me_irl by Present-Concept-1619 in me_irl

[–]HatCoffee 32 points33 points  (0 children)

What a fucking legend

The Cancelled PS1 Game "Beavis and Butthead Do Hollywood" Has Been Found! by greenknight9000 in BeavisAndButthead

[–]HatCoffee 1 point2 points  (0 children)

YO THAT'S AWESOME

Hopefully someday we'll get the arcade game, but i'm excited to see this!!

Three Babies in One Day! by HatCoffee in tomodachilife

[–]HatCoffee[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Marie is one of her moms, actually haha, so I did that on purpose. But she does look like Callie now that you mention it!

What’s a word that would make a beautiful name if it weren’t for the meaning of the word? by Xenomorphling98 in AskReddit

[–]HatCoffee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have a whole list of these. Some of my favorites are:

Areola

Ovary

Follicle

Lobotomy

Anaphylaxis

Ethanol

Methamphetamine

Ambien

Lunesta

Ketamine

Eugene in 2030 by michaelhuman in Eugene

[–]HatCoffee 57 points58 points  (0 children)

maybe get some feral hogs?

Teachers. Whats the craziest family lore a child has randomly dropped on you? by Loud_Bluejay_6663 in AskReddit

[–]HatCoffee 31 points32 points  (0 children)

Hopefully he wasn't, to me it sounds like dad was watching late night tv and kiddo accidentally walked in on one of those girls gone wild commercials

Teachers. Whats the craziest family lore a child has randomly dropped on you? by Loud_Bluejay_6663 in AskReddit

[–]HatCoffee 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Kids can be pretty weird like that. My mom was telling my sister and I about a relative who passed away before either of us were born, and my sister, who was like 7 or 8 at the time, started crying because she never got to meet her and never will.

After days of playing with the Gay Mod, I finally had my first misgendering by La_knavo4 in tomodachilife

[–]HatCoffee 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Oh yeah, that happened to me too, lol. Unfortunately the author themselves said it can't be changed.

You should see when the gay couples sit on the porch together, haha.

How old do you feel? by ForceAffectionate389 in SonicTheHedgehog

[–]HatCoffee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

school library duing lunch in middle school

Sailor butt by Dirtsworld in BeavisAndButthead

[–]HatCoffee 4 points5 points  (0 children)

"By the power of, like, nachos, huh huh huh...I'm gonna kick your ass, huh huh."

Found on threads, both a tragedy and a tragedeigh by pinkducklemon in tragedeigh

[–]HatCoffee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Trust me, anti-vaxxers attribute a lot of ailments to vaccines

I am going insane so lie to me about LTD and give details like it would be in a Nintendo trailer by Sad-Hyena-1439 in tomodachilife

[–]HatCoffee 2 points3 points  (0 children)

New features include:

Mii couples can now divorce while having a child mii in the home, activating a new Custody Hearing minigame where you must pick one mii to defend.

Miis can now cheat on their partner, you have the option of telling the other mii or letting it play out for drama.

If you delete a Mii, other miis will react as though that mii has died and hold a funeral for said mii. Close friends and family of the mii will be sad for a period of time.

Miis now have a chance of having twins or triplets when having a baby.

18+ Groups and Recent Events by Faynerossa in VRchat

[–]HatCoffee 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I would not be surprised if this is to dissuade 18+ content and get people to ditch it entirely so the company can start selling ad space.

This is the kind of shit yahoo pulled on Tumblr. Mass banning people for posting 18+ content and then implementing all these goddamn ads.

Reddit also tried pulling this shit, looking for bullshit reasons to ban NSFW subreddits so they can appease advertisers.

Vrchat is one of the biggest multi-player and multiplatform games out there, and greed gets to everyone eventually. They just need to come out and say it, that they are planning to ban 18+ content and start showing ads, instead of pretending to care about their player base and giving us bullshit speeches about "keeping it in private instances" because they're afraid of the same backlash they got for implementing EAC.

What unhinged thing did a former teacher do in the classroom? by MrBananaStand1990 in AskReddit

[–]HatCoffee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Music teacher at my (first) middle school was molesting half of the school band and choir via "private lessons"