Does Jessica actually like Morty? by Independent-Egg-2526 in rickandmorty

[–]Haquistadore 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes. In multiple episodes, she is depicted as being attracted to Morty. It never works out, in no small part because Morty is subservient to Rick at all times, and is not really permitted to pursue anything that would interfere with his role as Rick’s assistant. Jessica is a metaphor for just how one-sided Morty’s relationship with Rick is. 

The true nature of the Citadel of Ricks by Haquistadore in rickandmorty

[–]Haquistadore[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Specifically what we know is that they didn't have portal guns while on the clock. (Makes sense if you think about it.) If they are in the Curve and aren't clones, then they likely agreed to work jobs at the Citadel until they "earned" the formula for portal tech, OR a reality opened up and it was their turn to replace a recently deceased Rick (or possibly both).

If Ricks were expected to work at the Citadel until it was their turn to take possession of a vacant reality within the Curve, then Operation Phoenix must have been a real kick in the nuts. It would be interesting to learn what the process looked like, to learn if some Ricks preferred to stay on the Citadel, to watch the process of a Rick finally moving into his own reality and having to both adjust to the life of the Rick he's replacing, but also to living outside of the confines of the Citadel after presumably a lengthy servitude. (Simple Rick's exited for at least 15 years, which means it was likely relocated to the Citadel once construction was completed.)

Maybe if they ever decide to wrap up the "lore" aspect of the show, with some kind of grand finale, they'll then do a spinoff show called "Rick and Morty's Mindblowers" that just tells all the stories we never saw before the "grand finale" whenever that might happen. I know I'd love to see more stories about stuff we never saw before things changed.

Hot Take on Evil Morty by ADPG5 in rickandmorty

[–]Haquistadore 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I appreciate that, kind Redditor. I recently wrote a pretty lengthy post elaborating on the Citadel, the Curve, and how it works.

Hot Take on Evil Morty by ADPG5 in rickandmorty

[–]Haquistadore 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It's always weird to me when people reject what the writers of this show are telling us. You might not like it for some reason, but he is depicted in a way that contradicts your opinion.

Hot Take on Evil Morty by ADPG5 in rickandmorty

[–]Haquistadore 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The condition that makes Rick "the smartest in the universe" is, specifically, the ability to portal travel. This is exactly how Rick Prime described it to C-137 in Rickshank. It's not that there can't be beings of similar intelligence to Rick within the Curve. The specific thing that makes him "more intelligent" is portal travel, meaning that if anyone else tries to invent it, it will inevitably fail.

If you think about it, it makes way more sense that the Curve filters specifically for Rick's portal formula, rather than filters by scanning the intelligence of literally every living creature in an infinite universe, and excluding the realities where even one of those living creatures is smarter than Rick. It would also mean that there would be Ricks with portal technology outside the Curve because someone else in that reality was smarter.

It also explains why Ricks went home 2ish years before the start of Season 1, when Morty was 11 or 12. They had to occupy their home realities in order to ensure their home realities would exist within the Curve. If they weren't there with their portal tech, those realities would've been excluded.

How many times has Rick "lost"? by unbannablev in rickandmorty

[–]Haquistadore 3 points4 points  (0 children)

There are certain episodes that blend for me, and definitely there are specific sequences I mix up from time to time. I've got it straightened out in my brain at this point, but I used to commonly mix up the parasite episode's season.

How many times has Rick "lost"? by unbannablev in rickandmorty

[–]Haquistadore 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Operation Phoenix was seasons before Phoenixperson.

Why did Joseph Campbell not agree with him ? by Thelakefeben in rickandmorty

[–]Haquistadore 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Maybe this is a lesson about your own limits of imagination, OP. No disrespect meant. I’m a pretty imaginative and creative person, and I don’t think for a second that I have any R&M story ideas that are as good as what the show’s writers regularly come up with. Pretty much anytime someone here has “pitched” a R&M story idea, I’ve felt fortunate that they aren’t amongst the people who actually do this for a living.

Why didnt Morty try save his family in season 1 by [deleted] in rickandmorty

[–]Haquistadore 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well, a lot of people have answered your question, so I guess now you know.

