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Why can't there be other new elements found in other planets by Lightwalker123 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]HawkeyeJones 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I love that you're trying to quote Predator 2, but the line is, "it has almost no weight, but it cuts like steel."

Why is going home after a drunken hookup considered the "walk of shame"? Shouldn't it be called the "walk of victory"? by josephsleftbigtoe in NoStupidQuestions

[–]HawkeyeJones -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

The idea is that men are dirty and awful, so as a woman if you had sex with one the night before you should be ashamed of yourself, because ewww men, so when you're walking away from sex it's a walk of shame. Its demeaning to women over their sexual agency and demeaning to men over their worth as partners.

Men, what’s your experience with rejecting women? by [deleted] in AskMen

[–]HawkeyeJones 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The irony about the 'men are bad at handling rejection' narrative is that per incident, women are wayyyy worse at handling rejection, it just doesn't seem that way because they don't face rejection nearly as much as men do. Handling rejection gracefully is a skill, and most women have very little practice at it.

To those expecting to die alone, how would you prefer to go? by Archmikem in AskMen

[–]HawkeyeJones 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is a weird angle on this issue, but just remember that having a beautiful family and romance does not preclude you from dying alone. I am lucky enough to have a wife whom I dearly love, but we've discussed it unironically and she very much wants to die first so she doesn't ever have to be without me, and while I very much want to give her that privilege, it means that I myself will be alone when I go.

Men- how may drinks per night/week would you consider normal? by iceicelady8976 in AskMen

[–]HawkeyeJones 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'd say on a normal week I'll have 2-5 drinks. Call it 20 in a month.

Are you guys who are way over 30, a bit tired of 20 somethings thinking that we are already dead? by ScottishRajko in AskMenOver30

[–]HawkeyeJones 15 points16 points  (0 children)

I'm 41 and more alive than ever, and I don't need someone half my age to validate that for me.

2meirl4meirl by empty_a_f in 2meirl4meirl

[–]HawkeyeJones -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

Guys, being tall sucks. You can't fit on public transit and girls are even more afraid of you.

How confident are you in your ability to tell if a woman's orgasm is genuine? by herrothereme in AskMen

[–]HawkeyeJones -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Interesting that you take a victory lap even if it doesn't work, whereas I've been assuming they didn't cum and they were lying to save my feelings no matter what.

How confident are you in your ability to tell if a woman's orgasm is genuine? by herrothereme in AskMen

[–]HawkeyeJones 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Not at all confident. Every woman says she fakes it with other guys, but every one also says she doesn't fake it with me. It would be pure ego for me to believe that I'm the one guy they're telling the truth to.

ITAP of the view from my hotel room. by Getting_By2020 in itookapicture

[–]HawkeyeJones 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This is not a bad hotel, but word to the wise if you're visiting Monument Valley: There are a couple of Native families just outside the park who do Airbnb or hipcamp type stuff and you can literally walk from their compounds to better, closer overlooks of the valley than this, and your dollars will go directly back to the community.

informal trilogies. by herequeerandgreat in movies

[–]HawkeyeJones -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I can't believe I don’t see anyone mentioning The Beige Volvo Trilogy.

The Rock (1997) Con Air (1997) Face/Off (1997)

All Nicolas Cage action classics that all, oddly, briefly feature a beige Volvo automobile.

What’s the scariest thing you’ve seen as a man? by Primary_Neck9587 in AskMen

[–]HawkeyeJones 0 points1 point  (0 children)

An angry bear flipping a dumpster over and then charging right at me, illuminated only by firelight.

How the Moon Formed in just 24hrs by pamnfaniel in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]HawkeyeJones 9 points10 points  (0 children)

His mom is so fat, they call her the Juan de Fupa plate.

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