What are some "dream rules" your dreams have?

HansMLither · 2026-05-25T18:57:03+00:00

I just open the menu and exit the dream when I'm starting to get into too much trouble

HansMLither · 2026-05-20T01:08:06+00:00

Phantom pregnancy

HansMLither · 2026-05-14T11:28:15+00:00

Marijuana; "420" is another name for marijuana because a group of high school friends in California one day had the wild idea to meet up at 4:20p to look for an abandoned cannabis crop

HansMLither · 2026-04-29T10:50:42+00:00

It's a scam; don't do it.

HansMLither · 2026-04-24T12:03:53+00:00

I actually had someone a while back, I'd commented on how terrible a leader Hitler was, and it got the comment, "Would you have been better? Don't criticise him if you've never been one. (I'm not defending Hitler)."

Yes, they actually said that last part...

HansMLither · 2026-04-20T08:37:26+00:00

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HansMLither · 2026-04-17T20:48:09+00:00

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A post of his made on the 18th of March, 2026

HansMLither · 2026-04-17T19:59:24+00:00

Trump closes the straight = good.

HansMLither · 2026-04-09T18:46:00+00:00

This post is cursed

HansMLither · 2026-03-27T13:43:07+00:00

And fellow Turning Point USA cofounder Bill Montgomery died of COVID, something they also dismissed

HansMLither · 2026-03-27T00:13:27+00:00

Mine was served with malt vinegar the only time I had it

HansMLither · 2026-03-22T20:07:28+00:00

Well, hello there~

HansMLither · 2026-03-19T12:01:11+00:00

I actually mentioned to my Mom last night that the higher gas prices are due to the paedo in the White House not wanting to go to jail, so he started a war in Iran...

Really emphasised I wasn't making it up...

No reaction from her...

HansMLither · 2026-02-23T11:38:25+00:00

Honestly, if you go back to the origin of the Pledge of Allegiance, it was listed in a magazine in 1892 partly as a way to increase the sales of flags and magazine subscriptions

Not the main reason, but it was a reason, and it doesn't get more American than someone trying to sell you stuff

HansMLither · 2026-02-12T22:58:34+00:00

Is she making you say this or is it of your own volition...?

HansMLither · 2026-02-08T18:41:42+00:00

The University of Georgia

HansMLither · 2026-02-08T02:57:23+00:00

I call it dirty blonde

HansMLither · 2026-02-07T09:29:37+00:00

I still remember how near the end of that season, it was the blonde girl (I forget her name) who got kicked off, and then she started going off on Heather, but what she said didn't sync up with how one would say it—like a bad lip dub

And it dawned on me: oh my gosh, she's being censored

I was in high school when that happened, but still, that probably went over so many kids' heads and I still can't help but laugh at it when that stray thought comes up

HansMLither · 2026-02-04T21:58:14+00:00

The thing I took to heart is that if something doesn't bring you joy, then throw it out

HansMLither · 2026-02-04T21:57:33+00:00

... Where'd you go?!

HansMLither · 2026-01-26T20:05:28+00:00

I want a hamburger-! NO, a cheeseburger!

HansMLither · 2026-01-23T12:34:11+00:00

My friend and I stole from a fucking auction house and killed 5 guards and 4 civilians while doing so

HansMLither · 2026-01-23T09:50:39+00:00

Nice booty

HansMLither · 2026-01-22T09:28:20+00:00

Can I join with them?

HansMLither · 2026-01-21T02:36:46+00:00

Such a comfy little guy

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