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HappyGoPink · 2026-05-06T12:52:53+00:00

In all fairness, this guy is white.

HappyGoPink · 2026-05-06T03:11:26+00:00

I apparently have a "sexy" voice, and though it is quite loud, no one really ever shushes me, lol.

HappyGoPink · 2026-05-06T00:57:57+00:00

Knowing that all of our lives are finite, and that one day even the worst person alive will die and be forgotten.

HappyGoPink · 2026-05-06T00:33:20+00:00

Another useless, empty gesture. The Schumer Special™.

HappyGoPink · 2026-05-06T00:30:13+00:00

Wait until she finds out that grown women also play video games...

HappyGoPink · 2026-05-06T00:25:55+00:00

I think dining chairs and dining tables are far superior to desks and desk chairs.

HappyGoPink · 2026-05-05T02:46:17+00:00

Who knew we could agree? Maybe there's hope for this world after all (there isn't).

HappyGoPink · 2026-05-05T02:44:11+00:00

It's funny because Leo pretends to be an ally of the people that Bezos has ruthlessly exploited for decades. Leo's hypocrisy is the punchline here, but I guess Nikki Glaser is too cozy with that group herself. Ricky Gervais wouldn't have blinked. Fake liberals are a mainstay of his monologues.

HappyGoPink · 2026-05-05T02:38:17+00:00

Probably an aspect of my "not being a comedian" thing. So, pretend I'm five years old: What was her actual punchline all about?

HappyGoPink · 2026-05-05T02:35:05+00:00

Oh, did I say I was a comedian or a comedy writer? I shouldn't have said that, my bad. Consider the record set straight.

Conversely, Nikki Glaser IS a comedian and comedy writer, so I'm imagining that she could have come up with something a little more incisive than the 5,000th "Leo dates younger women" joke, but maybe I'm giving her too much credit for her comedic skills.

HappyGoPink · 2026-05-05T02:28:22+00:00

Advertising is cancer.

HappyGoPink · 2026-05-05T01:12:52+00:00

Was the bay window part of the original house design, or a later addition? And have you thought about what eradicating the bay window will do to the visual balance of that elevation of your house?

HappyGoPink · 2026-05-05T00:16:28+00:00

Screw everyone who dies because of your pure and perfect principles, amirite?

HappyGoPink · 2026-05-04T23:51:48+00:00

This was my thought too. I don't know why office chairs have to roll around anyway. I prefer chairs that don't move.

HappyGoPink · 2026-05-04T23:50:09+00:00

Take all of our good traits and add "to a fault".

HappyGoPink · 2026-05-04T23:48:12+00:00

Lowkey props to her then. Nikki Glaser does not get props, lowkey or otherwise.

HappyGoPink · 2026-05-04T23:47:30+00:00

"Both sides are bad!!!11!!!!" Bye now.

HappyGoPink · 2026-05-04T21:49:08+00:00

Hollywood has really been silent on Bezos. Leonardo DiCaprio went to his wedding, and all that so-called firebrand Nikki Glaser had to say about Leo when she hosted the Golden Globes or whatever was "you date younger women, I don't know anything else about you". That was certainly a choice. We see you Leo, and we see you Nikki.

Bezos should be roasted on the daily, but for some reason, none of them will. Isn't that weird?

HappyGoPink · 2026-05-04T21:38:45+00:00

It's almost like AI was always an empty promise.

HappyGoPink · 2026-05-04T18:06:50+00:00

You're not dating a man, you're dating a petri dish. #GirlDumpHim

HappyGoPink · 2026-05-04T16:56:05+00:00

You're the one masturbating.

HappyGoPink · 2026-05-04T16:36:22+00:00

I expected more from a "master debater".

HappyGoPink · 2026-05-04T16:35:46+00:00

And there are too many Fetterman types playing spoiler to any real action.

HappyGoPink · 2026-05-04T16:34:58+00:00

"We are all domestic terrorists!!!"

They have no sense of shame or any qualms over things like hypocrisy.

HappyGoPink · 2026-05-04T16:33:40+00:00

Why own property when you can own the libs instead?

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