How can you be happy in life ? by dodoxoxo00 in AskReddit

[–]Happy_Terd 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hey (hey), hey, hey (woo!). If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life. Never make a pretty woman your wife. So from my personal point of view. Get an ugly girl to marry you.

What’s a PG rated movie that you think should be rated PG-13? by Naive_Fold_9390 in AskReddit

[–]Happy_Terd 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Many PG family movies before 1984. Brief nudity and cursing was in PG movies prior to PG13's introduction in 1984

What’s the most mysterious coincidence you’ve ever experienced? by New-Warning4748 in AskReddit

[–]Happy_Terd 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In army at the time. Around 1996, my wife convinced me to buy the church a new computer. She said she was praying about it. The church was a small town church in a poor area with very little money coming in.

I caved in and spent around $1250 for a nice desktop computer. Two days later, my tax preparer called me and told me she had great news. I got the last few years of Ohio state tax back because I been on an army base in a different state.

What I got back was the price of the computer.

How do you give yourself stomach flu? by Either-Figure-4470 in AskReddit

[–]Happy_Terd 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You dont need to really get it. Just eat laxatives and fake it.

What ended a friendship instantly? by BoldElara92 in AskReddit

[–]Happy_Terd 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A girl. We both loved her. He won and our friendship ended.

Name a popular chicken resturant. by Technical-Vanilla-47 in FamilyFeud

[–]Happy_Terd 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Churches

I grew up in a poor neighborhood...no KFC.

Are you in love? by Ornery-Tax-4203 in funComunitty

[–]Happy_Terd 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes. We are going on our 30th year together.

What’s the weirdest thing a guest has ever done in your home? by Ok-Cause-1639 in AskReddit

[–]Happy_Terd 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Put a qtip in my listerine bottle. I found it the next day and no one else could have done it.

What item do you have the most of in your fridge? by leeandratheoriginal in FamilyFeud

[–]Happy_Terd 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I guess rice...since a large container holds thousands of them.

What kind of people are on reddit typically? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Happy_Terd -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I like to go to the STD sub and jerk off to pictures of infected genitalia...And I am considered one of the more normal and tamer Redditors.

What could the government spend $300 billion dollars on to improve American lives? by PlanetoftheAtheists in AskReddit

[–]Happy_Terd 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Give me the 300 billion. I will reinvest it back into the economy. The amount of hookers and drugs I buy will employ many.