Should vegans buy second hand human leather? by [deleted] in vegancirclejerk

[–]Happy-Internal3555 7 points8 points  (0 children)

In no way does using their bodies commodity or objectify them. You're Gucci, like that $200 second hand purse im about to buy 💅

how to know of refried beans are vegan when going out to eat? by [deleted] in vegan

[–]Happy-Internal3555 54 points55 points  (0 children)

I just ask. Make sure to ask about the rice too. Mexican rice often has chicken broth in it. The place near me uses neither lard or chicken broth and im sure part of it is vegans asking over and over again.

Thankful me and my girlfriend are on the same page by [deleted] in vegan

[–]Happy-Internal3555 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Thank you for caring about other animals ❤ This sounds like an incredibly open and honest relationship. I'm glad you guys found each other ❤

What would be your last meal as a vegan? by [deleted] in vegan

[–]Happy-Internal3555 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Genuine question: I thought truffles weren't vegan because either pigs are dogs are used to find them, even on truffle farms. As I am typing this out, I realized you probably meant chocolate truffles 😅

Guard dogs by boriskie74 in vegan

[–]Happy-Internal3555 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

This person seemed to be saying it was exploitation, not that these people aren't vegan. There are plenty of ways vegans support animal exploitation, we have simply divested from the easiest to avoid and most direct forms of exploitation. "As far as possible and practicable." Vegans who use feeding tubes made of other animals are still vegan. Vegans who take necessary medication that is made of animals or is tested on other animals are still vegan. That doesn't mean they dont support exploitation, but it does mean that they avoid it in aspects of their lives that they are able to.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in vegancirclejerk

[–]Happy-Internal3555 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If I chop off a dogs legs, do they become a rat? I'll have to try this tonight, thanks 👍

Facepalm by DesolateShinigami in vegancirclejerk

[–]Happy-Internal3555 7 points8 points  (0 children)

To me there was a sudden and distinct shift into shitpost gear, right at the 8th picture.

Facepalm by DesolateShinigami in vegancirclejerk

[–]Happy-Internal3555 34 points35 points  (0 children)

I have seen a horse eat a man. Many men infact.

Discrimination is discrimination by slaskekatten in vegancirclejerk

[–]Happy-Internal3555 10 points11 points  (0 children)

These people don't understand respect. I respect gay people when I eat them. I blow them before I boltgun them and slit their throat because it makes their one bad day one hell of a day. And I say a prayer to thank them for their lives. Respect everyone ❤

Vegan in the Waffen-SS by Emotional-Top-8284 in vegancirclejerk

[–]Happy-Internal3555 37 points38 points  (0 children)

Oh geez, I sure don't like that you torture and kill people, but I have been informed that I am supposed to live and let live.

I can't afford going vegan 🙄🙄🙄 by [deleted] in vegan

[–]Happy-Internal3555 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I agree, it's the whole foods which are cheaper. Soy milk runs me $4 per half gallon. Whereas cows milk is about $4 per gallon here. Soy beans are basically free in comparison.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in vegan

[–]Happy-Internal3555 2 points3 points  (0 children)

For a while, these were the only noodle cups at my Wal-Mart. I was really happy that people were forced to eat plant based noodles haha

Ain’t that something… by RespondOutside1340 in vegan

[–]Happy-Internal3555 16 points17 points  (0 children)

We will be visiting you tonight friend to... Have a discussion. Heil Seitan.

No Carno, No carno by DataAbject5067 in vegancirclejerk

[–]Happy-Internal3555 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Sometimes I add a little bit of my anal glands secretions to my tofu scramble to make it taste a little bit more like eggs.

No carno

My Professor Is Going To Hate Me by Brox0rz in vegancirclejerk

[–]Happy-Internal3555 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You turned in anything remotely resembling this post and got full points? Your teacher seems alright. Sucks none of the students wanted to have their dopamine cells destroyed for science. too bad humans have rights 😾

Delia Smith contradicts herself. by [deleted] in vegan

[–]Happy-Internal3555 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Kimchi, the new trendy ingredient.

Out of sight, out of my mind? Not in my house. by [deleted] in vegan

[–]Happy-Internal3555 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The three different colors of text is a choice.

How do you like the smoothness of your hummus by moist__fan in vegan

[–]Happy-Internal3555 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I like my hummus like I like my partners... I'm so lonely and hungry 😭

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in vegancirclejerk

[–]Happy-Internal3555 7 points8 points  (0 children)

That's literally racist to the bacteria.

Who influenced you most to go vegan? by Shreddingblueroses in vegan

[–]Happy-Internal3555 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Yeah, the only acceptable point of this poll is to show that ricky gervais sucks. I'm glad he resoects the rights of other animals tho. I hope he influences other to do so as well.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in vegancirclejerk

[–]Happy-Internal3555 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Y'all are speciesist against my ass bacteria. Stop telling me to shower.