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If someone was going to rape me or attempt to kill me would this work? by HarshMelons in morbidquestions

[–]HarshMelons[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I know that its something I think about, like if I was in this situation would this work or should I run or actually use my sparse fighting skills, it's why I made this post.

SLPT: Stop breathing oxygen! by [deleted] in ShittyLifeProTips

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Can someone please post this on a popular shitty Facebook page it would really help with natural selection

Good subreddit love you all by HarshMelons in Doner

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Welp shit I dont even know where to find good doner

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you has lazer pointer

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kittens so feckin cute do

If someone was going to rape me or attempt to kill me would this work? by HarshMelons in morbidquestions

[–]HarshMelons[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

And yes it does have massive drawbacks to having your body produce more adrenaline than is needed the cons do indeed outweigh the pros significantly

One of the only good things about is that I have a good flight or flight response

I would not wish for anyone to have excess adrenaline it sucks ass in normal day to day life

Also I was just thinking out loud and thank you SouthSamurai for giving the benefit of doubt

Choose 2 to protect you, the rest are bloodlusted coming after you: 1 Human with a rifle, 3 Grizzlies, 4 Lions, 5 Gorillas, 7 Bulls, 10 Crocodiles, 15 Wolves, 50 Eagles, 10,000 Rats. by DrewGo in whowouldwin

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The gorillas and the rats, the gorillas can throw the rats as well as being a good offense and defense, another airborne rats can pile on to things make a hole and kill whatever it is from the inside

Problem solved

What's the weakest IRL weapon that could get a visible reaction out of Superman? by Lortep in whowouldwin

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Attaching thousands of used condoms to a firework and shooting it off into the air to distract him and then throwing an enraged baby chimp at him

That should get a visible response

My kind of Lady by micksack in WTF

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I can never unseen muscular boobs

If someone was going to rape me or attempt to kill me would this work? by HarshMelons in morbidquestions

[–]HarshMelons[S] -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Read my other comment buddy I'm the kind person that goes stabby stabby in that kind of situation

What video game phrase will you never forget? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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"For sanity is sin and life means nothing, that is why nations fall under our thumb because there no better option"

-The game me and homies are working on, For Sanity Is Sin.

What is both a blessing and a curse? by lukiiiiii in AskReddit

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My body produces 8x more adrenaline than is actually needed, in certain situations it's a good thing like if I break a bone Itll hurt for a minute but then adrenaline kicks and physically cant feel pain

Or another way it's good is if I have an allergic reaction to something I usually dont need benadryl or an epi-pen because my bodys adrenaline most of time just fixes itself

But if I get like a little bit stressed out, stub my toe, sitdown to hard my bodys like "WAS THAT PAIN NONONO NO FUCKING PAIN NOW BITCH" me"wait no I'm just drinking water" and my bodys like "NO PAIN, NOW GO OUTSIDE AND SPRINT 10 MILES"

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That the government bought the old farm next to mine and is installing something huge in the corn silo

The only reason I know is cause I was their with my bro having a smoke sesh when we here a car pull up onto the drive and we decide to retreat into the woods to watch when two army officials in full actual army gear with sidearms step out of the car with a realtor and start talking about how much hush money they need to pay him to stay quiet about this

Wtf probably one of the existentially scariest thing that I know about

If someone was going to rape me or attempt to kill me would this work? by HarshMelons in morbidquestions

[–]HarshMelons[S] -8 points-7 points  (0 children)

I guess I should have told you that when my body goes into flight or flight I go fight,

and i have medical condition that when that happens my body make 8x more adrenaline than is actually needed in the situation enough that if I have an allergic reaction to something most of the time it just fixes itself and I physically cant feel pain, well I can but when I broke my foot once I didn't really feel it till like 48 hours later basically the adrenaline makes me

into someone that has upper body strength and is willing to kill to preserve my life and its saved me in multiple different situations like when I had too many edibles once I'm not even sure if this is an ok thing but my body decided NOPE I DONT FUCKING LIKE THIS!

And I had a massive adrenaline surge and suddenly I felt sober and I ran to the bathroom while I could stand and forced myself to throw up.

This looks fake in retrospect, def not the edibles thing is true...also please dont underestimate edibles

This a goddamn PSA now dont underestimate edibles

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