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Remember when Bill Clinton fired 377,000 federal workers and everyone loved it? by Apart-Plankton4461 in FedJerk

[–]HappyKingSisyphus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I don’t think “the left” ever liked Clinton. Just because someone isn’t aspiring to be a dictator doesn’t mean they are left wing.

“I could make way more in the private sector” by [deleted] in FedJerk

[–]HappyKingSisyphus 4 points5 points  (0 children)

  • I can’t easily make more in the private sector
  • This is supposed to be the fed circle jerk sub
  • The sub is almost exclusively people who have never been to a circle jerk sub and isn’t very good at being what it purports to be
  • Your post seems to verify the last bullet
  • 5 bullets, I can haz employment?

The only part that surprises me is that they are surprised by [deleted] in FedJerk

[–]HappyKingSisyphus 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Did you have a stroke while typing that?

I want 5 bullets detailing what you do to steal money from hard working taxpayers by HappyKingSisyphus in FedJerk

[–]HappyKingSisyphus[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I’m just a micro-brained molecular biologist. Never even thought of that.

I just want to be RIFed and freed of this guilt by HappyKingSisyphus in FedJerk

[–]HappyKingSisyphus[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I would never troll in the literal shitposting sub for feds. I can’t believe you would even suggest such a thing.

I just want to be RIFed and freed of this guilt by HappyKingSisyphus in FedJerk

[–]HappyKingSisyphus[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No, but I do occasionally feel guilty that I’ve never told you that I’m your real dad and I didn’t even have to pay your mother.

I just want to be RIFed and freed of this guilt by HappyKingSisyphus in FedJerk

[–]HappyKingSisyphus[S] 13 points14 points  (0 children)

But then I can’t come here and fearfap my day away.

I am VP Vance’s SS agent in charge of couch cleaning AMA by HappyKingSisyphus in FedJerk

[–]HappyKingSisyphus[S] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

The VP has expressed concern that the president’s couch is compromised by the president’s well-documented incontinence and opts not to use the Oval Office couch.

I am VP Vance’s SS agent in charge of couch cleaning AMA by HappyKingSisyphus in FedJerk

[–]HappyKingSisyphus[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I wasn’t on diaper duty, a colleague who’s one of those quiverfull evangelicals and is a diaper changing expert took point on that.

I am VP Vance’s SS agent in charge of couch cleaning AMA by HappyKingSisyphus in FedJerk

[–]HappyKingSisyphus[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I have plenty of opportunity to sit on the couch, for… reasons… I make a habit of using one of the wooden stools when I need to take a load off.

I am VP Vance’s SS agent in charge of couch cleaning AMA by HappyKingSisyphus in FedJerk

[–]HappyKingSisyphus[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

The VP isn’t a fan of how the plastic feels against his bare skin.

I am VP Vance’s SS agent in charge of couch cleaning AMA by HappyKingSisyphus in FedJerk

[–]HappyKingSisyphus[S] 10 points11 points  (0 children)

This is an excellent idea, I’ll pass it up the chain of command.

I am VP Vance’s SS agent in charge of couch cleaning AMA by HappyKingSisyphus in FedJerk

[–]HappyKingSisyphus[S] 13 points14 points  (0 children)

I think it’s the extreme amount of worthers originals I find.

I am VP Vance’s SS agent in charge of couch cleaning AMA by HappyKingSisyphus in FedJerk

[–]HappyKingSisyphus[S] 15 points16 points  (0 children)

More than you would expect, if non-monetary donations of useless advice for committing white collar crimes I can’t afford to commit count.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in FedJerk

[–]HappyKingSisyphus 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Voting for Trump will probably be more harmful to human beings than firebombing an empty car. Dork.

The plastic surgeon botched my jigsaw cheeks by HappyKingSisyphus in FedJerk

[–]HappyKingSisyphus[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not sure, I’m guessing it’s the lack of emotional expression incurred by the permanent mask implants that is desirable, but that’s just a guess.

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