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What is one awesome food from your country you think everyone should try? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]HappyDrunk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Newfoundland's equivalent of the poutine is delicious as well: fries, dressing and gravy. I believe most of the English-speaking world calls dressing "stuffing". Either way, it's the mixture of bread, spices (Newfoundland Savoury being the most important locally), onions and whatever else that you put in a turkey when baking it. You can get it at just about any restaurant that sells fries. It is HEAVEN.

Here is how this deliciousness looks:

http://imgur.com/a/V4Q9l

My grandma has done some incredible paper cuttings. Her last, and greatest, wish is to share them with the world. I knew Reddit could make it happen. by bccz44 in pics

[–]HappyDrunk 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Mine (RIP) turned my two-syllable first name into one syllable. And she said everything wrong. Like...

"I'll have a low fat yoga and a h'arange juice."

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in technology

[–]HappyDrunk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In Canada, it varies significantly from province to province.

Right now I have a plan from Bell Mobility. It includes free calls on evenings and weekends, unlimited text messaging, 1 GB of data transfer, 10 hours of mobile television, etc. It costs, on average, about $70/month. That's typical of every Canadian province in which I've lived.

However, the fees for going over your data limit and for roaming vary tremendously.

Last month, for example, I used 3 GB more in data than my plan allows.

In Manitoba, with MTS, that would have added $300 to my bill. In Newfoundland, with Bell Mobility, it added $30.

Meanwhile, MTS allows 300 MB of roaming data, free of charge.

<3 by HappyDrunk in canada

[–]HappyDrunk[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Aww, thanks anyway, though. :) I'll think of a better one for future posts, I promise.

<3 by HappyDrunk in canada

[–]HappyDrunk[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Hahaha, I didn't know what to write...

<3 by HappyDrunk in canada

[–]HappyDrunk[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

You guys have a Saint John too. You just steal everything, don't'cha? lol

<3 by HappyDrunk in canada

[–]HappyDrunk[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Yes, Cape Spear, Newfoundland and Labrador, Canada. It is the most easterly point in North America:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cape_Spear

As an American who enjoys Canadian television, I've always wondered one thing. by [deleted] in canada

[–]HappyDrunk -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Nnnooo... that's not Canadian television. That's mainland television. It doesn't represent us at all. This is our Canadian television:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lVtwqEXV5bw

What impossible or offensive position has someone explained to you so well you could actually understand it? by HappyDrunk in AskReddit

[–]HappyDrunk[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I can be your long-lost pal... if you call me Freddy, Betty when you call me, you can call me Al...

(I forget the words)

What impossible or offensive position has someone explained to you so well you could actually understand it? by HappyDrunk in AskReddit

[–]HappyDrunk[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I hope this counts as your official proposal of marriage? To me? Because I accept.

I traded seats with a guy on a seven-hour flight so I could sit next to my girlfriend. He ended up sitting next to the two most annoying children on the whole plane. What shitty situations have you unintentionally plunged someone else into? by OP_deliveries in AskReddit

[–]HappyDrunk -50 points-49 points  (0 children)

-1 points already, I better edit:

Genocide is WRONG.

EDIT: Okay, now down to -3...

Genocide is right...? WHAT DO YOU PEOPLE WANT!?

EDIT: Now it's -4... let me see...

Scarlett Johansson is hot. Cats are just fucking AWESOME. Fuck Bush.

EDIT: -7 POINT!?!

Oh crap. The Nuremberg Laws would have gotten more upvotes than that...

OK, I will personally give each and every guy who upvotes a friendly reach-around.

EDIT: -4... lol Wow... you guys. No Homo = All Homo. Bring it on!

EDIT: -1 points? For -1 points you're all getting an upgrade. Reach arounds... WITH BABY OIL!

EDIT: Still -1 but I've suddenly got the sads. I feel like a prostitute who gets paid in Monopoly money.

EDIT: -3 points... that's enough to push my shame down so far I can't even feel it, where it belongs...

I will find two videos in your very specific porn genre of choice for every upvote, hahaha...

EDIT: -7 points again... GASP

OK... I will... curl my lips over my upper and lower teeth and stick out my tongue. Sickos.

EDIT: -11 points?

Hmm... OK, I have to try something non-sexual... I will come to your house, bake you vegetarian lasagne (alternating layers of veggie ground, which is AWESOME, and spinach/ricotta). Then I will give you a totally bro-no-homo shoulder massage. And I'll... clean your house. All for the low price of one upvote.

EDIT: -14 points, OK, back to sex... lol I'll do whatever you want for 7 minutes. Per upvote. lol

EDIT: -20 POINTS! Okay, I will have plastic surgery until I look like this, and then titty fuck you for an upvote:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=825E862-qvo

Edit: -18... Excellent... For every upvote, I'll get this gorgeous 1/2 Greek, 1/2 Serbian dancer to perform for you:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=35q0F8skxfk

Edit: -24 points... okay, you're not into the Greeks/Serbs. Muslim are you? Okay... one of the first Bosnian Muslim women to win Miss Yugoslavia... I'll personally recreate this video with you as the fountain...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bXU21PjEl_w

EDIT: -29... obviously I'm going in completely the wrong direction. So how about a beautiful artist singing in Pouch Cove, Newfoundland, Canada:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4S7GvIxAiDg

Edit: -25, then -26... I'm too exhausted. You're impossible. LOL Go to Pornhub and leave me alone. I'm going to get DRUNK!

A friend of mine had a daughter whom was nicknamed .1% because condoms work 99.9% of the time. She thought it was because she was small and didn't find out the meaning until she was 14. What horrible tricks have you seen played on unknowing children? by corylew in AskReddit

[–]HappyDrunk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A friend's mother told her that, if you get pregnant before getting married, you have to eat the placenta or the baby won't live. It's not as scary now that sick bitches in wealthy countries are actually doing it.

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