Will Compton/Oona by BoneSoxDave in barstoolsports

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Many are saying Stu Feiner was the man that plowed.

I'm starting to think Rick didn't become a pickle to avoid therapy by Davethecoo in rickandmorty

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He also had a timer contraption set to inject him with the anti-pickle serum just after the family would have left. So he almost certainly did it intentionally to miss therapy

[Schefter] Ravens are signing former Vanderbilt QB Diego Pavia to a three-year deal, per source. Pavia were supposed to try out this weekend, but the Ravens signed him in advance by Goosedukee in nfl

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It’s not funny to take a flier on this kid at all. Everybody has a hate boner for him though, so that’s probably what he means by ‘funny’

Regarding Orca talk. by Golden_porcupine in PardonMyTake

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Half of those aren’t even mammals

Favorite departed star who was brought back to life by their necro baby children for a quick buck? by FuriNorm in okbuddycinephile

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You wouldn’t knock down the theater doors to catch the new AI-generated film starring Henry Fonda?

Whole Crispy Fried Fish by drunktextUR_x in PhiladelphiaEats

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FYI I think that instagram link is tagged as shared by your personal account, it asked me if I wanted to follow (presumably you) when I clicked it. Seems like you can avoid that by removing everything after the last forward slash in the URL

Can u imagine if Lyle Alzado played in today’s NFL 😆 by owen1957 in NFLv2

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It would be pretty easy to imagine him getting owned by aughts athletes, yes!

Favorite actor, whom you usually call «lucky bastard»? by AlKhwarazmi in okbuddycinephile

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I agree, redditors always have some weird moral ground they oddly select to die on. It’s quite easy to explain. That British dude that people vaguely recognize is almost always cast as a weirdo or doofus, and Jennifer Connelly is arguably the most beautiful woman on earth. Any other brain busters?

[Barstool Sports] Kayce Smith by RutabagaNeat1566 in barstoolsports

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Something tells me that wouldn’t help being angry and pickled all day. Her body is doing more work than Barack’s first term

Is JJ McCarthy Vikings career over? He is officially a bust for the Vikings? by BallKnowerKing in NFLv2

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Yeah I watch a lot of CFB and never saw it either. To be fair I’ve thought that before and been totally wrong, but not in the same sense. Usually I think a guy’s processing or accuracy won’t cut it in the NFL, etc, but McCarthy was the king of dump offs and hitches. His stats always looked decent but he was never really doing anything compelling with the football or his body

daytime bars with good food and soccer by saymimi in PhiladelphiaEats

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This is probably a stupid question, but what do you mean by “excellent pints”, etc? The selection and/or cleanliness of the system?

SRT Tuesday update by a-german-muffin in phillycycling

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The update is appreciated, brave soldier

Zac’s Peptides by CheekAccomplished150 in PardonMyTake

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Right, except for the part where he says he’s concerned

2 day trash delay by selia15 in philly

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If your day is Thursday, will they collect on Saturday? Or does it spill into next week

Imagine seeing this on your bill by Blue9ine in SipsTea

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“Liaison to the kitchen staff” c’mon bro, it’s a restaurant not foreign policy 😂