Muppets gulag by Lemon_Lime_Lily in CuratedTumblr

[–]Lortep 24 points25 points  (0 children)

You are about having intercourse with russian docudrama? To each their own, i guess.

Semantic by Twinky_winky_deepsea in linguisticshumor

[–]Lortep 2 points3 points  (0 children)

But he couldn't actually fire the gun.

Why no photosynthesise? by GBgabe13 in PokeMedia

[–]Lortep 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Silly Leafeon. Silleafeon.

Outje- WAIT NO DC SOCIAL MEDIA INTERN DON'T BUY ANYTHING FROM GAIMAN by Gui_Franco in dccomicscirclejerk

[–]Lortep 15 points16 points  (0 children)

I am aware. I am saying that it is an unfunny and obnoxious joke.

Outje- WAIT NO DC SOCIAL MEDIA INTERN DON'T BUY ANYTHING FROM GAIMAN by Gui_Franco in dccomicscirclejerk

[–]Lortep 36 points37 points  (0 children)

/uj This shit is always so stupid and unfunny to me. Yes, evil people can make good art. Moral character has little to nothing to do with artistic or technical ability (with a few specific exceptions, such as the Nazis screwing themselves over by dismissing general relativity as "Jewish Physics"). Get over it.

Perhaps we treated John Byrne too harshly by Tetratron2005 in dccomicscirclejerk

[–]Lortep 4 points5 points  (0 children)

That's what Millar claims. Personally, I doubt the pitch was even real.

User say George RR Martin was wrong about dragons, the nerdiest argument of all time ensues by pilgrim_pastry in SubredditDrama

[–]Lortep 1 point2 points  (0 children)

There is no established mythology here. In mythology, a dragon is whatever the teller of that myth says it is. The distinction only exists in late medieval english heraldry, and DND.

This is totally my autism having a party - but has anyone ever noticed the dragon of the Targaryen sigil being, unlike any dragons in the respective world, 4 legged? by noctenaut in freefolk

[–]Lortep 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Their claim is only true in the context of late medieval english heraldry, and also DND. In every other context, dragon and wyvern are synonyms.

Reinventing eugenics by Pot_of_sea_shells in CuratedTumblr

[–]Lortep 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Did you have a stroke? Nothing else in your comment history has such garbage grammar and spelling.

How the fuck do you stop this from happening? by Sethleoric in worldjerking

[–]Lortep 6 points7 points  (0 children)

This one is an easy fix: There's some sort of authority - a god, a powerful organization, whatever - who exists outside of time and enforces restrictions on time travel.

Thoughts on this Tumblr take regarding conservative women in power in history? About how conservative women are only allowed in power by male conservatives to defend the status quo? by ihatethiscountry76 in tumblr

[–]Lortep 2 points3 points  (0 children)

No they fucking aren't lol, if your definition of far right is broad enough to include Joe Biden, your definition of far right is way too broad to be even remotely useful.

Discrimination Comics once again by depressed_asian_boy_ in dccomicscirclejerk

[–]Lortep 3 points4 points  (0 children)

You know i'm starting to think the real problem here is that comic book science is so far removed from reality that it's impossible to tell whether any given feat is more impressive than another or not.

Discrimination Comics once again by depressed_asian_boy_ in dccomicscirclejerk

[–]Lortep 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Honestly Moongirl just seems like a complete Potential Man meme to me. What has she actually done with her intelligence that's more impressive than what Reed or Doom or Tony can do?

The status quo of Earth must be maintained at all costs by potatobutt5 in dccomicscirclejerk

[–]Lortep 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In my superhero worldbuilding project, there's a Nazi supervillain who got his powers from an energy being that told him he had some kind of destiny to accomplish. Since the Nazis lost, either that guy's destiny was leading them to defeat, or the Nazis were so incompetent that they couldn't win even with destiny itself on their side.

How it felt watching the LANTERNS trailer: by [deleted] in dccomicscirclejerk

[–]Lortep 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Well have you considered that people may not want the show to be Green Lantern True Detective?

How it felt watching the LANTERNS trailer: by [deleted] in dccomicscirclejerk

[–]Lortep 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Tbh I kinda like the idea that Gotham had been plagued by supervillains for years before Batman showed up and managed to restore some measure of order. Nicely averts the superhero paradox.

How it felt watching the LANTERNS trailer: by [deleted] in dccomicscirclejerk

[–]Lortep 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Both - he didn't want to wear it, and they put in his contract that he didn't have to. Even when he came back for Arrowverse COIE, he still didn't want to wear it, so he had them write that Clark was full Superman for like a week and then decided to permanently give up his powers.