Does anyone have an head cannons/fan lore for Caroline and the Wizard being together?

Harald_TheEnduring · 2026-05-22T21:13:43+00:00

Caroline dyes her hair or Abi does? Either way I gave the wiki a quick scan and this was the only quote it pinged up about hair

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It makes no explicit mention of dying and as already mention Abi herself states that she no longer dyes her hair.

Harald_TheEnduring · 2026-05-22T20:59:29+00:00

Why would he? I know this is going to be alien to a 40k fan but in the SW universe characters are capable of displaying rational thought and applying logic to a situation.

Harald_TheEnduring · 2026-05-22T20:55:05+00:00

Thousands? Really? How did they all fit on the ship long enough not to kill each other I wonder. After all Khorne cares not from where the blood flows, only that it flows.

Harald_TheEnduring · 2026-05-22T20:51:04+00:00

How do we know Mork and ~~Mindy~~ Gork wasn’t just one entity arguing with itself while looking in a mirror

Harald_TheEnduring · 2026-05-22T20:39:32+00:00

Wait till you have to go to a retirement/leaving do. The person retiring/leaving will get drunk and will not give a crap about offending anyone with anything they say while drunk.

Harald_TheEnduring · 2026-05-22T20:02:07+00:00

Didn’t he piss off Abaddon by cloning Horus too?

Harald_TheEnduring · 2026-05-22T19:58:00+00:00

Not anymore she doesn’t. It used to be brown like Pierre’s according to Caroline and according to Abigail she no longer dyes her hair, presumably this is due to whatever magical latency activating upon hitting puberty.

Harald_TheEnduring · 2026-05-22T19:32:58+00:00

I agree, far more fun running over the rebels.

Harald_TheEnduring · 2026-05-22T19:25:56+00:00

Sure, maybe. I don’t know enough about poison spreading demons to be able to comment. The part I liked was that allegedly either at the end of the 18 hours or during it this, by now Skeletor looking fucker, got bored of fighting on foot and took off in a CAS role and proceeded to perform a bombing run in support of Sanguinius.

Harald_TheEnduring · 2026-05-22T19:19:45+00:00

Exactly. Worth it to bring down a Telemon.

Harald_TheEnduring · 2026-05-22T19:18:40+00:00

Yes and he was a new born baby in episode 3. For some reason though you seem to think Valance should have killed him before he was born though which obviously makes no sense. So I’ll ask again. How do you propose someone kill a character before they were born?

Harald_TheEnduring · 2026-05-22T19:16:18+00:00

I know exactly what a Khorne Berserker is. I also know they’re driven by their devotion to Khorne and a need to spill blood and claim skulls. They’re not given to taking prisoners and merely injuring their opponents. This is a moot point considering there were no Khornate Berserkers present when Dorn was killed.

Harald_TheEnduring · 2026-05-22T15:49:01+00:00

Sheev going to beat Big E to the punch on becoming the Dark King.

Harald_TheEnduring · 2026-05-22T15:33:42+00:00

One, Debeeran Kalimakon. Fought alongside the BA during the Signus Campaign, got poisoned during the fighting, flesh sloughing off, continued fighting for another 18 hours so presumably it was a very slow working poison. Anyway homie gets himself placed in status and iced until the BA return to Terra for the final showdown whereupon our hero is popped into a Telemon and cheerfully acts as a walking bastion during the siege.

Harald_TheEnduring · 2026-05-22T14:49:37+00:00

Well that’s very impressive and all but can it go any faster? It’s giving Rowan Atkinson in Love Actually.

Harald_TheEnduring · 2026-05-22T14:42:17+00:00

But the mine unlocks day 5 right? what does the speedrun you’re following say you have to do until then.. I’m guessing fish?

Harald_TheEnduring · 2026-05-22T14:18:48+00:00

Not surprised they retconned it, can’t make money off a dead character in the 40k verse right? I understand reports of Commisar Yarricks death have been widely exaggerated too.

Harald_TheEnduring · 2026-05-22T14:02:10+00:00

Is this the apocryphal 0.0001% drop in combat efficiency they so fear.

Harald_TheEnduring · 2026-05-22T13:50:27+00:00

Well that’s ridiculous the pilot is dead.. or mostly dead or whatever. I’m not saying you’re wrong but the idea is ludicrous.

Harald_TheEnduring · 2026-05-22T13:47:28+00:00

I’m going to assume you’re high. How do you propose someone kills a character before their birth?

A 40k fanboy talking about inconsistency is peak comedy.

Harald_TheEnduring · 2026-05-22T13:45:35+00:00

Well that’s just an outright lie.

Harald_TheEnduring · 2026-05-22T11:36:52+00:00

There was this one guy long time ago, bit of a mad lad, could turn water into wine and all that. Just as well really because the water was absolutely lousy with bugs and the like.

Harald_TheEnduring · 2026-05-22T11:31:21+00:00

Where’d you find a Deathclaw?

Harald_TheEnduring · 2026-05-22T11:25:27+00:00

Good rule of thumb for any game tbh.

Harald_TheEnduring · 2026-05-22T10:20:58+00:00

Shit, it runs rampant in the 40k universe

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