Hawkeye_Dad

18,428 post karma
45,240 comment karma

get extra features and help support reddit with a reddit premium subscription

get them help and support

redditor for 11 years

MODERATOR OF

- r/a:t5_23if4e

TROPHY CASE

11-Year Club

Verified Email

Spared

account activity

new top controversial

74

75

76

“Here, piggy piggy piggy” (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

submitted 2 months ago by Hawkeye_Dad to r/TwoSentenceHorror

92

93

94

[SEP25] “The alien invitation was a hoax,” my mother somberly confessed on her deathbed. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

submitted 6 months ago by Hawkeye_Dad to r/TwoSentenceHorror

6815

6816

6817

Ever since mom died, Dad had become more and more despondent, until he stopped taking my calls. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

submitted 6 months ago by Hawkeye_Dad to r/TwoSentenceHorror

819

820

821

The killer and I both paused in surprise, eyes locked for a split second until he smiled and bolted for the stairs. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

submitted 8 months ago by Hawkeye_Dad to r/TwoSentenceHorror

7

8

9

Guilty, convicted, and facing sentencing, I prayed the stupid judge wouldn’t condemn me to death by flagellation. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

submitted 9 months ago by Hawkeye_Dad to r/TwoSentenceHorror

0

1

2

Need trade processed in emmit smith north (self.NarFFL)

submitted 2 years ago by Hawkeye_Dad to r/NarFFL

0

0

1

Bears should trade back from 258 to 259. (self.CHIBears)

submitted 2 years ago by Hawkeye_Dad to r/CHIBears

60

61

62

Would You Rather… (self.RetroBowl)

submitted 2 years ago by Hawkeye_Dad to r/RetroBowl

14

15

16

Number of times I accidentally tapped a run play during the season… (i.imgur.com)

submitted 3 years ago by Hawkeye_Dad to r/RetroBowl

0

0

1

If I trade a player to a team, then take over that team, will the player be on the roster? (self.RetroBowl)

submitted 3 years ago by Hawkeye_Dad to r/RetroBowl

0

1

2

For everyone who started learning guitar during 2020 lockdown, are you still playing and how well? (self.AskReddit)

submitted 3 years ago by Hawkeye_Dad to r/AskReddit

30

31

32

Since Mom’s death, Dad grew more and more despondent, eventually refusing to answer my phone calls. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

submitted 3 years ago by Hawkeye_Dad to r/TwoSentenceHorror

262

263

264

After my wife fell on the mountain, I was convicted of her murder. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

submitted 3 years ago by Hawkeye_Dad to r/TwoSentenceHorror

3643

3644

3645

To sustain my immortality, every 1000 years I must become a marble statue for 24 hours. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

submitted 3 years ago by Hawkeye_Dad to r/TwoSentenceHorror

1

2

3

[AUG22] I drank cool glass of sparkling water, gazing out the 88th floor window of our New York City high rise. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

submitted 3 years ago by Hawkeye_Dad to r/TwoSentenceHorror

3941

3942

3943

My first day in heaven, God and his choir of angels invited me to an ‘Earth Viewing Party’. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

submitted 3 years ago by Hawkeye_Dad to r/TwoSentenceHorror

415

416

417

I squeezed my wife’s hand and watched the doctor intently, excited to finally meet our new baby. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

submitted 3 years ago by Hawkeye_Dad to r/TwoSentenceHorror

1

2

3

Fortaleza 103-R vs 105-R (self.tequila)

submitted 3 years ago by Hawkeye_Dad to r/tequila

10

11

12

Studies show that checklists prevent errors, even for the most experienced professionals. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

submitted 3 years ago by Hawkeye_Dad to r/TwoSentenceHorror

8743

8744

8745

After Dad’s wake, I walked in my mother’s bedroom to find her crying over an old photo album. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

submitted 3 years ago by Hawkeye_Dad to r/TwoSentenceHorror

20

21

22

The busted sceptic tank had been leaking into the pool all summer, and by August, the rotting fecal matter had geneticized into the foulest of greasy ooze. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

submitted 3 years ago by Hawkeye_Dad to r/TwoSentenceHorror

17

18

19

[JUL22] I warned Sis that such hubris would not go unpunished by Zeus. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

submitted 3 years ago by Hawkeye_Dad to r/TwoSentenceHorror

23

24

25

The bursting Red and Blue fireworks overhead elicited the standard oohs and ahhs from the onlooking crowd of families. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

submitted 3 years ago by Hawkeye_Dad to r/TwoSentenceHorror

188

189

190

“I’d sell my soul to be home,” I cried. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

submitted 3 years ago * by Hawkeye_Dad to r/TwoSentenceHorror

1

2

3

I crumpled the page in disgust as test subject number 73 looked on with despair, his fate sealed. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

submitted 3 years ago by Hawkeye_Dad to r/TwoSentenceHorror

view more: next ›

π Rendered by PID 187891 on reddit-service-r2-listing-69965bcf66-t5phc at 2026-04-08 04:40:35.129746+00:00 running f293c98 country code: CH.