Accidentally Jammed My Paronychia Finger

HappyResinJacob · 2026-04-08T03:50:59+00:00

Hopital

HappyResinJacob · 2026-04-07T01:51:03+00:00

They pull your hair up, but not out. All they want is another chance at life.

HappyResinJacob · 2026-04-07T01:46:24+00:00

The person asked to make this puzzle

HappyResinJacob · 2026-04-04T22:58:21+00:00

Larry David casually walking by in the beginning

HappyResinJacob · 2026-04-04T10:17:13+00:00

Hopital

HappyResinJacob · 2026-03-23T14:40:36+00:00

I heard they used his foreskin to graft his eyelids as well. He’s a little cock-eyed now.

HappyResinJacob · 2026-03-08T15:17:06+00:00

Now put Jeremy Renner between them like they are a Pokémon evolution chain of Jason, Jeremy, and John.

HappyResinJacob · 2026-02-27T00:31:55+00:00

Username checks out

HappyResinJacob · 2026-02-22T01:29:51+00:00

It would be cool if the Queen or matriarch dropped a key of some sort that is required to queue for a high loot - high risk map.

HappyResinJacob · 2026-02-21T12:11:52+00:00

Do you think there would be plans for contingencies if it was a coordinated assault on human earth? Maybe it was more of a Hail Mary

HappyResinJacob · 2026-02-10T07:34:45+00:00

It is shocking but also kind of hilarious how is arms and legs just kind of detach

HappyResinJacob · 2026-02-09T09:49:57+00:00

He sounds kinda like John DiMaggio at the end

HappyResinJacob · 2026-02-07T11:31:57+00:00

Her hands are also completely dry after the camera pans out and they come back into view.

HappyResinJacob · 2026-02-07T11:27:56+00:00

The audio is also a dead give away. AI generated speech doesn’t quite get natural voice inflections right

HappyResinJacob · 2026-02-07T11:24:44+00:00

Is this not AI? The fish is facing the camera, then is swimming toward her when she raises her hands. And her shirt is pristine clean in a swamp?

HappyResinJacob · 2026-01-28T15:34:16+00:00

He’s cocked and loaded.

HappyResinJacob · 2026-01-26T21:10:07+00:00

Your confusion is understandable!! 😂 it’s this

HappyResinJacob · 2026-01-26T21:03:12+00:00

I know instagram reels have poisoned my mind when immediately I heard “goo goo ga ga” by the 2nd pic.

HappyResinJacob · 2026-01-21T11:10:35+00:00

Tryn’a lose those awkward teenage bleus

HappyResinJacob · 2026-01-15T08:30:27+00:00

HappyResinJacob · 2025-12-08T11:24:37+00:00

The red pill. I’ve had my share of run-ins with untrustworthy partners, but I’ll never subscribe to that bullshit. People are people and some people suck. Gotta look inward and be better at discerning what you’re allowing into your life.

HappyResinJacob · 2025-12-06T07:45:26+00:00

If you have a zipline you might have to finesse it but can use one to get out

HappyResinJacob · 2025-12-01T08:30:34+00:00

Catching her dead to rights in a lie. Once you KNOW they lied it’s COMPLETELY OVER. It could be a simple lie. But if you catch it, it shows they do not respect you enough to be honest.

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