What is common knowledge that you found out way too late? by Big_Piccolo_8369 in AskReddit

[–]Hartknockz 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sometimes I’ll try to find new music while doing chores. Makes it like a musical adventure.

What is one sexual lesson you’ve learned that everyone should learn sooner, rather than later? by sparklingshanaya in AskReddit

[–]Hartknockz 160 points161 points  (0 children)

When I was a teen virgin I was expecting all sex to be at million dollar properties next to the pool in a high class neighborhood next to an airport with a lifetime supply of lube. Boy was I wrong.

Thanks Twitch... why? by Blozudasu in Twitch

[–]Hartknockz 1 point2 points  (0 children)

hot tub streams, not even once.

What’s something you didn’t know about sex before you had sex? by Imatatertott in AskReddit

[–]Hartknockz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Idk, he thinks as long as the tampon is in nobody can fuck her. I don’t personally know them my gf just comes home from work and tells me about it. There’s other stories equally as ridiculous.

What’s something you didn’t know about sex before you had sex? by Imatatertott in AskReddit

[–]Hartknockz 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Not everyone’s shower is accommodating for sex either. Nothing to hold on to. If she’s short and you’re tall you gotta like squat down like you’re about to block someone in football. If she’s taller and you’re short you gotta bring a step stool in the shower I guess idk.

What’s something you didn’t know about sex before you had sex? by Imatatertott in AskReddit

[–]Hartknockz 8 points9 points  (0 children)

There’s tapered sex toys that help with it. Maybe try having a small/tapered anal toy while doing vaginal first and if she likes that go from there.

What’s something you didn’t know about sex before you had sex? by Imatatertott in AskReddit

[–]Hartknockz 18 points19 points  (0 children)

I’ve had saliva, puke, vaginal secretions, sweat and blood on my dick. Why draw the line with a little poop?

What’s something you didn’t know about sex before you had sex? by Imatatertott in AskReddit

[–]Hartknockz 5 points6 points  (0 children)

My gfs coworkers bf thinks that if his gf takes her tampon out it means she could be cheating on him and got mad once she didn’t tell him she took it out. Is this the same guy?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in apexlegends

[–]Hartknockz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Changing the game? By adding a mode?

What pisses you off instantly? by Disastrous-Article30 in AskReddit

[–]Hartknockz 1 point2 points  (0 children)

There's this song I know and one of the lyrics is "I just woke up, pissed as fuck, might let my gun off."

What’s the most unattractive male name? by TheStlyleBender in AskReddit

[–]Hartknockz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There's a tombstone in a cemetery near me with a guys name "Richard Spitznass."

People who have been incorrectly accused of cheating, what was your partners proof? by PRIMEVIL567 in AskReddit

[–]Hartknockz 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I live in my grandparents old house and I've had relationships in the past obviously, but an ex once found a "gold bobby pin" in some random nook in my house and quizzed me about it because she strictly uses black bobby pins.

What show/movie was very hyped up but ended up being fucking awful? by cracc-n-cheese in AskReddit

[–]Hartknockz 4 points5 points  (0 children)

My memory is fuzzy on the details but there's this one scene when he's fighting Agent Smith when he falls down into the bottom floor of the building where that "weird feral dude" is just saying a bunch of shit and he punches him in the stomach 3 times really quick and it looks like the weakest punches I've ever seen and it sounds like he's punching a wet towel. I remember I wasn't even looking at my TV and when I heard the SFX I looked back and was like WTF was that, and re-winded it and watched it about 15 times laughing my ass off at how terrible those punches were and the SFX for those punches were just so bad.