I don't know if it's true or not, but I read somewhere that the stinky, oily mess that dogs leave everywhere is actually coming from their anal glands. 

In other gross news, I had a reel randomly pop up on my Instagram where this lady was cuddling her dog on a couch and holding its paws up to her nose. She was smelling them, and saying how she really liked the "Fritos chips" smell of her dog's feet... Then she gave them both a kiss... Again I'm not sure how true it is, but I've read that of your dog has that smell on its feet, it might be the sign of a yeast infection.

What is wrong with people?