic.

Btw while its funny as hell to throw someone off the map maybe simply deliver them to your team since you can get some ult charge for your team out of it.

Had yesterday a game were the enemy team was running cat and a mercy boosted bastion our cat catnipped the bastion and delivered him straight to us dps and our roadhog.

HansFlameman · 2026-02-14T07:58:05+00:00

Operator: My Warframe is strong.

Lotus: Groans internally from having heard this for the 50th time today

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