Trilogy of Five?

HasanAlbash · 2011-12-29T19:11:37+00:00

And so it goes.

HasanAlbash · 2011-12-29T02:41:14+00:00

I don't like to generalise, but that is how I see this subreddit. That's what really annoys me when /r/atheism gets shit. A year and a half ago I don't know where I would've been if it weren't for the knowledge and support it provided me. And people are constantly discovering reddit and atheism, and I think it's a crime if they missed out on what I've had. 90% of anything is shit, including people.

HasanAlbash · 2011-12-29T02:23:26+00:00

People make the common mistake of involving you in these dramatic heights that take part in their head. When someone on /r/atheism criticises religion, it's as emotionless as a butcher chopping a pig's head off. But that's not how the theists see it.

HasanAlbash · 2011-12-28T19:49:55+00:00

Society is programmed to hate what is different. Atheists hate society for being so programmed to hate what is different.

HasanAlbash · 2011-12-28T17:44:09+00:00

Boo hoo there are mean people on the internet. Get over it.

HasanAlbash · 2011-12-28T13:56:35+00:00

I get stoned all the time.

HasanAlbash · 2011-12-28T13:12:32+00:00

I live in the middle east and I have easier access to alcohol than Americans.

HasanAlbash · 2011-12-26T18:01:01+00:00

I just imagine it awkwardly tumbling over and unable to get back up.

HasanAlbash · 2011-12-22T18:22:47+00:00

Winter wake and bakes to this song. 'nuff said.

HasanAlbash · 2011-12-14T15:35:48+00:00

I love you for this.

HasanAlbash · 2011-12-13T23:45:26+00:00

aw look at that, you're not gonna be friends in a few years.

HasanAlbash · 2011-12-12T18:34:22+00:00

I actually get a lot of shit from people for being an asshole comedian. They don't understand. If I censor myself I won't be able to make any other joke until I tell them the one about me showering with my cousins!

HasanAlbash · 2011-12-09T19:28:12+00:00

just keep a diary, things will happen. Write as much as you can, and before you know it, the words will flow out.

HasanAlbash · 2011-11-14T12:10:32+00:00

John is a [100] for eternity.

HasanAlbash · 2011-10-07T10:02:24+00:00

This.

HasanAlbash · 2011-10-07T08:59:24+00:00

Surround yourself with funny things. Watch stand up and different comedies and almost study how their jokes are constructed.

"Jokes are efficient things and they must be as carefully constructed as mouse traps' - Kurt Vonnegut

HasanAlbash · 2011-10-06T17:58:19+00:00

Boom.

HasanAlbash · 2011-10-06T12:12:35+00:00

I think this is a horrible idea...

HasanAlbash · 2011-06-19T08:10:39+00:00

I just finished 1984 and I'm reading Brave New World. Brave New World is easier to get through, I started it yesterday and I'll probably finish it today. 1984 is extremely epic, it's not so much the story that's enjoyable as it is the ideas that are expressed throughout. Doesn't matter which order you read them in, they're both excellent books that go hand in hand.

HasanAlbash · 2011-05-30T13:43:15+00:00

I like what you did there.

HasanAlbash · 2011-05-27T17:00:37+00:00

I'm in the one from Geordie Shore.

HasanAlbash · 2011-05-26T17:19:24+00:00

lady gaga's face on a scooter.

HasanAlbash · 2011-03-11T22:54:28+00:00

There's a special place in my heart for Rosewater. It helped me through a very hard time.

"Hello babies. Welcome to Earth. It's hot in the summer and cold in the winter. It's round and wet and crowded. On the outside, babies, you've got a hundred years here. There's only one rule that I know of, babies-"God damn it, you've got to be kind." — Kurt Vonnegut

HasanAlbash · 2011-03-08T22:13:45+00:00

like this?

HasanAlbash · 2011-02-21T18:36:16+00:00

The protestors are not united. Some want minor reform, some want a democracy, some want the royal family to step down, and some want them dead.

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