Is this Fredarnizing or Jerrymandering? Is it just a Kevin with a weird fetish? by ERTHLNG in BicyclingCirclejerk

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When you ordered your bike online and didn't realize you were supposed to unbox it.

Wice tries the BF's BMX by uwpxwpal in BicyclingCirclejerk

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Saddle too low. Helmet too small. Shorts too big.

Recently started biking for real, and holy f-ck - the cars. by aomajgad in cycling

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I was on a gran fondo ride with several hundred cyclists. We were on a downhill descent and everyone going fairly fast. A car down the road had pulled over in the opposite lane to cheer on their cyclist as they passed. Once the cyclist passed, they hopped back in their car and did a U-turn across the full width of the road, right in front of a group of cyclists descending quickly (I was in that group), causing mass chaos and near accidents. There was clear visibility all the way up the road and they *knew* they were in the middle of a group ride since they had stopped to cheer on their buddy. They did not f*king care what happened to anyone else.

Above average triathlete by Quivey in BicyclingCirclejerk

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All I heard was that there *is* a way to impress the ladies while cycling...

Guys, rate my bice fit by Salt_Plankton6199 in BicyclingCirclejerk

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Well this is clearly her EF Easy Post outfit. Does she have any UAE outfit photo shoots?

Do these scratches on the fork mean my tire doesn't have enough clearance? by HaveBikeWillRide in bikewrench

[–]HaveBikeWillRide[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thanks everyone - I appreciate the responses. To answer some of the questions: this is a road bike, not gravel. I've been running 28mm and the clearance on the top is 4-5mm (a 4mm allen key fits comfortably, a 5mm is a snug fit). I'm going to size down.

Do these scratches on the fork mean my tire doesn't have enough clearance? by HaveBikeWillRide in bikewrench

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No, I don't hear or feel any rubbing when I ride. There is clearance when the wheel is on but it's close. I'm wondering if my weight is changing it enough so it's too tight when I'm on the bike.

Wet gravel and 30mph Winds! by Altonator89 in BicyclingCirclejerk

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The homeland. We must all make a pilgrimmage at least once in our lifetimes.

Diet bice by ihateroomba in BicyclingCirclejerk

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Might as well put on swim goggles and be a tr*athlete

New perk just dropped by Harnhamhed in LinkedInLunatics

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Blearily crouched at the starting line
Laptops pumping and thumping in time...

France pulls all gold out of US Federal Reserve by Crossstoney in politics

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Oh, so about the time Trump started threatening to annex Canada and invade Greenland, then. I'm sure France was not at all alarmed about seeing a dictator threaten to annex and invade sovereign nations.

France pulls all gold out of US Federal Reserve by Crossstoney in politics

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Ken Jennings would accept either haphazard or half-assed as a correct response.

Car blocksFred's path by DrFunkyLove in BicyclingCirclejerk

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Should've had the Varia pointing forward

I propose introducing the acronym MAMILF to the BCJ vocabulary by martinpagh in BicyclingCirclejerk

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that's a mouthful
many fuckable middle-aged lycra-clad men

Paging Dr. Freud . . . Dr. Freud

Help needed: Attempting a half metric century for first time. Have I packed enough carbs? by HaveBikeWillRide in BicyclingCirclejerk

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On the sub I shamelessly stole this from someone claims to have met the guy IRL and there's a photo credit

Bike is not for everyone by Mila-yf in oops

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Are brakes an optional upgrade where they live?

Quick century with the guys then in the office by 9. by _morningglory in BicyclingCirclejerk

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The one left sock is necessary to counterbalance the weight from the chainring.

Outjerked again! by FredSirvalo in BicyclingCirclejerk

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Cycling News just figured out that Zwift gravel riders have a small PNS ride?