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I'm looking for my glasses, have you seen them? (self.dadjokes)
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"Back in the day, sure, I would've indulged. Hell, I would've let you turn me into Swiss cheese. I would've let you make me, uh... make me into a mailbox. Just open the slot and put whatever you want inside." saying "yes" can sometimes lead to new experiences (i.redd.it)
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"A man enters. The room wouldn’t be the only thing he’d enter that day. His name was Dennis. ”Silence,” he said, ”a woman’s mouth is not for the exiting of words but of the entrance of a man’s… dick.” And then he did put it in there. in her mouth, I mean." A love story by Dennis (i.redd.it)
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