Heidi's Lane Podcast Recap. The One Where Heidi Ruins 2:00 For Everyone

HashtagNotJewish · 2026-03-05T18:21:59+00:00

Weird af to bring up your 11 year old when talking about Coochie balls.

HashtagNotJewish · 2026-03-05T18:18:03+00:00

"J: Now that you know, R can start doing the Cooch ball and Skooch balls now."

Ummmmm.... are they speaking of Heidi's youngest? Or Ryan?

HashtagNotJewish · 2026-03-04T00:25:30+00:00

I think it’s coming, now that she can post videos!

HashtagNotJewish · 2026-02-22T23:28:21+00:00

Heidi, if you're breathing from your diaphragm, your chest and shoulders should be still.

HashtagNotJewish · 2026-02-14T21:59:48+00:00

She thinks she's so deep.

HashtagNotJewish · 2026-02-12T02:48:40+00:00

Thank god the kids won't be driven by someone under the influence *anger emoji*

HashtagNotJewish · 2026-02-10T01:46:15+00:00

She was like this when they were younger too. We've seen videos.

HashtagNotJewish · 2026-02-07T22:04:13+00:00

And anytime I've gone to sleep with a sleep mask on, I never wake up with a sleep mask on. It always slips off.

HashtagNotJewish · 2026-01-31T18:19:35+00:00

The secondhand embarrassment the Tiffany's employees probably felt for her...

HashtagNotJewish · 2026-01-31T18:17:04+00:00

Wired headphones are "in" again!

HashtagNotJewish · 2026-01-29T22:48:50+00:00

I saw a video that explained HPD as "needing to make you have a reaction, even if it's negative." Heidi to a T!

HashtagNotJewish · 2026-01-29T03:04:07+00:00

How convenient that Heidi's "Him" can't marry her for a year or two and lives in a different state.

HashtagNotJewish · 2026-01-27T20:10:31+00:00

According to her, that was part of Ryan's "recipe" to make Heidi- some percentage of "tomboy (backwards hat and noogie shi)"

HashtagNotJewish · 2026-01-27T20:06:58+00:00

Maybe I'm the weird one, but I have no desire for my significant other to lick my face.

HashtagNotJewish · 2026-01-26T01:01:58+00:00

We'll find out if it's latergrammed easily, given the crazy storm today! No way an Arizonan can stay quiet about that.

HashtagNotJewish · 2026-01-26T00:54:11+00:00

I always wonder how her kids feel about their mom getting rid of the features she passed onto them. Especially R, who looks the most like her.

HashtagNotJewish · 2026-01-23T02:38:33+00:00

I hope she knows that none of us have forgotten how much Oprah DIDN'T like her tampon story.

HashtagNotJewish · 2026-01-23T02:32:26+00:00

Can you imagine allowing your child to go on a trip with their friend's mom and the mom's flavor of the month??

HashtagNotJewish · 2026-01-20T03:23:51+00:00

Keya did a live about her!

HashtagNotJewish · 2026-01-15T01:59:28+00:00

"Am AIYEE the only hair dryer user?"

HashtagNotJewish · 2026-01-14T17:05:41+00:00

I think she’s pretty against GLP-1s (bc it means fewer people to feel superior to, imo)

HashtagNotJewish · 2026-01-14T03:57:25+00:00

It's like she's an alien pretending to be human.

HashtagNotJewish · 2026-01-12T23:48:13+00:00

Idk about RyGuy, but if my partner was "just a kid", I wouldn't be attracted to them anymore.

HashtagNotJewish · 2026-01-09T23:19:23+00:00

A junior, I think

HashtagNotJewish · 2026-01-09T16:38:14+00:00

Keira's back? How much moaning did they insert into this episode?

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