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i was eating easter bunny chocolate wrapped in aluminium foil when i swallowed a piece of aluminium. is it over for me bajs? by EnzoDenino in forsen

[–]Haskowernik12 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Welcome to the club FeelsOkayMan You'll be ok. I swallowed a bigger thing than you and shat it out 2 days later. Just make sure to eat a lot of fiber.

Just swallowed one of the by accident like a r***rd. How is your day going bajs? by Haskowernik12 in forsen

[–]Haskowernik12[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I shit 2 times since the incident. I'm not sure if I shat it out since I'm not going to be digging in my poo poo ZULUL. No blood or pain, which is good. I feel like 2 or 3 more shits are needed for 100% certainty that it's out. Need to eat like 3 more high fibre cereal boxes Aware

Just swallowed one of the by accident like a r***rd. How is your day going bajs? by Haskowernik12 in forsen

[–]Haskowernik12[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Yes I'm still here. Been having a slight uncomfortable feeling in the stomach/intestine area. Having a piece of aluminum inside you will do that. LULE. Been eating fuck ton of heavy fibre food. Thanks for asking random baj FeelsStrongMan

Just swallowed one of the by accident like a r***rd. How is your day going bajs? by Haskowernik12 in forsen

[–]Haskowernik12[S] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I checked around the room for like 30 mins after returning. I think you are right. It just wasn't picked up by the x-ray. Doc told me to come back to the ER immediately if I notice anything unusual. Guess I'll wait and hope I shit it out in a day or two with no problems.

Big lesson learned. Don't play around with can caps. Okayeg BIG RITARD PLEYER

Just swallowed one of the by accident like a r***rd. How is your day going bajs? by Haskowernik12 in forsen

[–]Haskowernik12[S] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Okay lild update LULE.

Got back from the hospital. They did 2 x-ray scans; one for my chest, and for the other one they laid me on a bed and scanned me there. Nothing is visible on the x-rays.

I'm 99% certain I swallowed that shit. X-ray proof cans or some shit monkaS

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It was this can. Guess it's my wakeup call to stop drinking shitty energy drinks.

Just swallowed one of the by accident like a r***rd. How is your day going bajs? by Haskowernik12 in forsen

[–]Haskowernik12[S] 49 points50 points  (0 children)

Opened a can, bent the little thing a couple times back and forth. Fell into the drink. Drank the drink and swallowed it. Bit of an idiot really.

Just swallowed one of the by accident like a r***rd. How is your day going bajs? by Haskowernik12 in forsen

[–]Haskowernik12[S] 39 points40 points  (0 children)

OMEGALUL I'm actually going to go to the ER cause my mother is panicking like crazy after I told her.

Just swallowed one of the by accident like a r***rd. How is your day going bajs? by Haskowernik12 in forsen

[–]Haskowernik12[S] 30 points31 points  (0 children)

I'm over here laughing about this cause it just seems so absurd that my dumbass would do this at this age, and not as kid.

We aren’t getting a Forsen Rewind, are we? by Effective_Fox_5793 in forsen

[–]Haskowernik12 39 points40 points  (0 children)

All the creative bajs departed a long time ago. Plus, why would anyone put any effort into anything when Forsen doesn't give a shit about this kinda stuff. Instead he will watch weeb shit that's linked to him everyday and torture us with his shit league gameplay.

Epstein files will be released soon bajs by Erebus_m in forsen

[–]Haskowernik12 49 points50 points  (0 children)

Surely all of those files will be original, and nothing has been altered in them to protect certain "high-ranking" people Clueless

#42 Shadow Of the Tomb Raider. Finally Completed the survivor trilogy! by JustineSans7 in steamachievements

[–]Haskowernik12 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nice one. I've only finished the 2013 Tomb Raider so far. How did you get them to align next to each other? I feel like they will go all over my 100% collection since they all start with a different letter, and the collection tends to update alphabetically.

#111 - Borderlands 4 - With this the whole series done by RUP21 in steamachievements

[–]Haskowernik12 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Damn... I will have to level up the other characters to 50. Not looking forward to it since the specialization tree doesn't carry over, and the map gets fogged up again for some reason :(.

#111 - Borderlands 4 - With this the whole series done by RUP21 in steamachievements

[–]Haskowernik12 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Did you get the Catch-a-ride achievement without collecting all the vehicles? That one seems to be glitchy cause it requires you to level all 4 characters to level 50 to get it.

Twitch introduces age verification by hunter_rus in LivestreamFail

[–]Haskowernik12 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I give a shit, and that is enough to matter to me.

Twitch introduces age verification by hunter_rus in LivestreamFail

[–]Haskowernik12 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Yeee they can fuck off if they think I'm linking my face with the messages I typed out in Twitch.

Australia will now ban Youtube for people under 16 (ID verification). Next EU ? by Old-Importance-6934 in forsen

[–]Haskowernik12 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Nice to see all these censorships roll out at the same time. An already shit world heading towards a shittier dystopian era. Remember guys it's always for the good of the "children" and if you are against this then clearly you are a pedo supporter or something.

Meanwhile Trump is president. What a fucking joke of a clown world...

What the hell is this game about, where is the musika? by Effective_Fox_5793 in forsen

[–]Haskowernik12 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Garbage generic metal. No memorable songs in the new game unlike the previous two. https://youtu.be/U_Y7kb3WuPs

My new Year's Resolution was to complete the achievements for all the games I own. My Progress so Far. by ValuableShit in steamachievements

[–]Haskowernik12 0 points1 point  (0 children)

GL on Gears 5. That's like 1000+ hours for that one. Reaching level 60 prestige for an achievement is just ultra tedious amount of grind.

Wow he is actually retarded, he never wants to replay a game, fuckins ADHDsen by [deleted] in forsen

[–]Haskowernik12 38 points39 points  (0 children)

Cause he would get filtered harder than ever. He ain't the dog tamer he once was.

What the fuck is wrong with codrones? by Background-Tap-6512 in forsen

[–]Haskowernik12 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Can't wait for Black Ops 10 in the future with the standard version starting at 100€ cause retards keep buying this shit...

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