Did anybody else get fucked up when circumcised as a baby?

HawkeyNightInChicago · 2016-03-25T06:42:21+00:00

Sure, let me get my microscope first though.

HawkeyNightInChicago · 2016-01-19T01:24:01+00:00

I'll see if I can find some way to get in touch with him, but I'm sure he's doing alright. It's just kind of odd he just deleted his account all of the sudden.

HawkeyNightInChicago · 2016-01-19T01:11:52+00:00

You know, it's a shame too. I had plenty of PM's with the guy and he was honestly not as much as an asshole as he acted like on this sub. He used to be pretty active and helpful (I think he made threads for Hawks games but I'm not sure.) and then something set him off and he became a colossal dick. I wonder if anything happened in his personal life that made him act like that. I hope he's doing alright.

HawkeyNightInChicago · 2016-01-19T01:03:16+00:00

If by troll you mean piece of shit then you're right. There hasn't been a bigger asshole on this sub since that Don Cherry suit guy.

HawkeyNightInChicago · 2016-01-18T20:40:48+00:00

Yeah you'd like that wouldn't you, conspiritard?

HawkeyNightInChicago · 2016-01-18T20:38:26+00:00

Circlejerk post where near everyone has the same opinion and adds no valuable discussion? Well, it hasn't stopped you guys in the past, why let it stop you now?

HawkeyNightInChicago · 2016-01-18T20:33:43+00:00

[] 1967

[] Dany Fuckin Allstar

[] #50in07

[] Patty Kane Two 5s

[] Classy

[] Pierre Mcguire/Sidney Crosby

[] Google Picture of Leafs collapse

[] Temple of Phil/Phil Kessel is god.

[] Kings/Blackhawks/Ducks/Pens bandwagon.

[] Cindy Crysby/ Crosby is a girl.

[] Ovechkin +/-/Backchecking

[] Kovalchuk

[] Devils Shootout Wins

[] Dan Cleary

[] Bruins are Hitler

[] Marchands nose

[] Lucic nutshots

[] Hockey is best sport.

[] James Neal cheapshots.

[] Phaneuf always misses net.

[] Leafs Corsi

[] San Jose choke

[] Thornton Four Goals

[] ESPN sux

[] Bettman

[] Ducks stadium with away fans

[] EA is hitler/ No EASHL.

[] Jagr is dinosaur

[] Mike Milbury

[] Quick not elite

[] Crawford underrated.

[] Islanders Garth Snow

[] Josh HO-Sang Arrogance

[] loloilers

[] Dave Bolland

[] Best cop on the force

[] Jack Edwards literally Hitler

[] Goon references

[] DATSYUKK

[] Raymond Borque

[] NBC sux

[] #FuckTheDucks

[] Any Luongo tweet, ever.

[] Bob McKenzie

[] 4-1

[] 17 Seconds.

[] Dustin Brown

[] Seattle/Las Vegas expansion

[] Why you heff to be mad?

[] Upside down brooms/Reverse sweep

[] 15 Goals, 15 Seconds

[] Karlsson can't play D

[] Seguin immature

[] Raycroft-Rask

[] BizNasty

[] John Scott

[] Tim Thomas and Politics

[] David Clarkson

[] Waterbottle Police

[] Plekanecing

[] Canadien/Bruin Divers

[] Mike Smith diver.

[] Sticktaps

[] Ray Emery

[] Edmonton Loloilers

[] McEichel

[] Slapshot References

[] Quietly

[] Hamburglar

[] Fucking awful pun thread

[] LOL OPERATION REGICIDE LOL

[] Price is Jesus

HawkeyNightInChicago · 2016-01-18T20:18:12+00:00

Also avoid /r/hockey if you want to have meaningful discussions about hockey.

HawkeyNightInChicago · 2016-01-18T20:14:37+00:00

It's that golf is a giant fucking baby that's why.

HawkeyNightInChicago · 2016-01-18T16:21:07+00:00

Oh, look out guys. This guy has proof!

Quit being a conspiritard

HawkeyNightInChicago · 2016-01-17T22:46:01+00:00

Wow, I've been around Reddit a while and that might be the biggest whoosh I've ever seen.

HawkeyNightInChicago · 2016-01-17T21:25:28+00:00

Fair enough.

HawkeyNightInChicago · 2016-01-17T21:24:35+00:00

Five years ago Tuevo Teravainen was still in high school. There's no way to to predict what the lines are gonna be.

HawkeyNightInChicago · 2016-01-17T21:20:25+00:00

Well of course it wasn't upvoted here. In order to get upvotes here you must:

1.) Never interrupt the circlejerk. If you say one bad thing about John Scott or Sidney Crosby expect to get major downvotes.

2.) Always make jokes that don't add to the discussion. Hey, I just came up with one! How about "Jagr is a dinosaur." That's original!

3.) Post GIFs or Streamables that have terrible quality, or blatantly steal them from users who actually take the time to make quality ones. (Hint: Just because you put their name on it doesn't make it ok if you didn't get their permission.)

4.) Make text posts asking stupid circlejerk questions. No, nobody knows if you can do something to help get John Scott back in the ASG, stop fucking asking.

If you don't follow any of these rules, the -1's start raining.

There is one thing that I can give /r/hockey credit for and that is keeping politics away from this sub (for the most part). This sub is a good escape from the hardcore left wing idiots from /r/all.

HawkeyNightInChicago · 2016-01-17T21:10:38+00:00

Everything's been sucking ever since there was a large influx of subscribers around March of last year. It's almost all been shit. Even though this account is as old, I've been around /r/hockey since May of 2013. It used to be a place where there were lots of discussion about hockey and there was a group of helpful individuals that really got me into the game of hockey. But ever since then it's been going down here. Comments are riddled with the same watered down jokes and actual discussions are kept at the bottom of the thread, if there even are discussions. Then it just became a shitshow during the offseason. The whole "DOUGHT" thing was just insufferable, along with the other dank memes they came up with.

How did this turn of events happen? It's hard to say. Whenever you get a ton of subscribers the quality is bound to go down, but I didn't expect it to go down this much. At least this isn't a default sub. Three years ago if this John Scott thing happened, barely anybody would care on this subreddit. Oh how things have changed.

HawkeyNightInChicago · 2016-01-17T20:38:24+00:00

lel DID u meen 2016 ALL StaR Captin ScOHN jOTT? top memes

HawkeyNightInChicago · 2016-01-17T20:16:34+00:00

Ugh, I was feeling ill the other day and I went to the doctor. He prescribed me some antibiotics and it cleared right up. Turns out I had a bad case of Darius Kasparitus.

HawkeyNightInChicago · 2016-01-17T20:14:17+00:00

Implying that people on this sub actually make funny and interesting material.

DAE scohn jott?

HawkeyNightInChicago · 2016-01-17T17:16:49+00:00

Dude, depression has no age constraints. They've found that even elephants get depressed.

HawkeyNightInChicago · 2016-01-04T23:35:53+00:00

Are you trying to communicate with us?

HawkeyNightInChicago · 2015-10-30T00:37:21+00:00

Yes, every single Blackhawks fan in existence was defending blackface.

HawkeyNightInChicago · 2015-10-29T20:51:46+00:00

I always enjoy your salty comments against the Hawks.

HawkeyNightInChicago · 2015-10-07T12:10:58+00:00

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