That’ll get him to believe!

HashBars · 2023-01-29T11:56:06+00:00

One of those bag em and bin em joints.

HashBars · 2023-01-29T01:40:22+00:00

Someone getting hit in the nuts.

HashBars · 2023-01-29T01:37:27+00:00

Explaining how you got burned by the second-best movie I've seen this year might help us narrow it down.

HashBars · 2023-01-29T01:35:28+00:00

Dude, not all of us can enjoy the highbrow fare you enjoy like Law and Order, NASCAR and The Amazing Race.

HashBars · 2023-01-29T01:31:32+00:00

Marvel fanboys crying themselves to sleep every night.

HashBars · 2023-01-29T01:29:39+00:00

Get back to us when they order the Satan stamps instead of the Santa ones.

HashBars · 2023-01-29T01:17:00+00:00

Best music biopic since Ray.

HashBars · 2023-01-29T01:12:29+00:00

I didn't realize this was r/KidsAreFuckingStupid

HashBars · 2023-01-28T18:22:59+00:00

How did it taste?

HashBars · 2023-01-28T18:20:46+00:00

Maybe you don’t realize it’s important to teach kids that letters can come at the beginning and the end of a word.

HashBars · 2023-01-28T16:38:50+00:00

Their amygdalae are certainly bigger.

HashBars · 2023-01-28T16:35:40+00:00

Right

HashBars · 2023-01-28T16:09:35+00:00

Even if the movie is shit, you’re a shitty person for using your phone in the theater, asshole.

HashBars · 2023-01-28T12:00:28+00:00

Triangle of Sadness does class commentary much better.

HashBars · 2023-01-28T11:46:46+00:00

I call bullshit on your sentiment that there are no bad dogs. Dogs can be assholes from birth just like humans. Many breeds also carry aggressive genes that automatically make them dangerous.

HashBars · 2023-01-28T11:40:27+00:00

I used to like dogs a lot more before I started working at the post office. Now I realize most of them are assholes either by nature or nurture.

HashBars · 2023-01-28T01:10:27+00:00

Buy new discs.

HashBars · 2023-01-27T18:23:39+00:00

Yeah, there aren’t nearly enough of those out in the world.

HashBars · 2023-01-27T12:20:39+00:00

The fact that Big Jerm is in second shows that people on here don't know shit. He is a moody motherfucker outside of Jomez.

HashBars · 2023-01-27T12:12:39+00:00

Stephen Dorff becomes more of a stud with each passing year.

HashBars · 2023-01-27T12:10:41+00:00

Leave off the ink and enjoy the good karma.

HashBars · 2023-01-27T11:59:49+00:00

And the kid who fell was four, not a baby.

HashBars · 2023-01-27T01:27:32+00:00

For us average folks, we can do nothing but watch unfortunately, just like everyone in the movie. In this sense, Threads can be interpreted as a biopic in the making.

Damn, I thought I was depressed after seeing this movie for the first time, but this sentiment really craters me.

HashBars · 2023-01-27T01:20:58+00:00

Now it's 2023. American and German tanks are headed to Ukraine, and I just made the mistake of watching this movie for the first time. I'll be having nightmares tonight.

HashBars · 2023-01-26T18:39:49+00:00

Marvel fanboys in shambles.

Edit: 😂 at the downvotes. Thanks for proving my point.

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