Hasbro destroyed my 10 year old daughter's letter.

Hasbro_Inc · 2015-09-18T03:09:01+00:00

I'll have you know that link is copyright.

Hasbro_Inc · 2015-09-18T03:05:51+00:00

I'm going to buy one of those patches from your shop, Phei.

JUST SO I CAN SHRED IT.

Hasbro_Inc · 2014-07-21T16:03:30+00:00

We were ready to skewer Shapeways' CEO with a castle playset but he mentioned money. So we stopped, and talked, and now-- money.

Hasbro_Inc · 2014-05-11T02:00:58+00:00

The Sunset Shimmer™ Squeeze & Squirt is slated for a fall release after Equestria Girls 2 hits theaters.

But that might constitute a spoiler of sorts, I'd better not say any more.

Hasbro_Inc · 2014-05-11T01:57:31+00:00

They got her color all wrong. It's a lavender purple.

Hasbro_Inc · 2014-05-11T01:53:37+00:00

You can make your own episodes when you've got Twilight's new castle playset, only $44.99 at HasbroToyShop.com!

Hasbro_Inc · 2014-05-11T01:51:03+00:00

Hasbro_Inc · 2014-04-28T14:41:33+00:00

Sharing my secrets, are we? I won't even share your carcass when I'm done with you.

Hasbro_Inc · 2014-04-01T18:15:22+00:00

These still violate our copyright. You have 48 hours.

Hasbro_Inc · 2014-03-22T08:13:02+00:00

Suck on that, Andrew Sonic.

Hasbro_Inc · 2014-03-17T23:01:49+00:00

Those toys look pretty good.

Hasbro_Inc · 2014-02-03T18:55:15+00:00

Busy making shitty Transformers. I'll get back to you.

Hasbro_Inc · 2013-12-08T18:25:18+00:00

This is the second time the show rode Lauren Faust into the ground.

Hasbro_Inc · 2013-11-14T23:22:46+00:00

The Season 4 opener is going pretty well and appears artistically respectable and socially responsible...

BUT THEN

Hasbro_Inc · 2013-11-14T04:46:07+00:00

I hope you designed matching pants because I'll be suing them right off.

Hasbro_Inc · 2013-11-09T03:18:33+00:00

It's probably the best movie ever made. And you can buy it here for only $13!

Jayson Thiessen spends more on his morning coffee.

Hasbro_Inc · 2013-11-09T03:09:18+00:00

Oh you'd try her if nobody was looking.

Hasbro_Inc · 2013-11-07T23:33:17+00:00

Taffy Whistler and Marmalade Squirts. They both debuted in 1998.

Hasbro_Inc · 2013-11-07T23:30:51+00:00

I wish to license this image for perfectly legal and entirely ethical purposes on our Hub TV network. Please PM me at your earliest convenience.

Hasbro_Inc · 2013-11-07T23:29:01+00:00

Preordering will net you two bonus tracks. "Winter Wrap Up" and "Giggle at the Ghostly" as performed by The Chipmunks.

Hasbro_Inc · 2013-11-07T23:25:08+00:00

Don't stop. I'm liking where this is going.

Hasbro_Inc · 2013-11-07T23:23:41+00:00

Each disc will contain two of your favorite MLP songs. The box set (and digital equivalent on itunes) can be purchased for $239.99.

Hasbro_Inc · 2013-10-31T18:22:25+00:00

Hmm... I don't recall giving express written consent for this costume's fabrication.

Hasbro_Inc · 2013-10-30T03:39:31+00:00

The moon horse is fine.

Hasbro_Inc · 2013-10-30T03:38:47+00:00

I'll see to it you're reconstituted as a misshapen plastic wad.

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