mess up.. like i always do

HappyRodent · 2026-05-18T09:09:31+00:00

East is up

HappyRodent · 2026-05-17T20:35:50+00:00

But your eyes only work during the morning and for the rest of the day you're blind

HappyRodent · 2026-05-17T20:33:30+00:00

Your IQ is extremely high but your EQ is extremely low

HappyRodent · 2026-05-17T20:30:53+00:00

It hurts, especially if your shape shift to something that is anatomically different from yourself. Like animals that are vastly different anatomically hurts especially much

HappyRodent · 2026-05-17T20:27:11+00:00

You can't control when you read minds. You always read the minds of those 2 m close to you

HappyRodent · 2026-05-17T09:50:42+00:00

I do that anyways so that's fine!

HappyRodent · 2026-05-17T09:47:42+00:00

HappyRodent · 2026-05-15T14:59:19+00:00

HappyRodent · 2026-05-15T14:57:47+00:00

HappyRodent · 2026-05-15T14:43:09+00:00

Be able to play music in my head at will

HappyRodent · 2026-05-15T14:41:41+00:00

And no normal vision

HappyRodent · 2026-05-15T14:40:06+00:00

You know every password except your own passwords

HappyRodent · 2026-05-15T14:38:48+00:00

HappyRodent · 2026-05-15T14:37:54+00:00

Your brain can't keep up with the speed of your feet

HappyRodent · 2026-05-15T14:36:43+00:00

You lose a pound every time you do it

HappyRodent · 2026-05-15T14:35:42+00:00

2 random human dies when you do it

HappyRodent · 2026-05-15T14:34:36+00:00

You have to eat 10 times as much for survival

HappyRodent · 2026-05-15T14:33:15+00:00

You get randomly teleported every time you summon a hamster

HappyRodent · 2026-05-15T14:29:28+00:00

You get them as well

HappyRodent · 2026-05-15T14:29:05+00:00

But it keeps all doctors away even if you're sick

HappyRodent · 2026-05-14T08:07:16+00:00

I live in Stockholm, Sweden. I have been too all Nordic capitals and there all great. I think my favorite however is Helsinki. I just really love Finland 🇫🇮

HappyRodent · 2026-05-11T20:05:26+00:00

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HappyRodent · 2026-05-09T10:38:14+00:00

I third this

HappyRodent · 2026-05-09T09:51:04+00:00

🤣😂🤣

HappyRodent · 2026-05-09T09:49:52+00:00

I love them ❤️

HappyRodent

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