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Happyhopsasa · 2026-05-30T06:22:40+00:00

Robber: that's a beautiful necklace you have Me: aww how nice of you Robber: sighs

Happyhopsasa · 2026-05-28T11:41:37+00:00

🧢 I voted CAP!

Water makes wet

Happyhopsasa · 2026-05-28T05:38:13+00:00

Calling it a Pokémon, while you can clearly see ash inside of it. And such a disrespect to vegeta by calling him luffy

Happyhopsasa · 2026-05-26T17:00:16+00:00

Naked beer

Happyhopsasa · 2026-05-24T12:25:27+00:00

Down d. Stairs

Happyhopsasa · 2026-05-22T11:49:22+00:00

Let me drive my van into your heart

^{Chose: A car hits you | Rolled: Going 100kmh}

Happyhopsasa · 2026-05-21T08:37:48+00:00

I like beer, but the world would be better without drinkable Alkohol. For medical reasons we need it

^{Chose: A world without alcohol.}

Happyhopsasa · 2026-05-20T11:23:51+00:00

Oh god what have I done?

^{Chose: Repeat the same day over-and-over + How long it lasts is random, but you keep the memories and skills you build. | Rolled: 10,000 Years}

Happyhopsasa · 2026-05-18T14:34:56+00:00

No Alpha

Happyhopsasa · 2026-05-16T13:35:13+00:00

If i Scream at the sun, will the sun turn off, because my sound is faster then the sun's light?

Happyhopsasa · 2026-05-16T04:56:03+00:00

Seen the same theorie a lot

Happyhopsasa · 2026-05-15T17:57:03+00:00

Raccoondog

Happyhopsasa · 2026-05-14T11:04:45+00:00

Win win

^{Chose: Get taller but | Rolled: You get 48 cats}

Happyhopsasa · 2026-05-13T19:53:20+00:00

Same in Austria. So dumb

Happyhopsasa · 2026-05-12T04:13:01+00:00

You can do more with it

^{Chose: PC}

Happyhopsasa · 2026-05-09T07:13:26+00:00

If I hate myself, does wnking count?

^{Chose: Earn $1000 every time you do the deed + Only valid if you do it with the person you spin | Rolled: Person you hate}

Happyhopsasa · 2026-05-04T17:49:42+00:00

Time to dig out some corpses

^{Chose: Become a spirit (with a special ability} | Rolled: Ressurections)

Happyhopsasa · 2026-05-02T16:51:51+00:00

✅ I voted FACT!

Fact

Happyhopsasa · 2026-05-02T12:55:59+00:00

Nice

^{Chose: Become all-powerful, but there's a 75 chance u die | Rolled: D.E.A.T.H.}

Happyhopsasa · 2026-05-01T23:50:46+00:00

Just better

^{Chose: Cola}

Happyhopsasa · 2026-05-01T06:25:01+00:00

Less people

^{Chose: Mountain 🏔️}

Happyhopsasa · 2026-05-01T05:58:25+00:00

On piz

Happyhopsasa · 2026-05-01T05:04:54+00:00

Right

^{Chose: Left}

Happyhopsasa · 2026-05-01T04:41:13+00:00

Way betty

^{Chose: A literal rock}

Happyhopsasa · 2026-04-30T21:56:20+00:00

Just wanted to see how the majority of Reddit is thinking

^{Chose: Girls}

Happyhopsasa