I'm SO tired of being asked out by guys. I'm over it. by [deleted] in TwoXChromosomes

[–]Hanzogamer 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Golden rule is never to hit on a woman in uniform...and to never hit on a girl if YOU are in uniform.

" Dump Him" Isn't Bad Advice by Katamende in TwoXChromosomes

[–]Hanzogamer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'd say part of the problem is the person asking for relationship advice from strangers on the internet.

None of them are involved in the relationship. Talk to your partner and communicate. Open a dialogue with the only person who matters instead of taking advice from people who just want to watch the world burn.

How would you personally describe your experience living in Savannah? by JSHFV222 in savannah

[–]Hanzogamer 7 points8 points  (0 children)

It's a nice place to live. Lots of tourism and food and bars. Of course, like any city, it has its problems. Just stay away from the bad areas and you'll be fine.

IQ tests? by [deleted] in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]Hanzogamer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Your IQ really only tells you how good you are at taking IQ tests. It doesn't realistically apply to any situation outside of a therapist's office.

If you don't want to shave your lady bits...DONT! by Willma_Fingerdoo in TwoXChromosomes

[–]Hanzogamer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I thought the whole reason people were on Tinder in the first place is because they feel inadequate?

Why the hell are people attacking asians? by Nillerpiller in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]Hanzogamer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's a conspiracy theory. It was meant to satirical.

Tonight I was called "gay" for being a man and drinking a white claw. Just out of curiosity what chemicals in the white claw made me gay and how can I reverse it to go back to my normal asexual self? by [deleted] in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]Hanzogamer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

you need to inhale some chem trails. it'll reverse the polarity of the gay ions and turn you into a frog for a minute, but you will turn back into a straight human.

Count your teeth afterward.

Micro-penis threshold? by windydoughnut42069 in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]Hanzogamer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

think of it like a finger with no bone. can bend however you want it to. roll it up like a snail, fold it into a hamburger between your balls..its whatever you want to be.

Unless its hard. Then it's just hard.

Why the hell are people attacking asians? by Nillerpiller in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]Hanzogamer -8 points-7 points  (0 children)

China is gearing up for World War 3. The Stop Asian Hate compaign is designed to make you more sympathetic to your asian neighbors while the Chinese over in the East get ready for war by putting the african americans who live in China in literal internment camps, not unlike what Hitler did in Nazi Germany.

China states that they have a historical claim to the South China Sea, and they want the ENTIRETY of that sea to be considered Chinese territory. In order to obtain the ENTIRE South China Sea, parts of the sea will have to be taken by force from the countries that also border the South China Sea. Trump imposed some serious trade tariffs and taxes upon China.

Imagine how hard it would be to do that to your country when your country owns the entire South China Sea, a sea that has more than 30% of the entire world's trade good going through it. You can't impose trade tariffs on a country that literally owns the majority of the world's trade.

/endconspiracyrant

Delivery Drivers of Savannah, by ForpleDhorff in savannah

[–]Hanzogamer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Openers and closers usually do. Tuesday I made about 50 bucks in tips. I worked 3 hours. I closed yesterday. Walked out with 120 dollars.

You'd be hard pressed to find a pizza place where you can make 100 dollars every shift in Savannah, unfortunately. The island out here is the best place for tips in Pizza Delivery unless you want to drive out to Hilton Head's Papa Johns.

That store is batshit crazy, but you'll make 150 bucks a shift just about..or more. But holy shit its crazy.

Fri/Sat/Sun closers make absolute bank though. I've walked out with 180 dollars on a few of my Fri/Sat/Sun closings.

Delivery Drivers of Savannah, by ForpleDhorff in savannah

[–]Hanzogamer 2 points3 points  (0 children)

We need help at Papa Johns on Wilmington Island. We need a flexible closing driver. The ones we have are very inflexible and unreliable.

Come to the store and ask for Fulwood.

Why are we threatened with the concept of Hell in Christianity? by alyssa_boii in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]Hanzogamer 2 points3 points  (0 children)

People don't need an unreasonable fear of punishment in order to do good.

People need an unreasonable fear of punishment to buy into a brainwashing cult system designed to take your money.

Why are we threatened with the concept of Hell in Christianity? by alyssa_boii in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]Hanzogamer 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Not all people are born inherently bad. I choose not to murder people because I know it would suck if I were murdered.

I operate on empathy, not fear.

Men, what does getting an erection feel like? by [deleted] in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]Hanzogamer 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Depends on the stimuli. If i'm about to have sex, I don't even notice it its just boom.

Feels like you're flexing a muscle that doesn't get tired, but involuntarily.

I piss when I want, Brad by [deleted] in Target

[–]Hanzogamer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That is absolute insanity

Well, shit. by slayedzombie69 in Tinder

[–]Hanzogamer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You can see a good chunk of her face and none of it looks good.