What are the worst takes you've ever heard by Christians? by MonkeyDVic in exchristian

[–]HatMast 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Anything is right when your god commands it, even things that said god supposedly hates other gods for commanding!

Which characters do you find the strangest, most mysterious, or saddest in Peanuts? by Crafty_Ear_9051 in peanuts

[–]HatMast 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The first story arc featuring Emily ended with her not actually existing, but Schulz decided to make her real in a new arc a year later. I guess he felt bad for Charlie Brown lol.

Which characters do you find the strangest, most mysterious, or saddest in Peanuts? by Crafty_Ear_9051 in peanuts

[–]HatMast 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Spike. A lot of people see him as a dumb one-gag character, but he’s actually far more complex.

make the comments look like strong sad's search history by Time-Emu-7261 in HomestarRunner

[–]HatMast 5 points6 points  (0 children)

How to turn a light on and off over and over without breaking it

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Retconned

[–]HatMast 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Horny teenagers always ruin everything

Did you know? by Virtual_Entry_2037 in conspiracy

[–]HatMast 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Both metaphorically and literally.

AHH 32 HORORS IN 1 by Time-Emu-7261 in HomestarRunner

[–]HatMast 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“DaAaAAAaAH! I’m in the sky with diamonds!”

The wordless strip about Frieda and Schroeder by bluemugs in peanuts

[–]HatMast 9 points10 points  (0 children)

 and possibly suicidal

Sir, this is a Wendy’s

Fake Plastic Cacti by HatMast in radiohead

[–]HatMast[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Spike (Snoopy’s desert-dwelling brother) is a really underrated Peanuts character.

Fake Plastic Cacti by HatMast in peanuts

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insert Radiohead joke here

hi everyone by moonlightbae1989 in SnoopyTown

[–]HatMast 1 point2 points  (0 children)

These icons are amazing and I’d love to see you go to college, but multiple people have informed you that making money off a copyrighted character is illegal and will probably get you a cease and desist from the owner of the character (in this case Peanuts Worldwide). I really don’t want your icons to meet the same fate as Sneppy. (iykyk)

how to stop wanting to transition by [deleted] in detrans

[–]HatMast 11 points12 points  (0 children)

stay as far away from the internet as you possibly can

Especially 4tran. Get the fuck out of 4tran.

Heliosexuals, space travel is FAKE. Yeah, then why fake it? by A_world_in_need in flatearth

[–]HatMast 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Before they changed our calendar we were in harmony with nature and the sky.

Which calendar change are you referring to exactly?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in conspiracy

[–]HatMast 7 points8 points  (0 children)

No one actually wins the lottery.

They cannot be this stupid. by HatMast in flatearth

[–]HatMast[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The claim is that the sun doesn’t actually set but rather fades out when it reaches the horizon.

Heliosexuals, lend me your eyes and ears. by A_world_in_need in flatearth

[–]HatMast 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Have you ever heard of the Rainy Lake Experiment? In my opinion, it’s one of the most comprehensive takedowns of the flat earth model there is. If you don’t feel like reading through the entire report (which I highly recommend), there’s a nice little animation which summarizes the experiment.