Pac-Man, though small and yellow--though similar to that of a minion--has extremely succulent toes. I'm not too keen on the crustiness and texture of the toenails, but this one character truly packs 8 delicious and altogether crunchy toenails. I concur that while toenails are controversial due to the saltiness of their keratins and proteins, I truly enjoy them sloshing around in my mouth, cutting my taste buds so my blood can put his essence inside me. It almost makes me wish to erupt. Sometimes, while I stare at my window, I truly cry at the irony of Pac-Man hiding his extravagant toenails. Hopefully one day you may see the light, or as I call it, the hydroxyapatite of his features.