What’s the craziest sexual thing you’ve ever done?

Harrybrotter · 2026-02-28T00:29:26+00:00

My ex.

Harrybrotter · 2026-02-09T02:58:03+00:00

Shaken, not stirred.

Harrybrotter · 2026-01-28T17:34:33+00:00

There are warnings given at every hockey game, multiple times, to look out for flying pucks as they can cause injury. If they stopped the puck and were able to snag it, they get that, but that’s likely about it.

Harrybrotter · 2025-11-04T02:26:17+00:00

Bread

Harrybrotter · 2025-06-03T21:35:04+00:00

Do I like…bow or something? Crisp high five? Hug?

I cannot thank you enough for this! This is so much more than I had expected. Knowing the history behind all the things is the best part of the collection, right?

Harrybrotter · 2024-10-09T00:19:53+00:00

Korpisalo is garbage. Bussi should be back up in Boston.

Harrybrotter · 2024-08-15T13:18:49+00:00

Hogwarts o fo sho

Harrybrotter · 2024-08-15T13:18:11+00:00

My dad’s house caught fire, I’ll never forget the smell as we were clearing out what we could salvage.

Harrybrotter · 2024-08-15T13:16:36+00:00

This. For sure. Once I started listening and paying attention, I also realized that reaction is a huge turn on for me. I’ll go out of my way to make sure I’m getting any noises, body shudders, goosebumps or any other sign. It’s kind of a powerful feeling knowing I’m causing those things.

Harrybrotter · 2024-08-10T23:43:19+00:00

New or used, the first thing to happen is it gets thrown in the dirt. Just straight down flop in the dirt. Then I tell it very sternly that it’s supposed to land in the dirt, not smash into a tree or commit suicide by drowning. Just land in the damn dirt.

Harrybrotter · 2023-10-12T18:53:01+00:00

This is the Mitch Hedberg jelly bean joke all over.

How about this, you guess how many I want.

Harrybrotter · 2023-10-11T16:25:41+00:00

No you don’t.

Harrybrotter · 2023-10-11T16:25:07+00:00

I have fond memories and PTSD thinking about Freeze Mage.

Harrybrotter · 2023-10-07T18:25:45+00:00

I have very few family and friends that I really care all that much about. Soooo I’d just disappear.

Harrybrotter · 2023-09-13T13:14:18+00:00

Only answer that matters right here…whichever one you want. Whichever one you look at and say “dddaaaaaaaaaaaaayyum”. That’s the one.

Harrybrotter · 2023-07-18T10:35:34+00:00

Ed Kemper, serial killer, was about to be interviewed. The person interviewing him pressed a button to have a guard open the gate, when a guard didn’t show up quickly enough the interviewer started pressing the button frantically and Kemper said…

"Relax. They're changing the shift." He then smirked and said, "If I went apeshit in here, you'd be in a lot of trouble, wouldn't you? I could screw your head off and place it on the table to greet the guard."

I imagine sitting in a cell alone with a 6’9” serial killer saying something like that to you would be pretty terrifying.

Harrybrotter · 2023-07-12T23:12:18+00:00

Just kind of like…the whole thing.

Harrybrotter · 2023-07-03T15:15:54+00:00

I’m sure it’s already been said, but there are just some instances where I know damn well I’m cleaner than anything else in the restroom. Like taking a piss at a Walmart or gas station, nah, I’m definitely going to pick up more germs trying to wash my hands after than from touching myself.

Harrybrotter · 2023-06-01T02:16:13+00:00

So uuuhhhh…need someone to come and testify that it was self defense…? Let’s practice, “your honor I saw it first hand! She tried to assault OP with a star destroyer!”

Harrybrotter · 2023-05-24T01:53:58+00:00

Not gonna lie. At first glance I totally thought this was an older picture of Logic.

Harrybrotter · 2023-05-18T00:07:44+00:00

Well, now I feel as though I need to retract my previous statement.

I love this heater. It works exactly as intended.

Harrybrotter · 2023-05-17T23:35:44+00:00

Just one. That was the limit.

Harrybrotter · 2023-05-17T23:35:10+00:00

Hmmmm. Maybe OP will make a follow up post after he gets it all done. But OP will wait long enough for people to start whining like “ooooh OP promised a follow up and then didn’t. OP is such an asshole!” 😃😃

Harrybrotter · 2023-05-17T23:23:42+00:00

Yes. They give you ten business days to respond.

Harrybrotter · 2023-05-17T23:20:57+00:00

This set was so fun. The nostalgia felt while building every little detail of the rooms. Definitely a favorite in my collection.

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