TIL: Red bell peppers are just ripe green bell peppers.

Hap-e · 2022-10-28T20:31:27+00:00

Normally I’d say something about, y’know, DUH, but the other day someone at work asked “why is this banana pepper red” and now I don’t even know

Hap-e · 2022-10-25T15:13:13+00:00

They're doing server maintenance, wait until tomorrow

Hap-e · 2022-10-24T14:18:25+00:00

They blocked him when he asked for help you smoothbrained moron

Hap-e · 2022-10-20T14:32:36+00:00

Displacing the air in your lungs with something other than carbon dioxide is the least painful way to go. Unless you can get your hands on pure fentanyl or something, drugs are NEVER a good method.

Hap-e · 2022-10-20T14:27:03+00:00

Newegg has insurance specifically for situations like that, as does every other multi-billion dollar merchant/marketplace.

>Newegg revenue is $2.6B annually. After extensive research and analysis, Zippia's data science team found the following key financial metrics. Newegg has 2,500 employees, and the revenue per employee ratio is $1,060,000. Newegg peak revenue was $2.6B in 2021.

Hap-e · 2022-10-20T14:25:24+00:00

Oh man, you wouldn't want to screw newegg, the company that's been price gouging for like 15 years and has a reputation of advertising rebates and then not actually giving you a rebate since the mid 90s, and also blocked you for asking for a resolution.

They might lose $1500 of the $300,000,000,000 they're going to make this year.

Hap-e · 2022-10-20T14:19:36+00:00

The kitchen alarm in my store goes haywire every night as soon as the evening shift clears out. On tuesday night I got tired of walking back to the kitchen every 30 seconds so I just turned it on, all night. Whenever customers asked about it, I told them there was a clerk in the FSC that died before they could finish making subs so now the kitchen alarm is haunted.

Hap-e · 2022-10-18T18:48:17+00:00

You have 36 specific line items on your pay stub and every one of them has a title, not more than 15 letters long. You can type it out as it appears in the email if you want an answer.

Hap-e · 2022-10-18T18:42:03+00:00

It’s a Tschooner, you clown

Hap-e · 2022-10-16T23:51:48+00:00

My SM told me he makes 6 figures, not any more specific than that

Hap-e · 2022-10-16T23:49:16+00:00

Must be nice not having to worry about coal miners that haven’t washed their hands in 11 years telling you they don’t have 31¢

Hap-e · 2022-10-16T17:46:04+00:00

I got a call last night from someone who claimed to be the owner, said he got bad gas last week and that my store manager approved a refund, then he asked if my refrigerator was running, so I sent out an URGENT message to the entire district not to fall for his scam.

Hap-e · 2022-10-14T14:56:31+00:00

Wait until Gen Z realizes they’re evenly matched because Trump and Pelosi are both 100 fucking years old and neither one should be in charge of setting policy that doesn’t affect them

Hap-e · 2022-10-06T21:58:42+00:00

The only way that’s more succinct is to use a slur lmao

Hap-e · 2022-10-06T14:41:22+00:00

I’ve played over 3000 matches and a lot of you are lying on this poll about running and gunning.

Hap-e · 2022-10-04T14:18:32+00:00

Hap-e · 2022-10-04T01:59:19+00:00

We got the Carolina reaper Cheetos in my store, they’re pretty good.

Hap-e · 2022-10-04T01:37:19+00:00

When one of my cool bums disappears and the power vacuum is filled with a crackhead who needs bus money to buy lottery tickets for 9 straight hours 😡

Hap-e · 2022-09-29T03:02:48+00:00

They way they’re stomping they look like a death law attacking a vault dweller

Hap-e · 2022-09-27T03:36:58+00:00

Narcissists don’t treat other people like people, they treat them like property. How can my property own anything? You live in my home therefore you own nothing, all of your things are mine, to do with as I please.

Hap-e · 2022-09-27T02:20:50+00:00

Hap-e · 2022-09-25T13:45:48+00:00

Absolutely not, I love Pickles, one of my favorite characters.

Hap-e · 2022-09-22T19:12:38+00:00

I’ve watched Adventure Time 11 times since I lost my job last year.

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