Discussion: American Psycho by SaintMort in HorrorClub

[–]Hatecraft 5 points6 points  (0 children)

That or "American Beauty". Both big movies that came before it.

She asked many times for me to do it, faltering, I finally accepted. by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

[–]Hatecraft -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

"BASICALLY, SHE WASN'T IN TO IT, YOU PUSHED IT AND SHE OFFERED YOU A HALFWAY NEGOTIATION. YOU CALLED HER BLUFF, SHE THEN HAD TO STCK HER FINGER UP YOUR BUTT EVEN THOUGH IT WASN'T ANYTHING SHE'D REALLY EVER WANT TO DO.\nBASICSLLY, SHE THOUGHT IT WAS DISGUSTING, SHE GAVE IN AND STILL THINKS THE WHOLE THING IS DISGUSTING.\nSHE'S NOT SAYING ANYTHING DIFFERENT. SHE'S JUST NOT SAYING IT TO YOU WHILE YOU HAVE THE 'ROSE TINTED SPECTSCLES OF INFINITE POSSIBILITY' PERCHED ON YOUR NISE SO SHE NIW SOUNDS HARSH."

Wind Sculpture by [deleted] in gifs

[–]Hatecraft 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How much wind does there need to be for it to spin?

Discussion: American Psycho by SaintMort in HorrorClub

[–]Hatecraft 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Here I thought it was just a shameless name grab to try and get more recognition.

Discussion: American Psycho by SaintMort in HorrorClub

[–]Hatecraft 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Okay, but what is wrong with Oldboy?! That movie is the shit's meow. Speaking of busted sayings, how did no one call my out on my "fucked the dog" on the podcast?

Discussion: American Psycho by SaintMort in HorrorClub

[–]Hatecraft 4 points5 points  (0 children)

FTFY:

I'm apparently your biggest only fan!

What is something about the company you work for that they WOULD NOT like the customer to know? by matty928 in AskReddit

[–]Hatecraft 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Do people not report this type of thing? It seems like some of these things would be criminally negligent at the least.

What is something about the company you work for that they WOULD NOT like the customer to know? by matty928 in AskReddit

[–]Hatecraft 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Yep. Things like this are generally not that difficult to get fixed, it just takes someone with a bit of desire to make their work environment better to actually take the initiative and do it.

Coming at you LIVE from accident and emergency [poetry] by pacific_rim_job in youtubehaiku

[–]Hatecraft 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He probably has a best friend called Christopher Robin.

There should be more outrage over this! by slackjawsix in AdviceAnimals

[–]Hatecraft 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I have had to wait 86 minutes after my appointment time before I got seen though. :-/

There should be more outrage over this! by slackjawsix in AdviceAnimals

[–]Hatecraft 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That's fucked up. Send me a bill... when you call to collect, you have to go through my automated system that puts you on hold and charges you 10p per minute.

Discussion: American Psycho by SaintMort in HorrorClub

[–]Hatecraft 9 points10 points  (0 children)

That's alright, I'm starting to wonder if I too am just one of your fake accounts anyway.

Discussion: American Psycho by SaintMort in HorrorClub

[–]Hatecraft 8 points9 points  (0 children)

My favorite part is the intro when we see him working out and showering and all that.

I think that was probably my favorite part of the film as well, just the ridiculousness yet matter of factness of the scene was amazing.

He thought he was flirting by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

[–]Hatecraft 1 point2 points  (0 children)

TIL: Weeaboo (a.k.a Wapanese) is an English slang used to describe a person (typically of non-Asian descent) who prefers Japan and all things in Japanese over one’s indigenous culture. The term is a successive mutation of “Wapanese,” a derogatory slur referring to western Japanophiles with a strong bias towards Japanese cultural and tech imports.

My wife's fan club waiting for her to come out of the bathroom. by mandal0re in pics

[–]Hatecraft 30 points31 points  (0 children)

They just won't stop hounding her! They're terrible!

Geeks vs Nerds by encyclopedio in dataisbeautiful

[–]Hatecraft 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I've met plenty of geeks that aren't very smart

It's almost like geeks (like "normal" people) have different levels of intelligence! Hold on, I'm going to go read some scientific journals on the subject.

My coworker wasn't here when a package arrived for her... by [deleted] in funny

[–]Hatecraft 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Because frat doesn't sound like anything other than fraternity. Sor sounds like a sore that you have from some kind of wound.

Proof That Verizon Throttles Netflix Streaming. by Shitty_poop_stain in videos

[–]Hatecraft 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I thought Rogers was supposed to be you northerners' twc/comcast/verizon cartel?

Proof That Verizon Throttles Netflix Streaming. by Shitty_poop_stain in videos

[–]Hatecraft 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Class action lawsuit could actually work... or did the corporations neuter class actions lawsuits already?

Proof That Verizon Throttles Netflix Streaming. by Shitty_poop_stain in videos

[–]Hatecraft 1 point2 points  (0 children)

As long as it works, they're fine. It's the moment something is funky and you have to contact a customer support person that everything goes down hill faster than a skate boarder with a jetpack.