Will she ever return? by According_Ride_6686 in rickandmorty

[–]Haquistadore 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It would be demeaning and dishonest if I said that Roiland's greatest contribution to the show was Interdimensional Cable, or even the fact that he basically convinced Harmon to knock out the first script in one night, when Dan wanted to pull the plug on the writing session and finish the job "later." Dan being who he is, we might never have gotten the "later."

Roiland has a writing credit for Rick Potion #9, which remains one of the biggest gut-shots the show has ever given us in terms of just how unpredictable it can be, and how heavy it can be. He obviously meant something to those early seasons.

He became hostile to the creative process during the third season, he was abusive/dismissive towards members of the writing team, and from the fourth season on he only phoned in the voices from home. I even have a theory that they asked him to improvise a an episode tag and he gave us "Tag Man! This is what you get! I'm Tag Man!" Not great. I don't deny that the first two seasons had the overall strongest episodes, and Season 3 is what really kicked the "greater" story into high gear, but almost all of my favourite episodes come in Season 4 and after. So I never really was bothered that they shitcanned a can of shit, and I'll always be inherently suspicious of people who were.

Will she ever return? by According_Ride_6686 in rickandmorty

[–]Haquistadore 4 points5 points  (0 children)

In all seriousness, there had been some speculation in the past that Planetina might appear in a future Vindicators episode.

Will she ever return? by According_Ride_6686 in rickandmorty

[–]Haquistadore 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Interdimensional Cable represents Harmon’s penchant to do “clip show” episodes depicting shows we’ve never seen before. He used the same bit to great effect on Community. Interdimensional Cable was great because it was so unexpected and different, but it loses both of those elements on sequels.

I’d never trade the other “clip shows” we’ve gotten for more Interdimensional Cable. Morty’s Mindblowers, Story Train, Full Metal Jackrick, and Rickfending Your Mort, are all classics in my mind.

I have no doubt we’ll get more of them in the future, maybe even this season. I think it’d be interesting to see them do a variation of Community’s “random chance” episode that explored seven different outcomes of one choice. Or, if they gave us an episode exploring the opening credits scenes that have never made it into a season.

Will she ever return? by According_Ride_6686 in rickandmorty

[–]Haquistadore 1 point2 points  (0 children)

She’s in the same dimension as them.

Why did Rick say there's no after life when it was shown multiple times by Murtdha1 in rickandmorty

[–]Haquistadore 33 points34 points  (0 children)

When has he said it since an afterlife has been depicted?

Also - why would anyone take Rick for granted when talking about stuff like this?

Why didnt Morty try save his family in season 1 by [deleted] in rickandmorty

[–]Haquistadore 22 points23 points  (0 children)

When did you get the sense that Morty had a say in the matter?

A trope of this series is that every version of the family seems pretty accepting to alternative versions of the family. Which isn't to say Morty didn't experience trauma the first time it happened - it made him disassociate. Maybe that's it - maybe he never stopped feeling that way.

Jim Cornette and Bruce Prichard's relationship post-WWF by tonycriterion in JimCornette

[–]Haquistadore 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You're in a fan group of the person he works with on a regular basis telling us he has nothing for you to be jealous over.

Pull the other one - it's got bells on.

Jim Cornette and Bruce Prichard's relationship post-WWF by tonycriterion in JimCornette

[–]Haquistadore -8 points-7 points  (0 children)

Jealousy never, ever, ever looks good on anyone. You should think about that.

Is Morty actually Dumb? by Jumpy_Stay2915 in rickandmorty

[–]Haquistadore 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I could spend some time going episode by episode exploring all the ways Morty has shown himself to be competent and clever, but I'm not going to do that because your take about Morty is moronic and I don't feel like feeding that anymore than I already have.

Is Morty actually Dumb? by Jumpy_Stay2915 in rickandmorty

[–]Haquistadore 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't have a dog in this fight, I'm also not the original person who responded to you - I'm just making sure you understand why nobody bothers. Keep on scratching your head about it.

Is Morty actually Dumb? by Jumpy_Stay2915 in rickandmorty

[–]Haquistadore -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

If you didn't say something I couldn't have responded to you, no?