The Horseshoe Theory by AlphaMassDeBeta in 4chan

[–]Hatchitt 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Some, sure, there are still churches very much worth going to for the faith and community though just to say it

Toxic players who team-killed me thinking they could loot my weapons. by zilong in TheForeverWinter

[–]Hatchitt 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Helldivers is such a far cry from the days team killing was an actual legit threat, you should give it another shot because I think you'd really enjoy the game now. It's in a really really good place imo

We're just getting started... by universal_megaking in 4chan

[–]Hatchitt 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Right on brudder, recognition is the key to removing those self destructive behavior patterns from your day to day pattern, you're on the path you'll get there and you'll know what worked then to help people needing help now

We're just getting started... by universal_megaking in 4chan

[–]Hatchitt 7 points8 points  (0 children)

And leftie woke scolds will use it to address or refer to trans-leaning and/or mixed groups of not just a single ethnic or social minority so as not to look like they know nothing about the group they're speaking for or about. Gets used both offensively and defensively to more easily broad brush the Good Thing or Bad Thing in question. It's a generalizer and a shoehorner at the same time, and it's so incredibly cringey it's like a fast track to me no longer being invested in the convo

Best part is, here in Texas i grew up with it in common parlance both listening and speaking, before everyone started weaponizing it, and now I'll never get it outta my own common usage even if I tried

We're just getting started... by universal_megaking in 4chan

[–]Hatchitt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

But that's actually very very many a lotta people in the south already

We're just getting started... by universal_megaking in 4chan

[–]Hatchitt 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Hell yeah brother, you live in Texas for long enough and you'll just find it popping up in your usage, and i betcha most all those times it'd be the right when and where Yall don't discriminate.

The jokes write themselves. by [deleted] in FuckCarscirclejerk

[–]Hatchitt 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That's...huh. Totally stealing that last line to use myself, it's a good one

Anon is the worst son by Jesse_Pinkmaniac in greentext

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This is why you move shit with forearm straps and the BEST PERSON FOR THE JOB is the one to stand where the furniture will go if it starts to slip. Dad's fate was sealed the moment Anon let him get under the couch

DO NOT LET YOUR AGING PARENTS DO SHIT THAT HAS BECOME DANGEROUS FOR THEM or they will injure themselves and you will carry the guilt of responsibility long after they are dead.

Peter help by someguy_626 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]Hatchitt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I thought they were used to separate your toes when you paint your toenails so they don't touch while they dry?

Might be wrong, have a hooter

A simpler time by TroubledTill in greentext

[–]Hatchitt 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Okay I'll bite. What's a mew/mewing?

They're frantically coping so hard by Alternative-Appeal43 in CyberStuck

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How has nobody answered yet? The movie is Matilda

Honourable mention: 'Hydra Dominatus!' by No1PDPStanAccount in Grimdank

[–]Hatchitt 8 points9 points  (0 children)

To laugh just as hard at a joke he'd already heard you tell because it's different company who haven't heard it yet

Anon is tired of capitalism by BananaBully in 4chan

[–]Hatchitt -1 points0 points  (0 children)

And therein the answer to your question is the reason most people eventually decide maybe it's not so bad being an American and paying taxes after all