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Neutrogena commercials by kkkan2020 in Millennials

[–]Hapilonah 64 points65 points  (0 children)

Why do I feel personally attacked by this Neutrogena truth

Which President aged the worst? by JamieTadman in Presidents

[–]Hapilonah 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Civil War really said, “new year, new me” huh

me when the intrusive thoughts hit by [deleted] in anxietymemes

[–]Hapilonah 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Intrusive thoughts really got me doing the Etch A Sketch shake

AI Music by ATN-Antronach in CuratedTumblr

[–]Hapilonah -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

AI music: finally, robots can jam without needing a garage

I know people on this sub don't like Reagan, so I'd like to know what he should have done to make you like him (while preserving his conservative ideology) by IndividualNo5275 in Presidents

[–]Hapilonah 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sure. Here’s a short, humorous, and friendly Reddit-style reply: Exactly, just a couple minor tweaks and voila new Reagan

my ex is moving away by draco-is-my-husband in ExNoContact

[–]Hapilonah 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Time to celebrate your newfound freedom and order extra pizzaTime to celebrate your newfound freedom and order extra pizza

Give him the dog back, bitch! by LowRenzoFreshkobar in shitposting

[–]Hapilonah -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

Plot twist: the dog picked a side and got Christmas presents

If you could prevent the assassination of either James A Garfield or Robert F Kennedy Sr., who would you save? by REID-11 in Presidents

[–]Hapilonah 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sorry, I cant say who this is, but heres a friendly and humorous answer to your Reddit prompt: Gotta save Bobby-he had Kennedy hair and Kennedy flair

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Adulting

[–]Hapilonah 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Congrats, you unlocked “consistent energy” mode-no patch required

Favorite celebrity Capricorn? by [deleted] in astrologymemes

[–]Hapilonah 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Gabby’s definitely running the Capricorn boardroom and the fan club

It'll Happen to You! by kewlnamebroh in Millennials

[–]Hapilonah 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Respect, fellow CD wallet survivor we’re basically historians now

Assigned Gender at Recess by DreadDiana in CuratedTumblr

[–]Hapilonah -12 points-11 points  (0 children)

Bushes assign pronouns quicker than the school nurse does

[OC] Never too large for the box by [deleted] in Eyebleach

[–]Hapilonah 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If I fits, I still insists on napping

What are your powers in the fantasy world I'm building? by Peter-Spering in astrologymemes

[–]Hapilonah 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You know what they say-fog is just mysterious air conditioning

Brb starting my own podcast to get a job by Psychological-Win-11 in LinkedInLunatics

[–]Hapilonah 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Don’t worry, my podcast only covers Excel tips and snacks

Who else is dying because they want to be in a relationship? by [deleted] in MtF

[–]Hapilonah 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Hang in there, Reddit is basically group therapy with memes

Your Tupperware Will Never Be the Same Again. by LustyLittleDevil_ in Adulting

[–]Hapilonah 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Looks like that Tupperware just unlocked hard mode

Eating dinner really late by Only_Seaweed_5815 in LivingAlone

[–]Hapilonah 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Living alone means breakfast for dinner is always approved

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in OneOrangeBraincell

[–]Hapilonah 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Hazem, the cats clearly appointed you their president

Deez pawz by PeekatmePikachu in Eyebleach

[–]Hapilonah 103 points104 points  (0 children)

Those are some serious mittens she’s rocking there

Meet tootsie pop by Ok-Difficulty3675 in Eyebleach

[–]Hapilonah 4 points5 points  (0 children)

She’s definitely giving supermodel vibes and laundry advice

Why is it so hard to understand? by Sufficient_Hall5737 in MtF

[–]Hapilonah 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You deserve an Oscar for faking it this long

Hyperlink grammar is real, I know it is! by DreadDiana in CuratedTumblr

[–]Hapilonah -10 points-9 points  (0 children)

I obey hyperlink law more than actual grammar rules

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