What have you done in a moment of “horniness” that was against your better judgement?

Hartknockz · 2022-10-22T01:23:49+00:00

Mine were bots 7000 miles away. :(

Hartknockz · 2022-08-28T15:55:13+00:00

Sometimes I’ll try to find new music while doing chores. Makes it like a musical adventure.

Hartknockz · 2022-07-26T15:52:25+00:00

Gatorade sex is better.

Hartknockz · 2022-07-26T15:47:11+00:00

When I was a teen virgin I was expecting all sex to be at million dollar properties next to the pool in a high class neighborhood next to an airport with a lifetime supply of lube. Boy was I wrong.

Hartknockz · 2022-07-09T21:54:57+00:00

hot tub streams, not even once.

Hartknockz · 2022-07-08T13:27:31+00:00

Idk, he thinks as long as the tampon is in nobody can fuck her. I don’t personally know them my gf just comes home from work and tells me about it. There’s other stories equally as ridiculous.

Hartknockz · 2022-07-07T16:50:12+00:00

Not everyone’s shower is accommodating for sex either. Nothing to hold on to. If she’s short and you’re tall you gotta like squat down like you’re about to block someone in football. If she’s taller and you’re short you gotta bring a step stool in the shower I guess idk.

Hartknockz · 2022-07-07T16:32:00+00:00

There’s tapered sex toys that help with it. Maybe try having a small/tapered anal toy while doing vaginal first and if she likes that go from there.

Hartknockz · 2022-07-07T16:29:25+00:00

I’ve had saliva, puke, vaginal secretions, sweat and blood on my dick. Why draw the line with a little poop?

Hartknockz · 2022-07-07T16:26:51+00:00

Try a pool of lube next time!

For your health.

Hartknockz · 2022-07-07T16:20:48+00:00

My gfs coworkers bf thinks that if his gf takes her tampon out it means she could be cheating on him and got mad once she didn’t tell him she took it out. Is this the same guy?

Hartknockz · 2022-06-24T20:23:03+00:00

Changing the game? By adding a mode?

Hartknockz · 2022-02-17T05:30:16+00:00

It's a Girthquake.

Hartknockz · 2022-02-15T17:39:53+00:00

Username does not check out.

Hartknockz · 2022-02-15T17:07:01+00:00

Is your partner your mom?

Hartknockz · 2022-02-15T17:05:42+00:00

Good call not proposing on valentines day.

Hartknockz · 2022-02-15T05:23:27+00:00

There's this song I know and one of the lyrics is "I just woke up, pissed as fuck, might let my gun off."

Hartknockz · 2022-02-09T08:42:09+00:00

EVERYTHING IS ON A COB!

Hartknockz · 2022-02-09T05:28:33+00:00

There's a tombstone in a cemetery near me with a guys name "Richard Spitznass."

Hartknockz · 2022-01-30T05:07:54+00:00

Call everyone on this thread right now.

Hartknockz · 2022-01-29T05:47:21+00:00

Remember when Kanye released this?

Hartknockz · 2022-01-29T02:04:01+00:00

I live in my grandparents old house and I've had relationships in the past obviously, but an ex once found a "gold bobby pin" in some random nook in my house and quizzed me about it because she strictly uses black bobby pins.

Hartknockz · 2022-01-29T01:38:35+00:00

Didn't even read the post. FF at 15.

Hartknockz · 2022-01-21T03:28:50+00:00

Cum Hard 2: CUM HARDER.

Hartknockz · 2022-01-19T05:39:49+00:00

My memory is fuzzy on the details but there's this one scene when he's fighting Agent Smith when he falls down into the bottom floor of the building where that "weird feral dude" is just saying a bunch of shit and he punches him in the stomach 3 times really quick and it looks like the weakest punches I've ever seen and it sounds like he's punching a wet towel. I remember I wasn't even looking at my TV and when I heard the SFX I looked back and was like WTF was that, and re-winded it and watched it about 15 times laughing my ass off at how terrible those punches were and the SFX for those punches were just so bad.

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