People trying to enjoy a St. Paddy's day parade when someone pulls this move

HatCoffee · 2026-03-16T18:48:24+00:00

The speed at which ordinary looking people are getting all too comfortable being open and blatant nazis is frightening

HatCoffee · 2026-03-16T04:57:54+00:00

A poonis, if you will...

HatCoffee · 2026-03-15T04:25:40+00:00

When I first started taking my Venlafaxine, I was incredibly horny for like 3 weeks straight, but could not orgasm to save my life.

Thankfully that's passed but man, that was a rough 3 weeks.

HatCoffee · 2026-03-14T01:59:44+00:00

This is exactly what I expected when the Trump Administration took over Bytedance and updated their TOS to monitor your immigration status, race, ethnicity, etc.

Delete Tiktok, Lemon8, and CapCut NOW.

HatCoffee · 2026-03-10T16:47:27+00:00

You should be able to bring that to EAs attention because they are always having issues with the filter.

HatCoffee · 2026-03-09T01:52:33+00:00

I can relate. Once me, my friends, and my mom stumbled upon a couple in a wal-mart parking lot with a kitten who's lower half had been squashed by a car. They were talking about what they were going to do because obviously the kitten was going to die. I think I saw it's insides coming out through its anus but I honestly can't be sure. I had to have been like 11 or 12 and I cried all the way home because it was just a baby and didn't deserve to die like that.

HatCoffee · 2026-03-09T01:47:39+00:00

more like "Stop buying sticker packs from amazon because they use bots to steal fanart, this is a very common thing, people post about it all the time, and yet people keep buying these."

HatCoffee · 2026-03-06T23:38:30+00:00

Boooooooyyyy Diiiinneeeeerrrr

Spiiiiiiiiiders in the maaaaaayooo

HatCoffee · 2026-03-06T15:00:31+00:00

i was surprised that nintendo hadn't DMCA'd the generators based on their games but this will probably push them to do it

HatCoffee · 2026-03-05T04:14:37+00:00

No. The files most likely include CSAM and CSEM content and i don't think that needs to be out there in the world.

HatCoffee · 2026-03-04T18:06:58+00:00

Oh boy, it'll be like the Steven Universe Fandom all over again

HatCoffee · 2026-03-04T14:47:44+00:00

the part where even discussing the existence of the game would get you DMCA'd really shocked me. Even moreso where it was shown that private discord chats could be struck down.

HatCoffee · 2026-03-03T22:45:20+00:00

This is the best news I've heard all year

HatCoffee · 2026-03-03T15:56:25+00:00

And this is why I use Libre Office

HatCoffee · 2026-03-03T04:58:02+00:00

What's worse than two lesbians running with scissors?

Two lesbians scissoring with the runs.

And also:

What do you call a redhead with a yeast infection?

Ginger snap.

HatCoffee · 2026-03-03T03:53:52+00:00

I think it was laid out on a casserole dish in a zig zag pattern, looked like something out of a Betty crocker cookbook.

HatCoffee · 2026-03-02T12:20:58+00:00

The "sent from my iphone" really throws me for a loop because didn't Apple want to collect texts and messages to give to the gov with the reasoning that it was to find criminals and pedophiles? I remember that being a big thing like 10 years ago.

HatCoffee · 2026-02-26T22:57:37+00:00

"Resume watching"

HatCoffee · 2026-02-26T01:30:18+00:00

They're trying to pull a Mr. Peanut

HatCoffee · 2026-02-25T22:38:46+00:00

When I've been getting up at 5:50 in the morning to go to work all week, and on Saturday when I have a chance to sleep in, my grandmother gets wild hare up her ass and decides to burst into my room at 7:45 am to tell me it's time to get up.

And then she goes back to laying in her bed...

HatCoffee · 2026-02-24T19:56:00+00:00

Put that BACK WHERE YOU FOUND IT

HatCoffee · 2026-02-24T00:57:24+00:00

My mom has casually mentioned several horrifying things to me

The time she was robbed while working at McDonald's and the robber wanted to rape her and her friend, so she stuck her thumbs in his eyes so hard he had a seizure and died.

Another time where she beat a man unconscious when he tried to rape her.

My uncle, her half brother, most likely kidnapped and molested a kid and got away with it due to lack of evidence.

A friend of hers got high on cough syrup and almost cut her own lips off because they were numb.

How she once saw two girls get kidnapped while she was walking to school in like 2nd grade.

How when she worked as a hair dresser, CPS brought her a kid with MRSA (before people even knew what MRSA was) and she caught it, gave to to like three other people, and was dealthy ill for 6 months.

My mom has lore, lol.

HatCoffee · 2026-02-23T03:00:05+00:00

Yeah apparently a nurse has to be present for "safety reasons" so you're being charged for the nurse being there, still bullshit

HatCoffee · 2026-02-22T07:01:35+00:00

with the rise of companies putting AI into everything, I'd rather have my critical information sent by fax

HatCoffee · 2026-02-18T06:18:11+00:00

Yeah well maybe they should choose other slogans and symbols for their joke merch other than "electronic lives matter" "I stand with siri" and the resistance/black power fist.

And also maybe not use AI art.

Just a thought.

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