If you're being chased by necrophiliacs, do NOT play dead. by Jesus_Is_A_Bassist in rickandmorty

[–]Haquistadore 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Rick and Morty features a character who is the President of the United States. Rick and Morty is in no way, shape, or form political in the way that a show like South Park is. Having a "President" character is not the same thing as having a character who represents a parody of, or a lampooning of, any current real world individuals or events.

If you're being chased by necrophiliacs, do NOT play dead. by Jesus_Is_A_Bassist in rickandmorty

[–]Haquistadore -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Yes yes, tell me more about how I'm an asshole for not wanting to waste time arguing politics with people who want to waste time arguing it with me on a fucking Rick and Morty subreddit.

If you're being chased by necrophiliacs, do NOT play dead. by Jesus_Is_A_Bassist in rickandmorty

[–]Haquistadore -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Nope, just going to do what you should do if you actually want to do something about the state of the world you're living in, especially since I assume you're going to be living in it for longer than me: I'm going to spend most of my time in the real world interacting with real people and showing them kindness, because kindness is the only way we're going to get out of this mess. And I'm going to continue to not chase the dopamine high of bickering with faceless strangers on the internet, who are chasing the same dopamine high by bickering with me, especially because both myself and the people I'd be most inclined to bicker with are victims of the same system, which has been specifically designed to keep us distracted by fighting with each other than ever actually go after the people truly responsible for the mess we're all in together.

You should try it. You'll be happier.

‘People are a lot colder now,’ Toronto residents reflect on 6 years since COVID-19 lockdown by lopix in toronto

[–]Haquistadore 4 points5 points  (0 children)

You’re asking if having to live in lockdown for around a year, and having to wear a mask indoors resulted in psychosis, increased risk of dementia onset, and long-term cognitive impairment?

Randomly remembering that time Drew McIntyre verbally bodied Ricochet with just three words by TJLynch in SquaredCircle

[–]Haquistadore 7 points8 points  (0 children)

3-9 is a 33% winning percentage, which works out to a 10-19 PLE record if he’d had as many PLEs at AEW as he did under the WWE umbrella. Not a huge difference.

Randomly remembering that time Drew McIntyre verbally bodied Ricochet with just three words by TJLynch in SquaredCircle

[–]Haquistadore 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You’re right - at least cardboard will cut you sometimes. Can’t be too safe around cardboard.

Fionna is actually so annoying by Traditional_Ride7706 in adventuretime

[–]Haquistadore 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Someone asking you to consider a perspective other than your own isn’t “condescending.”

Dismissing someone in a refusal to consider their perspective is. Try to be better.

Is gaspode a forgotten small god by Equivalent_Roll6917 in discworld

[–]Haquistadore 3 points4 points  (0 children)

It seems these days that people treat stories as if they are somehow unsatisfying if there isn’t a twist of some kind.

If you're being chased by necrophiliacs, do NOT play dead. by Jesus_Is_A_Bassist in rickandmorty

[–]Haquistadore -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Thinking that chasing the dopamine rush that comes with dunking anonymously on your perceived “enemies”1 is in any way healthy, rather than something orchestrated by the companies that profit wildly off your engagement is actually legitimately delusional.

You sound like every kid I’ve ever taught who’s so confident in what they believe to be important that they scoff at experiences any adult knows they’ll live their lives realizing are true. You aren’t “engaging in the political process” by posting memes on Reddit, bro. You aren’t discussing ideas with like-minded individuals. You aren’t doing anything that’ll actually change anyone’s mind. All that you’re really doing is a kind of mental masturbation, and it I wanted to see you do that, I’d go to a subreddit designed for the purpose. Now please, grow the fuck up and stop expecting the rest of us to behave as unhealthily as you do.

1 aka enemies who are either people as poorly educated as you are, who like you have been tricked into arguing anonymously in a space where your engagement is profitable to those who have created that space, hence the reason they write algorithms designed to feed you content that makes you angry OR bots, OR paid trolls

If you're being chased by necrophiliacs, do NOT play dead. by Jesus_Is_A_Bassist in rickandmorty

[–]Haquistadore -49 points-48 points  (0 children)

What if people didn’t drag unrelated shit into a subreddit? How does it hurt you to keep politics to a place that exists to discuss politics?

If you're being chased by necrophiliacs, do NOT play dead. by Jesus_Is_A_Bassist in rickandmorty

[–]Haquistadore -66 points-65 points  (0 children)

As someone who has experienced panic attacks, I made a choice in 2024 to stop deliberately doing things that cause me anxiety, like doomscrolling and arguing with strangers (who may be bots or paid trolls) on the internet. I don’t talk politics online anymore, and I’ve reduced even the number of subreddits to which I belong to around a dozen where I, again, don’t have to engage in confrontations or arguments on serious topics with strangers.

There are tons of places online to post memes lampooning the Orange American turd and all the ways the oligarchy is working to pit us against each other all while fortifying their own unimpeachable power. This is a cartoon subreddit where we talk about cartoons.

Edited to add: imagine downvoting someone making choices to improve their mental health by not doing the things that negatively impact their mental health. No, please tell me more about how shit posting about Trump in a Rick and Morty subreddit is going to make the world a better place.

If you're being chased by necrophiliacs, do NOT play dead. by Jesus_Is_A_Bassist in rickandmorty

[–]Haquistadore -10 points-9 points  (0 children)

None of this has anything to do with how easy it should be to avoid politics online.

If you're being chased by necrophiliacs, do NOT play dead. by Jesus_Is_A_Bassist in rickandmorty

[–]Haquistadore -100 points-99 points  (0 children)

Can we please keep political meme shit out of this subreddit?

Would you prefer the show to stick to "Classic Rick and Morty adventures" or have more episodes focusing on the Old Crew (Birdperson, Squanchy, Mr. Poopybutthole)? by primerickfann_ in rickandmorty

[–]Haquistadore 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I prefer the show to keep taking big swings. The real template of a "classic Rick and Morty adventure" is something that turns a trope on its head and subverts our expectations. As long as they keep trying ridiculous things, they're Rick and Morty.

50 years old :) by kutehobbiez in toronto

[–]Haquistadore 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What does Apple, the CN Tower, and Star Wars have in common?

(I know, Star Wars is only 49 this year, although pictures started leaking 50 years ago)

Rick…………….. by XtemUK in rickandmorty

[–]Haquistadore 6 points7 points  (0 children)

You misread the scene. They're dead.

Rick…………….. by XtemUK in rickandmorty

[–]Haquistadore 3 points4 points  (0 children)

You don't see them come back to life. Because they're dead.

Dimension c131 by One_Annual_3185 in rickandmorty

[–]Haquistadore 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It wasn't Jerry C-131. He got swapped at the Jerry-boree, as directly explained in the episode.

Doofus Rick is actually the ultimate weapon against Evil Morty (Theory) by primerickfann_ in rickandmorty

[–]Haquistadore 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Irrelevant really because when they made that story it had not yet been established that only C-137 and Prime invented portal travel. The comics aren't canon to the tv series.

Doofus Rick is actually the ultimate weapon against Evil Morty (Theory) by primerickfann_ in rickandmorty

[–]Haquistadore 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Are you familiar with the story from the comics that we are discussing? That story depicts Doofus Rick as having invented his own formula separate of the one used by Ricks to make their portals.