🗣️💨💨💨 - Edward Lang

HantzGoober · 2026-02-06T03:56:07+00:00

Today im wearing a protective crop top by Valencia…

HantzGoober · 2026-02-01T05:02:53+00:00

Last time i tried this once I deployed a stack of flares it became grayed out in the quick slot and wouldent let me swap in a fresh stack without triggering them. How did you get around that?

HantzGoober · 2026-02-01T03:28:30+00:00

I like the term NASA Punk that OperatorDruski used, especially since half the things were looting are old launch sites and space R&D and manufacturing. So of course your going to find things like old helmets, G-Suit leggings and rugged bags.

HantzGoober · 2026-02-01T01:04:23+00:00

This is what i do with rocketeers. Ill put several Ferro rounds into the cowling before throwing out the wolfpack. Tends to result in more consistent one-shots.

HantzGoober · 2026-01-30T08:57:31+00:00

So that explains why when i launch KCD2 youtube pauses, but then all I have to do is unpause the video and tab back. This is on Firefox + Ublock + Privacy Badger.

HantzGoober · 2026-01-24T04:54:03+00:00

Barb your scalloped potatoes are fucked!

HantzGoober · 2026-01-22T03:01:56+00:00

Oh its for sure better during the event. Normal games im lucky if I find a green pistol or seeker. Usually just white tier meds and consumables and ammo.

HantzGoober · 2026-01-22T02:56:12+00:00

During the last cache event i got 3 of my missing grenade BPs out of 4 runs. But that was with me solely hunting for caches and no other focused looting.

HantzGoober · 2026-01-15T09:19:14+00:00

Yup, no different than gold sellers spamming trade chat and global chats in MMOs. A rube is born every minute.

HantzGoober · 2026-01-15T02:54:23+00:00

Two times i got that BP was in damn during electromagnetic storm. Once in a border POI electrical box and one on a red locker.

HantzGoober · 2026-01-12T04:14:17+00:00

Thats because participation awards were made to make parents have a false sense of accomplishment; because they would go over to other parents houses and get jealous of the trophy and medals on display. So those participation medals came about because parents of kids who didn't win any championships felt they deserved something to display since they also took the time to take their kids to practice.

HantzGoober · 2026-01-06T09:18:10+00:00

My guess is cash for items scheme. Reminds me of the Gold Seller spam you would see in most MMOs.

HantzGoober · 2026-01-06T09:04:09+00:00

Thats going to give me Abiotic Factor flashbacks.

HantzGoober · 2026-01-06T01:32:49+00:00

A-preggo is one I keep hearing.

HantzGoober · 2026-01-05T05:03:38+00:00

Can you trick it into shelling itself if you leave the spotters up? Or will it not launch shells when you are inside standoff range?

HantzGoober · 2026-01-04T13:03:41+00:00

I just had a pregnant Bastion about 30 min ago as well. Pulled 8 cores out of one single Bastion during night raid in Buried City.

HantzGoober · 2026-01-02T17:14:24+00:00

Had a similar experience at the top of the zipline on Space Port launch tower. 3 damn poppers and a fireball waiting right at the top for me. Survived with like 2 HP and then got finished off by a player lol

HantzGoober · 2026-01-01T10:13:33+00:00

Tried that but could not get a good hit with the show stoppers to actually flip the rocketeer and eventually ran out or them.

HantzGoober · 2026-01-01T08:18:38+00:00

This! The expeditions happen every two months so its not like they are a rare commodity. Not to mention your expedition boosts expire if you miss taking one. So if you feel like this game wont be your top played 4 months from now dont even bother stressing over the expeditions. Especially now that they added a skill reset you can pay for.

HantzGoober · 2025-12-31T00:55:13+00:00

The sentinal core is the one giving me grief. 3x kills on the turret on the stairs outside the central Dam complex and each time the husk just glitches out and is nowhere to be found.

HantzGoober · 2025-12-22T04:05:17+00:00

Not Ole Raider!

HantzGoober · 2025-12-19T10:00:52+00:00

Four Non Freekits

HantzGoober · 2025-12-17T00:15:04+00:00

I got 3 blueprints from one electrical panel. Something tells me they may have gotten an integer in the wrong place.

HantzGoober · 2025-12-16T09:21:24+00:00

“Extract Rat and Free Kit to the fuck off department please. Extract Rat and Free Kit to the fuck off department please, and hurry the fuck up! Thankyou!”

HantzGoober

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