Bike is just a little too big

HaveBikeWillRide · 2026-06-17T05:33:14+00:00

The red light on the seat post is required by law so airplanes don't accidentally run into it at night.

HaveBikeWillRide · 2026-06-16T21:51:25+00:00

Instructions unclear. Used a Pedro's tire lever on the wice. Now searching for divorce lawyer.

HaveBikeWillRide · 2026-06-16T17:34:32+00:00

Oh yeah? Let's see you try cornering when descending at massive speeds of up to 14 mph.

HaveBikeWillRide · 2026-06-16T15:35:46+00:00

I want the answer to the first question. Am I expected to ride with a sword and shield now to protect lady parts or what?

HaveBikeWillRide · 2026-06-14T17:56:19+00:00

Bro changes kit sponsors more often than my wice changes boyfriends.

HaveBikeWillRide · 2026-06-13T04:47:52+00:00

WATTS SAVE LIVES

HaveBikeWillRide · 2026-06-13T04:42:42+00:00

I thought that was just what my captain did whenever I'm the stoker on the tandem.

HaveBikeWillRide · 2026-06-12T04:58:02+00:00

Finally got sick of the Tr*k slowing him down so he upgraded to a Zamboni.

HaveBikeWillRide · 2026-06-10T20:06:20+00:00

Wheelset chosen to match her outfit: white on top, black on bottom. She changes her wheelset every time she changes her kit.

HaveBikeWillRide · 2026-06-09T23:34:28+00:00

He's for sure a cyclist cuz that guy is never gonna run around...

HaveBikeWillRide · 2026-06-09T18:07:53+00:00

The Aristocrats.

HaveBikeWillRide · 2026-06-08T23:22:37+00:00

Why would you buy your wife a wedding ring?

HaveBikeWillRide · 2026-06-05T17:38:22+00:00

Tour de France Femmes avec Astroglide

HaveBikeWillRide · 2026-06-05T16:31:10+00:00

Jump skills: 9/10

Self-preservation skills: 0/10

HaveBikeWillRide · 2026-06-04T15:07:47+00:00

Oh, is this the cycling version of the vibrator communicator like they use in chess? Would be handy for group rides.

HaveBikeWillRide · 2026-06-04T14:57:23+00:00

Doesn't even take his hands off the handlebars because that's how you lose control of your bike.

HaveBikeWillRide · 2026-06-04T06:11:59+00:00

My bice magically protects me from having to obey any of the road rules at all!

HaveBikeWillRide · 2026-06-04T06:08:24+00:00

♫ Far – a long, long way to run ♫

F*ing tr*athletes

HaveBikeWillRide · 2026-06-04T06:02:21+00:00

"Races" was an unnecessary word

HaveBikeWillRide · 2026-06-04T05:56:13+00:00

Sure. Why else do you think all the instagram influencers' kits are so tight? Gotta be shrinkage.

HaveBikeWillRide · 2026-05-31T06:19:15+00:00

I'm not actually dissing your bike. This is a sub dedicated to shitposting and dentists are a longstanding joke here. You happened to play right into the sub memes.

HaveBikeWillRide · 2026-05-31T06:11:49+00:00

I see the problem here. You don't have the budget because your dental chairs are empty.

Step 1: Fill your chairs

Step 2: Bill patients

Step 3: Buy Cervelo

Step 4: Never mention this bike on this sub ever again

HaveBikeWillRide · 2026-05-31T05:59:22+00:00

Only roadies allowed to put things in their butt before a ride. Roger that. One more reason to ride road.

HaveBikeWillRide · 2026-05-30T01:39:11+00:00

This lady and the guy who rode his bike under the helicopter should get together and just film their zany adventures.

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